Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Tampa cop harrasses Alex so he takes out his anger on an innocent handicapped man, the ugly Musk/Trump breakup is actually just the first salvo of the Techbro coup, and the next round is going to be even more interesting, Ukraine gives us a glimpse of the future of war as they take out a third of Russia bombers with covert AI drones, US votes for genocide, and nuclear war is still looking like our...

FBI says they have video “proving” Epstein killed himself five years after saying the cameras were broken, Google Veo 3 masters flawless AI video generation which is totally not related to the FBI thing, Trump sets bribe amount for pardons at $1 million, Palantir seizes more control from government, and we’re all going to die but at least we won’t have jobs when we do, and as Tupac said, “Real eye...

In a departure from our usual comedic banter, Adrian monopolizes the entire show to explain recent milestones toward Artificial General and Super Intelligence (AGI / ASI), lay out a roadmap for how it will develop over the next 18 months to 10 years, and game plan the likelihood that it will lead to the extinction or nullification of all mankind, meanwhile incredulous Alex gives a ride to a drunk...

Israel unveils final solution, India and Pakistan relieved someone finally separated them, “If we’re going to have killer robots, I’d rather they be American killer robots,” Palantir taking over more government functions, Trump doesn’t know if he’s supposed to uphold the Constitution, and the entire AI agenda is laid out in the second hour.

Why middle-aged men are cunning linguists, Florida legislators pass a good bill despite their best efforts, we cover the 37 insane things the Administration said this week and wonder why we still bother, and it’s so bad we actually call Rubio the “smart one,” then we get totally frustrated and play online music trivia.

Alex’s fare locates Elvis, Adrian picks the new Pope after JD Vance offs the old one (maybe), Peter Thiel gets the government credit card, AI takes over UAE legislature and US schools, Legal Barbie outlaws judges, warrants and reporters, Epstein’s whistleblower didn’t kill herself (also maybe), and why nothing this administration does actually matters.

US citizens threatened with deportation as Congress cowers and SCOTUS is ignored, Blond Barbie’s “proof” exonerates deportee, Pentagon in chaos as four high-ranking officials fired for leaking Hegseth’s transgressions to the media, DOGE helps Russians hack NLRB, Alex says interrupting is rude, but firebombing is OK, Adrian once again questions his sanity, and are 50501 soon to be 5150’ed?

Alex and Adrian put politics on the back burner to do a musical competition, declassified DoD COVID documents prove we were right again, the tech bros are gonna need some pissed-off Boomers, Trump threatens DEI law firms into pro bono work for him, insider trading is the new black, and nothing says “Freedom” like a military parade for a leader’s birthday.

Israel wants America to bomb Iran and Trump dutifully follows orders, this show is living and (mostly) dying in 7/4 time, Trump uses math or something to impose tariffs on penguins but not Russians, markets respond like it’s 1929, Congress responds like it’s 1933, MAGA responds like Fox News tells them to, and we still need a 2nd mortgage to buy a dozen eggs.

Adrian and Alex debate whether their son Mikey should join the Marine Corps, the most powerful people in the world use free apps on their hacked smartphones to bomb brown people, Congress debates whether to abolish one of the three branches of government, your DNA will go to the highest bidder, Big Pharma blames weed for COVID vaccine side effects, and America embraces concentration camps.

Alex makes the mistake of bringing up AI and Adrian makes him regret it, now Trump wants England to annex the US, Elon might be a Chinese asset, work is underway to ensure the Epstein files are completely redacted, the Alien Enemies aren’t who you think, one ceasefire is shabar and the other is mertvyy, and are Social Security checks going bye-bye?

Adrian responds to listener who thinks he’s too anti-Russia, we hatch a scheme to launch the YAAIIYBTC Coin (You’re An Idiot If You Buy This Coin) Cryptocurrency, Trump provides full transparency into his bribe-taking operation, Hegseth gives the rest of the world an espionage windfall, DoD says AI will start making decisions for them, and we’re still trying to figure out what the overall plan is...

We do a deep dive into the historic Oval Office Reality TV show, and what the fallout from the falling out will be, including what each sides’ true motive may have been, we contemplate the role of Russia, Israel, and the tech billionaires role in steering America’s future and where it all might be heading, and we wonder whether a nuclear war might be the best possible outcome.

As Trump and Putin carve up Ukraine, we go through the potential scenarios, and try to figure out whether Trump is a Russian asset, or he has just ensured Putin’s defeat in a brillant manipulation…and if so, did he actually mean to do it. Warren Sapp knows his rights, prosecution screws up bigtime in the Luigi trial, and with the Prophecy of the Popes come true?

Alex and Adrian have a strenuous debate over…socks, Elon and his kid show the world who’s boss, if he actually abolishes the IRS then maybe he IS my President, corporations don’t have political ideologies, we’re gonna need more asteroids, maybe that’s enough intelligence, it’s now called the Colossus of Choads, and you’re telling me 10,000 Mexican troops on the border is a good thing?

Adrian thinks he figured out Elon the tech bros’ secret plan, and he lays out the process they’re using to collapse the US government and replace it with Galt’s Gulch for them and The Matrix for us, the Super Bowl proves anti-Woke is the new Woke, Alex urges you  not to charge your EV past 80%, and what’s up with all these Nazis?

Alex goes on a rampage against Senators for picking on his (possibly) turn-coat girlfriend, DeepSeek’s “inner monolog” sounds like a foul-mouthed, stress-out cubicle worker, we wonder if Trump & Elon are actually planning an “Oceans 11” heist, the War on Woke goes Cyber, and we’re not buying the FAA’s stories…any of them.

Alex’s OCD extends to social invitations, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of Trump’s first week in office, Biden pardons Fauci for murdering 20 million people, maybe America just needs to get laid, we’re pulling for the New California Republic, our karaoke experiment goes horribly wrong, and did Elon rig Pennsylvania?

Aging Gen X’ers Alex and Adrian bemoan everything wrong with these darn kids today, Alex learns his girlfriend has been lying to him, there are more robots than humans now fighting in Ukraine, new “Deportation” reality show premieres Tuesday, get ready for X-Tok, government stealing babies from the womb, and there’s a reason you’re dreaming of Jake from State Farm.

Adrian stumbles upon a voodoo ritual while waiting for his cyborg wife, Alex proposes a Presidential Dead Pool, America is colonizing like it’s 1825, META democratizes censorship, US House (AKA AIPAC) saves Bibi from the lawman, Ohio will bill you for the body cam, ackchyually it’s “The Gulf of Florida,” and LA apparently thought EVs and goats would save them from global burning.

Alex plans to study the Bible to combat Christians, Adrian re-gifts Alex then demands payment, we should ask ourselves why military vets are committing terror acts, NIH did gain-of-function research on Bird Flu in COVID reboot, you don’t have a right to clean water because of political donations, and Americans apparently no longer understand fog.

If Lincoln had his way we’d all be dancing the hokey pokey, Trump reached down between his legs and eased the seat back, check the nursing homes if you’re looking for members of Congress, new law will turn Gen Alpha into world-class hackers, and without government who will build the radioactive roads?

Google CEO says “we better have our hand on the plug” when he turns AGI loose, how to become a professional drinker, crude oil now being delivered by sailboats, government tells officials to use Telegram because the NSA got hacked, beware the wrath of Gaetz, Assad flips and turns to Israel to save his skin, and we add Cheech & Chong to the Dystopian Future Chart.

We deep dive into the “drone” phenomenon and lay out multiple theories as to what is happening, why, and how it might all end, Luigi becomes America’s new favorite folk hero for good reasons but possibly bad outcomes, AI whistleblower suicided by OpenAI, Syria tries to find itself as Israel grabs their land, and why Alex and Adrian disagree of whether peace is possible in Ukraine.

House Oversight Committee report finds that COVID was engineered by NIH and leaked from Wuhan Lab and the media completely ignores the story, CEOs run for cover as Americans cheer for “hero” assassin, Joe pardons Hunter and himself by proxy, Assad flees Syria as rebels take Damascus, and why can’t the military shoot down drones?