All About the Biscuits

Some episodes are funny. Some are uncomfortable. This one is about standards . In this episode of All About the Biscuit , I start with light—grape juice mistaken for coffee, freezing dog walks, and the small absurdities of everyday life—but it quickly turns into a deeper conversation about accountability, responsibility, and how we treat people when no one’s looking . We talk about nostalgia and w...

BONUS EPISODE 🧈 For the first time, All About the Biscuit passes the mic. In this bonus conversation with Pour One & Pass the Biscuit , we get into education, skilled trades, work ethic, and why the “one path fits all” mindset is failing more people than it helps. This isn’t about college vs. trades — it’s about honest options, real preparation, and conversations we avoid but shouldn’t. Somet...

Some mornings you wake up sick, loud, and dropping everything in the house — and sometimes that chaos feels like a perfect snapshot of the world we’re living in. In this episode of All About the Biscuit , I mix humor with hard truth, from klutzy mornings and public FaceTime disasters to why paying bills online feels harder than it should. Then we slow it down and talk about family — the loss of th...

What happens when kindness beats politics, anger goes viral, friendship gets real, and a protein shake makes you look like you crapped yourself? In this episode of All About the Biscuit , I bounce between laughter, frustration, and some honest reflection on the world we’re living in right now. We talk about a 20-year-old mayor in a tiny Iowa town who won simply by showing up and being kind—proof t...

"I have a disease." Those words hit hard. Hearing a friend admit they're an alcoholic changes everything. Subscribe today.

Didn't spill it. Didn't miss my mouth. Just…dropped it. No arthritis. No bumps. Just "Well son of a biscuit." Guess I'm sitting in it. Subscribe today.

Brewskis by the fire, reflecting on 2025. Reached out to an old friend. His reply: "I have a disease." Be a better friend. Subscribe today.

Woke up in dead silence to rustling in the bathroom. Thought a burglar was inside! Armed with my pew-pew, I stealthily cleared every corner. Turns out, no one was there. False alarm! Subscribe today.

A 20-year-old woman got elected mayor of a town of 144 people in Iowa just by being nice and kind. An administrator suggested she run, and she won by over 70%! Subscribe today.

Everyone’s Busy… Cool. This week on All About the Biscuit, we’re calling out the weird flex of modern life: when “being busy” becomes a personality trait. You know the type—always slammed, always behind, always “circling back” three days later. Spoiler alert: Being busy doesn’t automatically mean important. Sometimes it just means disorganized, bad at communicating, or dodging a simple text back....

People are too "busy" to communicate. No, you're not. If you're that busy, manage your time better. You have the time. Episode drops Wednesdays @ 7 AM

My wife's a pot hoarder! 37 pots! She finally let me take them away. Annie Pots cleared space...until she finds new ones! 😂 Episode drops Wednesdays @ 7 AM

Marriage: when your internal timeline means *nothing*. "Salty boy?" I'll be your salty boy. 🤣 Episode drops Wednesday @ 7 AM

This episode goes from serious to absurd really fast. We talk about an elementary school that built a wooden punishment box for kids — including special needs children — and ask how anyone thought that was okay. Then we reset with a 2:47 AM standoff with my dog, an awkward Chick-fil-A food pickup where I admitted my favorite gift was a Slinky, and people paying $100K to poop in a luxury tent on Mo...

A 53-year-old man reveals his favorite Christmas gift was a Slinky. Did he really just say that to this kid? The bubble is real.

This homeowner decked out his house with Clark Griswold-level lights. The HOA wasn't thrilled and started charging him $50/day! What happened next? Justice. Pure, Christmas light justice.

A school uses a dark wooden box as a form of punishment for children, including those with special needs. Is this an acceptable method of discipline for students? This is mind-blowing!

Let's keep it real, raw, open, honest, funny, and serious. Think about what we're doing. Don't be so selfish. Light up your house, but don't burn it down!

🔥 All About the Biscuits – “If Only You Could Listen” (Pt. 2) If walls could talk… barber shops and Northern Tool would be screaming. In “If Only You Could Listen” (Pt. 2) , we dive headfirst into the realest conversations nobody records — the rants, the raves, the unfiltered opinions that only come out between hair clippers, tool aisles, and two dudes catching up after way too long. This episode...

🎄 All About the Biscuits – “Those Old Xmas Stories (Pt. 1)” Remember when winter meant sledding until dark, ice skating on ponds you probably shouldn’t have been on, and parents who just said, “Walk it off”? Yeah… same. In Those Old Xmas Stories – Part 1 , we’re taking it way back— to broken bones at 5 years old , ice skates that felt more like weapons, and Ghost Pond (yes… the pond inside a ceme...

🎙️ This Week on All About the Biscuits — Hanging With the Ladies: Part 2 We’re back with Part 2 of Hanging With the Ladies , and things escalate quickly 😅. This episode dives into the very real discovery that you can join a senior community center at 50 … and honestly? These ladies have a busier social calendar than most people we know . Coffee meetups, events, plans on plans—absolute legends. So...

🎙️ This Week on All About the Biscuits This episode took a hard left turn into the wonderfully unhinged—and we loved every second of it. We’re talking toothbrush head holders shaped like tiny motorcycle helmets (because your Oral-B deserves to live fast and brush hard 🏍️🪥), and then we roll deep with our Crime Junkies Club —a legendary crew of about 15 senior ladies who know their true crime, sip...

When the club leader brings surprise Christmas gifts, everyone realizes they came empty-handed. A lesson in holiday preparedness—or maybe just a funny, foolish moment?

This person's love for their toothbrush cover knows no bounds. It's not just a protector; it's a source of joy, comparable to a moped helmet or a treasured toy.

I tried cold showers to kickstart my day! A personal journey into morning routines, plus a toothbrush cover recommendation (link below!). Small changes, big impact.