Adultish Whines

P invited her friend, volleyball teammate and Physical Therapist David Clay to provide some professional insight on her anatomy problems lmao. David is a big foodie so obviously they are talking about their love for Chipotle, Arby’s and Subway. HAHA. Ok if you don’t have a toothpick, floss, or a straw - how are you getting the food out of your teeth at a restaurant?! Be honest! Follow the Pod: ins...

Rachel the Redhead is back and she is requesting a new name “Great Idea Rachel” - but P is the host and so what she says..goes! Hopefully y’all can hear over Rachel’s shit talking and Paige’s cackle and snorting LOL. Recapping White Linen Night in Houston, Paige’s Housewarming with apparently tacky Costco Pinwheel sandwiches and going over each other's online dating profiles.    Follow the Po...

Quick lil life update but like not so much to update on ya know? P is stayin’ busy and definitely always doubting someone’s son's behavior. She is answering a Q & A’s sent in by y’all - would you rather always sweat mayonnaise or have Cheeto fingers?! Follow the Pod Follow your Host Paige Follow Cinqo the Producer Buy Adultish Merch Go to https://betterhelp.com/adultish for 10% off your f...

P has her friend Rachel on this episode who works in the Costume Department of Film/TV shows in Los Angeles, Ca. They are sharing some funny, great and definitely some gross things they’ve both encountered dealing with actors' costumes on set. Also, for everyone interested in hearing more about the Writers and SAG AFTRA strike - we are sharing some key points, so tuuuune in!  Follow the Pod F...

Britney Crosson is a boss! Wife, Mother of two, Podcast Host, CEO of a Social Media and Podcast Agency and she still finds time to dance on treadmills for strangers…social media strangers, get your mind out of the gutter ya nasty! P asks her for some tips and tricks for the social media and podcast world - which is do whatever you want and post the effin video! Quick left turn on this episode thou...

Dr. Viviana is diving a bit deeper into common relationship problems: sleeping in separate rooms, awkward sex talk, etc and she goes into single dating life for those of us who need it - buckle up! Dr. Viviana is breaking down her book, “The 4 intimacy Styles”..Paige took the quiz and spoiler alert, she needs some help in that area lol. Plus, P asks her the questions y’all wrote in. Follow the Pod...

Y’all know the show, “Married at First Sight” right? Then you know Dr. Viviana! On seasons 9 - 14, she was laying down the law and helping those couples navigate their new marriages and the intimacy that comes along with it. She’s giving us some BTS of Reality TV Love and P is asking her some relationship/sex advice cuz the woman has 20+ years of experience as a Licensed Relationship and Sex Thera...

If you go to a comedy show and aren’t having any fun - prepare to be called out! Houston Comedian A.D. Hodge joins P this episode and is whining about bad energy in the crowd, bad energy on dates, and..his go-to jokes to shake up a room. Is offensive comedy still acceptable in this day and age? Who should be getting the towel for who after sex? Would he expect a first date to SPLIT a smoothie? Lmf...

Please welcome Kay, American Whiskey Ambassador, and hilarious human to this episode. P and Kay are breaking down the negative connotation of choosing to make a long term career in the service industry, being an open and proud member of the LGBTQIA+ community, whiskey – of course…and the worst thing ever: bras. Lol. Follow the Pod Follow your Host Paige Follow Cinqo the Producer Buy Adultish Merch...

They say the camera adds 10 lbs - but does it add 10 chins?! Wtf! P is already in a slightly meh mood and now THIS? It’s fine, everything is fine. Could Paige’s problems all be solved by a Sugar Daddy? Why is it so expensive to be a girl? Why are we visiting the Titanic? So many questions in this solo ep and not enough answers. Follow the Pod Follow your Host Paige Follow Cinqo the Producer Buy Ad...

Please welcome P’s personal trainer Jarrod from JourneyFit Houston to the Pod! Jarrod has tossed and assisted a few network connections for Paige - and now he’s tasked with tossing her a man LOL - *he…simply can not wait*. They cover how the gym is a form of therapy, rerack your god damn weights and how Paige is such a big gym girlie. Follow Jarrod Follow JourneyFit Houston Follow The Pour Horseme...

Why do solo episodes always end up so unhinged!? P is recapping her trip to Cali, explaining how she got locked *inside* her apartment and is doing a Q & A from y’all who wrote in on instagram - and Whiners, you did not hold back! Follow the Pod Follow your Host Paige Follow Cinqo the Producer Buy Adultish Merch Use code ADULTISH at adameve.com for 50% off, free gifts and free shipping. Use co...

Phil from The Pour Horsemen Podcast stopped by and jumped into the conversation about embarrassing moments…like…running with a backpack on or pushing open a “pull” door. They jumped around to sooo many other topics though lol. The difference between a train and a threesome, Kendrick Lamar hitting on Paige, cheating, serial daters, food stamps, Fortnite - as always, come with an open mind or maybe...

Happy Mental Health Awareness Month, Whiners! P is always very candid and open about her mental health journey, however wanted to specifically highlight a few thangs in honor of this important month. She takes you through how she first was introduced to therapy, how she facebook stalked her therapist lol, and much much more. Producer Cinqo lets y’all know some easy & immediate things he likes...

Paige has good friend Rachel Carlson on to quite literally just talk shit this episode. She is a boss ass bitch - owner of The Traveling Spirit Bar, a mobile bar in Houston, Tx. Are you a “panties on” or “panties off” kinda massage-getter, restaurant hostesses without the mostesses, and absolutely fangirling over the Amazon TV Series, “Jury Duty”. Please note: all redheads are not equal LOL. Follo...

Y’all! We’ve got another doozy. This episode P is teaching Cinqo how tampons work lol. Yikes. If a guy asks you to prom at 33 years old..you goin? Heads up - DON’T tell Paige to relax, always put the toilet seat down and who can fix a garbage disposal around here?! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host Paige: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Follow Cinqo the Producer: instagr...

Big announcement today, y’all hate to love him but love to hate him - please welcome Producer Cinqo to the show! Help me make sure he doesn’t get too damn big for his panties ok Whiners?! P is finally letting y’all in on the San Diego guy update, red flags and customer service has gone down the shitter! Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host Paige: instagram.com/paige_crutc...

Forget about How to Lose a Guy in 10 days, THIS is the new thing. Marin Haugo went on a viral journey for love and documents it all... 28 dates in 28 days. Like a Whole 30 - but for dating. She is dishin’ the tea on the jerk that is nicknamed “Date #2”, giving us updates on who is left standing and some advice for our dating profiles. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host:...

Welcome Back Whiners!! Season 3 is starting off with P giving a quick and dirty life update - which really is just a combination of illegal activities and being a stress case. Also - hanging out at the gas station pump is the new “not putting your cart away”, you heard it here first. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Buy Adultish Merch: a...

We are leveling UP! Y’all this is the last episode of season 2 - P’s sincerest apologies for the tears in this ep. Looking back on the last 2 years and looking ahead at what is to come. Whiners, y’all are the best. Also..Tiger Woods and Tampons. Y’all pissed about it or nah? Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Buy Adultish Merch: adultishwh...

YES - RiRi is prego and amazing and a boss ass B but like, STILL…where is the rest of the performance? We’re confused. P is whining with a capital W this ep – road rage, toxic behavior and taming your ego’s shmego’s. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Buy Adultish Merch: adultishwhines.com Use code ADULTISH15 justenoughwines.com for $$ off...

Literally where the hell even is Ja Rule!? Whiners - there is A LOT to discuss. Paige was a guest on a late night Fox TV show called The Nightcap and “forgot” her underwear lol. It’s the end of an era… P sold her trusty Toyota Corolla back in L.A., had a night to remember in San Diego and is now a fan of…Ducks? Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_cru...

Whiners!! Put the Simply OJ down and start hand squeezing only! Word on the street is – wash your fruits and veggies with soap..but not your VAG? WHUT!? P is weighing in on Alec Baldwin’s involuntary manslaughter charge and...Mark-Paul Gosselaar can’t tie ties. Follow the Pod: instagram.com/adultishwhines/ Follow your Host: instagram.com/paige_crutcher/ Buy Adultish Merch: adultishwhines.com Use c...

Cinqo Young is back for another interrogation session by P. Of course, asking dating questions straight from you all. Are Dodge Challengers a fuckboi car? Is not sharing social media right away a red flag? What is his opinion on queefing – yeah, they go there. Paige has him grade her Hinge profile there is certainly some room for improvement! Listen to Cinqo Young on spotify Follow the Pod: instag...

Paige has too many white hairs to count and is balding – cheers to 33, am I right?! Whiners, have y’all heard of a Chicketarian? Asking for a friend. P is recapping a recent date disaster and like – just prepare yourself cuz he showed up in jammies and that’s not even the worst of it. Also, prepare for a home burglary story. Who has good luck and blessings to share?? SOMEBODY needs some good juju....