Episodes

Twister 05.08.2024 1:18:51

In this RETRO REVIEW, Ben and Damien are swept away back to the year 1996 to chase down the OG weather thriller… TWISTER!

Bad Boys: Ride or Die 10.06.2024

Bad Film Bad Film, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when your movie blew? Ben and Damien dig into the latest offering from the Fresh Prince and Martin!

Furiosa 01.06.2024

Ben and special guest STEVE go down undah to review the latest volume of the MADMAXIVERSE! Will Furiosa Taylor-Joy survive to become Charlize Furiosa, or will Thor Dementus shut down those desert dreams? Find out on the latest installment of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

King Kong x Godzilla: The New Empire 07.04.2024 45:50

Sometimes the math doesn’t quite add up, so let’s work this one out. (Kong x Godzilla) + (Ben ÷ Damien) – Plot = Good movie? Only one way to get to this solution, listen to the latest episode of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

Dune: Part Two 08.03.2024 1:05:46

Hoo boy, has it been a minute since the last podcast. The only way to make it up to you dear listeners is to review the BIGGEST MOVIE OF 2024 (so far)! Let’s get SPICE-y and go play in the sand with the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

Godzilla Minus One 24.12.2023 1:00:03

It’s a Christmas miracle because THE BOYS ARE BACK! Ben and Damien travel to Japan in the F-150 Studios to review the latest installment of TOHO Pictures’ OG Godzilla franchise. Could this be the best one so far? Strap on your big red suits and jump down the chimney, it’s time for the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!

The Creator 01.10.2023 1:00:49

Stay tuned for a Micro-Review of Clueless, and a special surprise game show at the end! Ben and Damien wrestle with our digital souls as we experience Gareth Edwards’s newest muted color adventure THE CREATOR

The Meg 2: The Trench 28.08.2023 44:40

Now for the film you’ve all been waiting for, The Meg 2: The Trench. Oppenwhat? Who cares, we need more SHARKS. So let’s get more SHARKS. I heard you like SHARKS so we puts some SHARKS in your SHARKS.

Barbie 01.08.2023 49:26

Ben and Damien transport themselves to Barbieland and discuss a movie that was decidedly not made for them. There is no better authority on the female experience quite like two dudes’ perspectives. Or is there? Am I being sarcastic? Is that the point? Find out on the latest episode of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!