Ain’t It Footy

Round of 16, racist Senators, Haaland love See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Knockouts, extortion, inquests, missed pens and hidden jamon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Group stage wrap up, disappointments, hottest parent award? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wins, draws, bottomless salsa, Thierry and Zlatan vs Alexi See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Time to preview the 2026 World Cup, yes that one. We got Dark Horses, Favorites and we ask the tough questions like WILL NEYMAR WEAR A WIG? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Budapest L’s, London redder than the devil’s taint, Slot thoughts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we say farewell to Pep Guar-ARSENAL WON THE LEAGUE!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s one match closer to the end, it’s Piero’s beautiful butt, it’s a lucky non red card. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week it’s VAR, the hardest Arsenal players and Real beef. Nothing else except tangents. That’s it. Listen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are hella greasy, spiced up like a Fremen warrior, and looking for the nearest Boston Market... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s all about, hope, Jamón and the sacred art of the SAND BLAST. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Picking up the pieces after that thing that happened at the Etihad... WATCH: apropos of nothing See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Panic is setting in, copium entering the veins, can Captain Planet play as a 9? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Italy stays woke, Arsenal kisses the treble goodbye, pub dust and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we talk fashion, the trash World Cup song and a moment in history with Cristiano Ronaldo! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, the guys talk Carabao-y owie, fraudulent managers, Samuel L Jackson from '187' saving Tottenham and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys are riding (precariously) high off of another Arsenal victory! They talk Max Dowman's magic moment, Chelsea's "HuddleGate"... thing, and check in with the rest of the league in match week 30! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys consider buying a 10th-tier club, explore some Woodbridge, VA lore, enjoy some classic nasheeds and check in on match week 29! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys talk about Robyn's 'Dancin' On My Own' vs. Juvenile's 'Back That Azz Up', the practice of perineum sunning, and SOME footy-related events! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Tom Jones Black? Is North London RED? These questions will be vaguely answered in this week’s episode! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything is fine and we are not panicked at all, so we don't even know why you're listening. We're good, bro... you geekin' . We’re actually quite zen about the whole thing, so fInd a new angle... WATCH:  Arsenal Supporters RN See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week the fellers lament Liverpool’s capitulation at Anfield, wonder what Liam Rosenior was like as a kid and discuss the potential downfall of their most cherished rival! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week it’s all about the power of Billies, a resurgent United, wild speculation about Pep’s divorce and Joao Pedro’s heart! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week the laddies contemplate the ever wobbling Arsenal while also wondering if this very show created the monster: Patrick Dorgu! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we catch up on the unhinged AFCON final, Carabao Cup results and thank the heavens that every other team sucked just a little bit more than Arsenal this round! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.