Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage

Alex comes out of the closet on air, doomer Adrian says sell everything now, Iran ceasefire was fun while it lasted, Americans increasingly want out of our toxic relationship with Israel, Ukraine darkens the skies over Moscow, SCOTUS does asylum seekers a big favor by not letting them in, Trump asks the media what the Executive Order he just signed means, and the AI IPOs ain’t looking too good.

Israel vetoed America’s unconditional surrender to Iran by doing what they always do…blowing up their neighbors, the most “Idiocracy” event ever plays out on White House lawn as Trump family tries to bet on rigged fights, we’ve got about 12 days until the US strategic oil reserve runs dry, nobody seems to care about mankind’s biggest question, and I guess 250 years was a pretty good run.  

SpaceX IPO reveals the world isn’t controlled by billionaires…it’s controlled by trillionaires, Trump lets tech bro “volunteers” data mine all government websites, Alex is very upset by right-wing FishHeads for some reason, ACAL (lazy), Massie remembers the Liberty, apparently the President’s Cabinet spends a lot of time talking about nipples, and we’ve got an Iran peace deal for the 37th time.

We’re hoping the pending economic collapse saves humanity from the tech billionaires plotting human extinction, Anthropic (Claude AI) begs the world to stop them from destroying society, Nightmare-Eclipse may kill Microsoft, Trump is bored with Iran but Israel won’t let him take his toys and go home, Google wants to sting you with infected mosquitoes, and be sure to buy a copy of the “Midnight Hus...

The game of “Deal Or No Deal” with Iran continues as Trump contemplates sending airplanes full of cash to Tehran, Claude is sad and angry, tech billionaires are getting scared of something, but is it AI or unemployed Gen Z, Americans with ebola get free trip to Kenya, Don Jr. marries Epstein’s banker’s daughter to no one’s surprise, that’s not what we meant when we said “eat the rich,” and how muc...

Alex transports special forces, Adrian uses AI to fight AI, SpaceX IPO is for suckers and the bond market is telling you so, Trump threatens to bomb space, latest UAP dump is slightly intriguing but mostly disappointing, ‘lil Marco is about to get Cuba back, AIPAC defeats Massie to keep their blackmail war machine going, and yeah…not my proudest nut, but totally worth it.

Adrian has a blast at a funeral, Alex hates Uber basic b’s, Trump will have the biggest balls…dummy, AI says you can’t have power or water anymore, and recent college grads are sick of it, UAP disclosure is kinda weak sauce, cybersecurity is over, never touch Ka$h’s bourbon, and never let RFK near your open-heart surgery.

Adrian doomspirals down the AI rabbit hole and hopes for nuclear war, we try – and fail – to convince ourselves the White House Correspondent Dinner attack wasn’t staged, we contemplate whether new music actually sucks, or whether we’re actually old, and “Oh, you think he was referring to you?” might be the best follow-up question of all time.

We start with a new take on the prisoner’s dilemma, Pokemon Go was actually a mass data collection conspiracy, boots on the ground in Iran is the most likely outcome, we prefer Kaczynski’s manifesto over Palantir’s, Orange Jesus wants to blow up wise guy ships for the next 18 years…unless they let him use nukes, and it’s the pro-pedos vs. REALLY pro-pedos in Congress.

Adrian forgets to push a button, Alex still trying to crawl out of his dark hole, you can trust us when we urge you not to trust us, Anthropic just became the most powerful entity on Earth, passed-out Kash out soon, my blockade is bigger than your blockade and I just made $1B by saying so, and we are considering becoming avid animal genitalia researchers in our spare time.

Iran accepts America’s unconditional surrender in The Great Lego War, Pentagon threatens to bomb the Pope, Antichrist-hunter Thiel was pedo-spymaster Epstein’s partner, Anthropic Mythos AI effectively ends all commerce, methinks the woman scorned doth protest too much, Alex thinks he’s a big tipper, and remember, when you’re wiping yourself with newspaper…you should’ve just paid them enough to liv...

Alex talks about a deeply unsettling personal experience that has completely altered his opinion of mankind, while Adrian – in a bizarre juxtaposition - defends the goodness of humanity.  Eventually we talk about pedantic stuff like global war, economic collapse, genocide, rampant corruption of power, religious hypocrisy, and, of course, aliens.

Alex puts his finger on some lesbians’ pulse.  The Iran war spirals as Israel plays Trump like a shofar, depending on who you ask, the US and Iranian negotiations are happening (or not happening) and going very well (or not). Iranian hackers are scoring hits on US leaders and infrastructure. Oil, gas, food, plastics and microchip supply chains are all breaking. And it’s definitely time to cash out...

Alex realizes the average man on the street doesn’t really want to think about stuff, Adrian realizes that every dollar he’s ever paid in taxes got blown up in one 13 second video, Operation “Israel’s Armageddon” isn’t distracting enough from Epstein, so Operation “Aliens” is on deck, and – oh, yeah – the economy is collapsing, but at least we’re now seriously talking about teleportation to Waffle...

The Iran war is spiraling out of control and nobody in charge seems to know what we’re doing or why…but they all seem very excited about it, the entire economy is collapsing and they seem pretty much OK with that too, everyone is talking about Biblical end times and they’re totally stoked about that, rumors swirl that Netanyahu might be dead, and ‘Lil Marco parades around in Daddy’s big shoes.

Adrian warns everyone to sell everything right now, Alex gets angry at wooly mammoths, the entire military command structure says tells the troops they’re fighting to usher in the Second Coming, which is totally kosher with our Israeli overlords, and it’s apparently also OK with the “Interdimensional Beings” congress keeps talking about, but the one thing nobody’s talking about is the Epstein file...

The United States of Israel attacks Iran because Epstein, Trump promises to tell the truth about aliens because Epstein, Pentagon warns of demons, Clintons testify about Pizzagate…I mean Epstein, ICE builds FEMA camps…I mean detention centers, Anthropic says no to killer AI robots and mass surveillance, but ChatGPT says “No problem,” while the cross-eyed cosplay G-man pretends he won the gold.

Adrian reports Alex to HR over the “hug quota.” The Epstein rabbit hole deepened and exposes unthinkable evil, but few people noticed because of a very convenient kidnapping and a Bad Bunny. Feds release Israeli national who ran bio labs with unknown dangerous compounds in houses owned by the Chinese.  Top AI researchers keep warning “world is in peril,” while SB ad tell you not to worry about it.

Epstein files just keep getting worse for the rich and powerful, and confirm many past conspiracies were at least partially true, Tulsi’s Putin is showing, Alex predicts blue midterm Tsunami which will change absolutely nothing, finally an AI Adrian is OK with, The Don wants to count all the votes, but we’re sure the coming global economic meltdown will help, right?

Pizzagate turns out to be real, but MAGA now calls it a hoax. The Left defends the 2nd Amendment as MAGA asks “why did he need a gun?” Trump sues his own IRS for leaking his data, while DOGE leaked literally everyone’s data.  AI agents create their own social media and religion to ponder the meaning of existence, but at least the global economic and political system is about to collapse.

Alex needs a lot of help changing a tire, Adrian does math which is never a good sign, winter is coming in too many ways to count, Davos reveals the New Old World Order, China fires back with silver bullets, Japan and EU pull on the US debt rug, Democrats and Republicans want to kill your vehicle, and ICE apparently wants to kill everyone.

Alex needs to eat a damn sandwich, we explore brewing conflicts between the US and Venezeula…and Greenland…and Mexico…and Columbia…and Iran…and Russia…and China…and Europe…and NATO…and Minnesota…well, you get the idea, rape and torture seems to be part of the ICE benefits package, the Ministry of Truth kicks into high gear, and we play the Uno Reverse card on Hanvana Syndrome.

Never tell contrarian Adrian to be more positive, we discuss the things that nobody is talking about geopolitically, and that is the real reason everything is happening, Trump says the only limit to his authority is his own morality, but he has no idea what the real limits of his authority are, ICE isn’t in your town for the reasons you think they are, and your ability to feed your family hinges o...

We discuss the US attack on Venezuela and detail the actual reasons it’s happening (it’s not drugs), we delve into how the end of globalization has begun, and why it may not work out the way the US had hoped, we explain how BRICS Pay may cause the US dollar to collapse soon, and why that’s led to a scramble for global resources, and we enjoy a video of PeeWee Himmler and ICE Barbie dancing to the...

MAGA was right about Pizzagate, but they don’t want to talk about it anymore, we discuss how modern capitalism both innovates and stifles, how JD, Erika, the Tech Bros, and Gawd are plotting Trump’s demise, how aliens are going to beam signals directly into our brains, check the tariff shelf for that $18 trillion, and buy gold and silver before the proverbial excrement hits the petrodollar.