Airport Patrol

  A hilarious and funny spoof of Airport border patrol. Airport Customs patrol officer Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. The plane landing today had terrible turbulance and the pilot was knocked out. Passengers getting off the plane look dazed and confused. Today Bob scans three suspicious bags with...

  A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a suspicious bag with a smiley face sticker on it that says: Please don't open me. The luggage is from a plane that just came in from Mexico. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A guy wearing a colo...

A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a bright colored bag from an incoming plane from Jamaica. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A guy wearing a t-shirt with the words "weed smoker" on it has picked up the bag. He looks high and is act...

A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a bright colored bag from an incoming plane from India. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A beautiful Bollywood dancer in a tiny pink top and matching pink pants has picked up the bag. She is wearin...

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A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a large luggage with a protruding item coming out of it from an incoming plane from Russia. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A Russian man in a fur coat has picked up the bag. Scout sniffs the bag...

A plane from Rome, Italy is landing at the Australian airport. Bob is inspecting the bags offloaded from the Italian Flight on his X-Ray computer. Bov finds evidence of organic matter in a couple of suitcases carrying bibles. A group of three Italian Nuns claim the bags and head to the green line without declaring anything. Bob brings his sniffer dog Scout to check out the  Nun's bags. Bob immedia...

Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared. But today someone from an incoming plane from Columbia left a package on the plane. Bob takes Scout to look at the bag. Scout then hunts down the passenger who left the suspicious bag on the plane. Scout goes right up to a stunning Colombian female passenger. Bob has to perform his duty by a strip search...

Airport Patrol is a hilarious spoof on Airport Border Security. Our border security TSA Bob Trackman careful inspects packages, passangers and luggage daily with the help of his detective dog Scout. Today he has found an incoming plane from Vietnam with bags filled with fishy matter. A nice couple claim the bags.  What can be in the passangers bags? Listen and find out what's in their bags. Bob an...

 Scout's story. Scout was dumped in the bushes as a puppy. He was a skinny scrawny little thing.  He was full of ticks and had a one-track mind for food. He peed on anything when he found food. One day Scout was eating a live chicken he found by ripping open a suitcase from the airport terminal. There were candy bags full of meat. Bob was about to kick Scout out of the airport when he realized the...

Airport Patrol is a hilarious spoof on Airport Border Security. Our border security TSA Bob Trackman careful inspects packages, passangers and luggage daily with the help of his detective dog Scout. Today a suspiciosu bag was left under a seat on a plane  plane  from Columbia. Bob takes Scout to identify the bag for narcotics. Scout gives Bob a sign for yes.  Bob takes Scout to the baggage area to...