Adultish Whines

Even though having a bday in January literally sucks because everyone is broke or tired…or broke AND tired, being a Capricorn does have its benefits – all we need is a schedule, a laugh, money and a butt grab and we are good in the hood. P tells the very embarrassing NYE story that no one lets her live down and also shares that she would actually watch her own funeral if it were possible. Psycho!...

Yo, we back! P had a fever dream on the nyquil and so now we have an official New Years resolution, Whiners! But seriously, isn’t it all so overrated? But you do you, boo! Thank effing God the Holidays are just about over. Raise your hand if you need some lemon water and a salad. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Buy Adultish Merch: adult...

Take a sip of your wine everytime Paige says “Balenciaga” lol. On this ep, P is giving her opinion on that controversy and spoiler alert she is not setting her purse on fire. The holidays are great and all but can we get a freakin’ break from this dumpster fire that we like to call Earth.  If you or someone you know needs mental health help you can call 988 or visit 988lifeline.org Follow the Pod:...

Whiners! If you need to feel alive and your normal routine ain't doin it – you MUST jump out of a plane! P is detailing her skydiving experience as well as recapping a terrible restaurant service, why cuffing season should be postponed and what the hell is toxic positivity!? Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Buy Adultish Merch: adult...

Not to be dramatic BUT Paige has a phenomenal episode for you, Whiners. You know when you feel like something was just the right place and the right time? This was it. Kori Clausen is an absolute powerhouse of a human being. Kori is so vulnerable and raw in her memoir “Paddle Out” – she speaks on everything from low self worth, feelings of abandonment, eating disorders, drug addiction, sexual assa...

Whiners! Listen to this before your next Holiday Gathering with your weird Uncle Gary and Aunt Karen lol. Kori Clausen is on and is teaching us the importance of taking a deep breath, being present, and quieting your mind. A certified yoga instructor, the author of her memoir, “Paddle Out” and a mom of four teenage girls. She is a survivor of many things so she knows a thing or two about getting t...

Celebrate all your wins – small or big. But especially the World Series game that Paige went to…Go Astros LOL. Yordan Alvarez, will you marry P Honey? Choose your fighter – Taco Bell or Wendys? PSA, if you’re gonna lie..do it better! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Buy Adultish Merch: adultishwhines.com Use code ADULTISH15 justenoughwin...

Do y’all think you can actually fall in love with someone without ever seeing them? P is breaking down season 3 of the Netflix show, Love is Blind – don’t worry no spoilers – and trying to understand how the hell this philosophy is supposed to work. Also, whining about some current events in the world: Kanye, Migos member Takeoff, and Uvalde. Oh and surprise, surpriseeee, Paige is back in action o...

P has her friend and music artist, Cinqo Young on to discuss ideal (and less than ideal) first dates, if members of the opposite sex can truly be friends, and why men always seem to come back. Cinqo is wasting his breath telling Paige to lower her dating standards, what do y’all think?! Listen to Cinqo Young on spotify Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/p...

She’s back, back from Cali, Cali! P had a great trip home -– apart from getting shit on twice, but that’s besides the point! Sometimes all you need is a little quality time with your people to feel back on track…but there are a few things about good ol’ L.A. that she doesn’t necessarily miss. Also, if you bring booze to a party and then take it with you when you leave…this episode is made specific...

Do you ever have those moments of self doubt and you try to dim your light, quiet your laugh and be more like everyone else? Well, not anymore we aren’t! Back to being that loud ass bitch y’all hate to love. Oh! P has been accepted to that boujee dating app that she’s like..not supposed to talk about lol and she is talking about the lovely Chic Fil-A employee that helped her realize something very...

TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of Suicide Glamping was a success, not to worry! Butttt how would you react if someone told you “you look like you like camping” is that an insult: yes or yes? As usual, this episode takes a drastic turn from talking about her new personal trainer and nipple problems to mental health and therapy. Paige is sharing some real life things that she struggles with and how we ca...

The feedback from last week's episodes was so heartwarming, thank you! Paige is a bit frustrated about how she's been questioning her everyday decisions lately in light of recent events. P survived her first sand volleyball game (barely), she had a deep tissue massage, whining about why the men who actually approach her in public are never the ones she wants and why the eff is Apple not...

TRIGGER WARNING: Assault, Sexual Assault, Rape P opens up about something that she experienced recently. A date that went all the way bad. Paige wants this platform to be a safe place to talk about all the things and that includes her own shit, ya know. If you take anything away from her story: Please know that 1) She is fine, everything is fine and 2) No means no - no matter what. Follow the Pod:...

P has one of her sisters Coco on as the first guest for Season 2. You will not believe the shiitttt they talk about. Lol. Besides them each sharing the most embarrassing story of their freakin lives - they talk about their childhood and why they need so much therapy, veneers, and answer some questions from y’all. Honestly..brace yourself. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your H...

P is back from Mexico and is recapping her relaxing vaca with y’all! All inclusives truly do make ya girl horny – we've got breakfast buffets w/questionable meats, lettuce being washed in questionable water & somehow, the more booze you drink - the more sober you feel. Also, should we all quit our corporate jobs, move to a foreign country and become fire dancers? The answer is yes. Follow...

She took one week off of recording the pod and comes back a feisty lil bitch y’all! Full of wine, allergies, mosquito bites, and trauma - she is only accepting King energy these days. Brb, going to Mexico and going to fall in love with a cartel member and it will be less awful than these clowns from Hinge. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher...

Drink your wine (or mocktail) everytime Paige says Vibrator lol. One went missing, one wouldn’t turn off, and one was regifted. Big yikes. P explains the “Always be a Gentleman” saying, hit on someone in real life and is seriously contemplating being a sugar baby.  Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Buy Adultish Merch: adultishwhines.com U...

Whiners, ain’t that the truth!? Can’t sit at home and expect to meet someone & can’t be bummed you didn’t win the lotto if ya didn’t buy a ticket! P is in her Love Island era and is looking to be grafted to the fullest. PS, can someone explain to me why she took a man out on the first date…no. Nobody can, just tune in. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.c...

Like Tinx says, “They always come back or their lives get worse..” Tinx is always right. This week, Paige is whining about a lotttt. Monkeypox, dating apps (of course), and the mother effer who stole her identity. Like, she’s great and all but get your own life, homie!  Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Buy Adultish Merch: adultishwhines....

Description: Apparently, the Lawyer/Breadcrumber still supports the ol’ podcast and didn't take well to hearing Paige talk about him. Anyhooski, controversial opinion: strip clubs have the best wings. Fight me, bro! This episode P shares her revelation about who exactly gives her the ick and why. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Buy...

Whiners! We are always gonna wish we were our skinnier, more in shape, better looking selves - but guys, what about loving ourselves right freakin’ now?! P is talking some of the ways y’all show yourself love, and also sharing some ways that some of us struggle in that area. Besides that, just the usual never ending health problems for Paige and the hottest day in Houston in the past 50 or somethi...

3 day weekend vibes and Paige almost made an appearance at a CLUB, lol, but once she found out it started past her bedtime - she was out. She did go to the beach though and watched her little nieces make friends with strangers and totally had a moment - if you will. Kids are so innocent and honest, no preconceived notions and don’t have any qualifications you have to meet. This week we’re whining...

Can’t nottt talk about the recent SCOTUS overturning of Roe v Wade. It’s all fun and games until our literal right to healthcare gets taken away, right? This week, P is sharing opinions/perspectives and personal stories from y’all – It’s actually a very friendly episode, don’t be scared. Come whine with an open mind and open heart.  Donate if you can: abortionfunds.org Abortion funds provide finan...

She is an AVID dater. Lol. Your host P is giving y’all the rundown on her online dating experiences. It’s a pretty spooky story guys and just remember not to take relationship advice from your single friends, okayyyyy? From voice prompts, to outdated photos, to pen pals to unsolicited selfies - we’re whining about it all! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.co...