Amelia and Laney

All Plot Abandoned: A Book Review Podcast

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Abandon all plot, ye who enter here. 💀 We're Amelia and Laney: two friends from college who took one philosophy class together and have been insufferable ever since. All Plot Abandoned is a book review podcast where we analyze details in books that weren’t meant to be analyzed. We're curious, we're irreverent, and we're convinced that your favorite bestseller has something profound to say about mortality. Find us on Instagram @all_plot_abandoned and check out our Substack, All Plot Abandoned Podcast, to comment on new episodes and read episode transcripts.

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Amelia and Laney

Episodes

Twilight: Chapters 16-18 07.07.2026 58:41

This week we talk about chapters 16-18 of Twilight! Join us to hear about Henry VIII, whether starvation is actually a danger for vampires, horseshoe crabs, vampire sex, and, of course, baseball as a full-contact sport. Trigger Warning: we have a discussion about suicide from [39:23] to [44:58]. Let’s get contemplating! Transcripts available at https://allplotabandoned.substack.com Intro and outro...

Twilight: Chapters 13-15 30.06.2026 1:16:29

This week we talk about chapters 13-15 of Twilight. Join us as we talk about vampiric biology, the ethics of eating humans, whether vampires need to brush their teeth, and Bella’s famous khaki skirt. Let’s get contemplating! Transcripts available at https://allplotabandoned.substack.com Intro and outro music by Dvir Silverstone from Pixabay

Twilight: Chapters 10-12 23.06.2026 1:05:07

This week, we talk about chapters 10-12 of Twilight . Listen in this week as we learn more about some traditional vampire lore, debate the morality of doing good deeds, discuss the sexiness of eye contact, and get more into the questionable fashion choices of our main couple. Let’s get contemplating! Transcripts available at https://allplotabandoned.substack.com Intro and outro music by Dvir Silve...

Twilight: Chapters 7-9 16.06.2026 1:05:54

Join us this week as we read chapters 7-9 of Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. We cover the Mormon version of North American history, shoddy internet searching, vampiric body odor, the definition of humanity, Edward’s wardrobe choices, and a wild case of insta-love. Let’s get contemplating! Transcripts available at https://allplotabandoned.substack.com Intro and outro music by Dvir Silverstone from Pix...

Twilight: Chapters 4-6 09.06.2026 1:01:12

This week, we continue exploring Forks as we read chapters 4-6 of Twilight by Stephanie Meyer. We learn about Stephanie Meyer’s writing process, Edward stops avoiding Bella, the eye contact heats up, the existence of Bigfoot is maybe biblically supported, and we meet the very young Jacob. Let's get contemplating! Transcripts available at https://allplotabandoned.substack.com Intro and outro music...

Twilight: Chapters 1-3 02.06.2026 1:15:50

Welcome to All Plot Abandoned! In our first episode, we are beginning our journey through Hell…I mean Forks…by analyzing chapters 1-3 of our favorite young adult classic, Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Forks might literally be Hell. Bella hates the library. Is Charlie in love with Carlisle?? And who exactly is Mormon in this town? Transcripts available at https://allplotabandoned.substack.com Intro...

This is All Plot Abandoned: A Book Review Podcast 01.06.2026 2:03

What happens when two friends who took one too many philosophy classes in college crack open the latest book to go viral on BookTok? All Plot Abandoned is the podcast where best friends Amelia and Laney dissect the books that everyone's reading, but nobody's really analyzing. Inspired by their favorite college course, "Death, God, and Philosophers," they bring a lens of philosophy, religion, and m...