all the space in between

howdy sleepcasters, we got another LOW energy episode for you on this fine but overall very snoozy evening. this week we make a cameo in one of our listeners dreams, learn about a particularly stinky father figure, and give some tips on how to be more openly vulnerable when sharing your art in a public setting. enjoy!

look, i gotta be real with you, i'm SLEEPY. so i'm just gonna get into what this episode is about. this week we talk about how bad internet service providers are, how to charge people for your art, and what to do when your friend starts a really bad podcast. enjoy!

howdy SMOOCHcast KISStener, we've got a pretty romantic episode for you. nah not really, but we do answer two kissing related questions and even tell kissing related stories! its pretty cute. or gross. whatever you prefer. enjoy!

okay strap in because this week we talk about a whole lot of NOTHING. that's right, another one of those chaotic episodes where we barely get to any questions because we're too busy talking about running away and leaving everything behind and living in a bog. we did manage to get to two questions, though. one was about avoiding a potentially awkward situation after you've slept with two members of...

howdy....nerd. haha that's right, you're a nerd. only nerds read podcast descriptions because like, who would go out of their way to read something when they don't even have to? someone who likes reading, that's who. anyway, this week we read a funny urine related story from a very talented listener, talk about how mental health can affect a relationship, and give advice on what to do when you're...

what do you look for in a podcast? fun? excitement? stimulating conversation? well click something else, because this week we only get around to answering ONE question and mostly just spend the episode talking about spidermans...parts. fellas, this is truly some of our worst content yet. enjoy!

have you ever listened to this show and thought, "hm, this is great and all (almost perfect actually), but i wonder what it would be like if they answered twice the amount of questions that they usually do". well guess what? you're in luck. because this week we talk about…god, so much. we're made to speak welsh, talk about killing bugs, ASMR, how to not get road sick, hiding a tattoo from your mom...

another week has come and gone and, unfortunately, that means we've recorded yet another one of these awful things. this episode we talk about discord (which you should totally join), massage fetishes, farting, and recycling. it truly was...a train wreck of an experience. sorry!!

howdy art-casters, welcome to another episode of this very serious and not disgusting podcast. this week we talk about art! a lot. we answer three genuine art related questions. from how to change your songwriting style, to dealing with performance anxiety. we even dive deeper into supporting your partner through their creative ups and downs. also we talk about elementary school a lot at the begin...

w-w-w-w-what is up gamers, and YES i do m- ahh i'm not gonna type it out. this week we tell jake that getting his wisdom teeth out is gonna hurt real bad, someone writes in with a funny story about finding their brother on tinder, and then we sink our teeth into a very interesting question about making art with your longtime partner. thanks for listening, honk honk!

howdy podcake description reader, welcome to another episode of us talking into microphones for almost an hour. this week we read a juicy little email about a listener who cheated on their boyfriend, talk about the dreaded cake meme, and give advice to a freelance furry artist experiencing a bit of...artistic fatigue? enjoy the show!

what on earth is up you filthy description reader, we're back as always with another weekly installment of *drum roll* this podcast! this episode we hear a hilariously painful email about accidentally hurting your partner during a harmless prank, offer some advice on how to reject a man through text, and give a much needed update on the very successful businesses we both started. enjoy!

well isn't this perfect. you, a podcast description reader, have stumbled across the description to this weeks episode. this week we talk about being terrible at replying to texts, give some very awkward family advice, and talk about beautiful harsh noise. enjoy the episode and join the discord maybe!!

we're back we're back we're back!! sorry for not uploading last week, SOMEBODY needed care urgently. this episode we talk about hurting your foot, having a stinky little cat, and what to do after a very...awkward early morning interaction with your roommate. enjoy!

what up you scat loving little bunch, we're back and sleepier than ever. this episode we read a FANTASTIC email about a listeners personal recovery, give some advice on how to respond to a very...poopy friend, and talk about an awkward discord dilemma. enjoy!

howdy eggcasters, we're late but we're here. this episode we talked about billie traveling during a pandemic (not clickbait!!), what happens when you don't play animal crossing for a long time, and hearing your brother having sex.  here's the link we talked about at the beginning of this episode, please do what you can! https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

sixty-nine episodes just weren't enough, we had to record another one of these bad boys. this week we read a very flattering email regarding the audio quality of the show, give some head shaving and tanning advice, and talk about what to do about your...shitty neighbor. enjoy!

what up you...idk, pervert i guess. as you know, this is officially our 69th episode of this podcast! and in it we...spent almost the entire time taking ridiculous sex and relationship quizzes online. but don't worry, we answer a serious question at the end. enjoy!

oh, you want to know what this episode is about? well here's a SAMPLE haha. you'll understand that soon. anyway, this week we...DISH. not really. we do talk about relationships a lot, though. whether it be throuples, jealousy, or breakups. we talk about it all, baby! oh, and someone on tiktok made a flatsound joke. enjoy!

well hello to our most patient and understanding description reader, welcome to another installment in our economically renowned entrepreneurcast. this episode we talk about accidentally pissing on your partner, whether or not you should travel to university during a pandemic, and then (thank god) someone asks something genuine and good relating to juggalos.

howdy fellow sock brains, we've got another pod for you hot off the...cast. this episode we are reprimanded by a grocery store enthusiast, talk about what to do between 2am and 8am, and then at the end (big surprise) we give some genuine advice about sharing art that feels true to yourself. enjoy!

muah muah muah- oh! sorry, we didn't see you there. welcome to another episode of this world renowned email reading couplescast. this week we talk about pissing yourself in a walgreens parking lot, what to do when you don't really like your romantic partner THAT much, and then of course we finish it off with some genuine art advice. how exactly DO you master the art of photography while stuck at h...

hello our precious little cast descript consumers. hungry for that sweet sweet episode rundown? well here it is: this week we give a spicy update on the plagiarism pickle from last episode, discuss whether its alright to eat (possibly) expired oatmeal, and then talk about spooky paranormal stuff. enjoy!

well hi there gamers and chatroom mods alike. against our better judgement, we went ahead and recorded another episode of our podcast. this week we talk about hooking up to weird movies, how to not be a walking wikihow for your art friends, and then someone shows us some good ol' fashion plagiarism. 

psst, hey. are you ready to listen to two people read some emails? because we're ready to read some emails. this episode we reveal the mystery behind the secret milk page, give some gaming advice to someone who's embarrassed by their animal crossing island, and talk about how to combat the boredom of isolation. enjoy, stinky.