ACNYC Commentary

Okay, I have to admit, this whole "interweb" thing is pretty neat. It's like a new surprise every day. I've recently discovered this thing called "Life Hacks" — which is way less nefarious sounding than it actually is, mind you — and I was so inspired that I decided to make my own: ACNYC HACKS! So everyone is up in arms about this thing called "VINE." I don't get what the big deal is. What can you...

So what do the Harlem Shake, Jeff Gordon and fad diets all have in common? I have three words for you: Involuntary Dairy Discharge.

What's up with all these yelling goat videos? And more importantly, why are they totally hilarious? I dive into these and other burning existential questions in this week's episode!

Did you know that "Food" is actually "Doof" spelled backward? Pretty crazy, right? Anyways, what is it with all these hipsters and eating food off the back of a truck? I mean, REALLY? Eating at a stationary location is "too mainstream" for you???

ACNYC animator, voice actor, singer/rapper/songwriter, and apparently recent food enthusiast, Gavin Richard, dishes out $1000 to try the latest in culinary breakthroughs — THE CRONUT. In this week’s “ACNYC Commentary” episode, Gavin’s inspiration borders on obsession as he attempts to trump the latest food craze in “Cray Cray Cronuts!”

Watch out PLANKING, TWERKING and HARLEM SHAKING! Here comes the latest nonsensical internet trend of the minute: ACNYCING!

Everyone is so proud of Ashton Kutcher and his inspirational speech at that award show, but I think that during the flood of adulations and congratulations we're forgetting something much more important: ME. I intend to correct this grievous error with my own special awards show: THE ACNYC CHOICE AWARDS!

Holla atcha people! Guess what I hate this week: WEB ADS. Yup. Why? Because they are everywhere? Ironically, no. I hate them because THEY ARE WRONG. Seriously, Internet, if you're going to plaster my screen with endless pop-ups and promos and SPAM emails, at least have the good sense to send me things that I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT!

On Sunday, I went to a Columbus Blue Jackets game and I want to tell you about it! And I am going to level with you, it was pretty insane! (:(

You even read the description! This may sound like a first episode of a podcast, but alas it isn't, mkay?

After that one eclipse from 2017, a new one's expecting to pop up this year. Get ready.

This is a game show to compete with Robert Blackford's podcast game show. Kinda like HEads Up from Ellen's Game of Games.

Thanks to George Harrison of the Beatles for an amazing birthday! This means you, Ms. Misti! Okay, now I know what you are going to say. Yes, I know that Harrison died in 2001, but wish him an after birthday. Or an unbirthday if you will. 

More outtakes, bloopers, and exclusives for you and the whole, well... you know... Yourself...

Here are some audio I got ahold of from Homestar Runner which didn't make the cut. ENJOY!

Yes, I meant to not capitalize! Looks like that's an outtake for me!

It's called Normality Brutality. It sounds a lot like a name of an episode for Dragon Ball Z, but no, it's not. WARNING: SPOILERS

Here are some outtakes from previous episodes of ACNYC Commentary! Enjoy em or listen to Russel Dickerson!

Here are some messages they wanted us to put in the description: Seymour- Thanks for choosing Springfield Elementary! Try our Steamed Hams soon! Homestar- Hey guys! Whatcha tickin' bot? Strong Bad- Send me questions! Devious Diesel For Hire- Next episode I work at Best Buy.  Hope you like it!

I am very sorry that this title is extremely long. It's just that I kinda invited Seymour Skinners, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, and Devious Diesel for Hire for a reaction of products that other countries call them. Like that in Quebec, they call KFC PFK, Poulet Prit Kentucky. Crazy, isn't it. Listen for their reactions. "They're" golden! Golden as a Golden Corral restaurant. Okay no. No they...

In this episode, we see Strong Bad jumping in on our episode random Gibberish to gain attention and respect from the ladies. Nice try, Strong Bad. So, that's why you weren't answering my email. You read it eat it deleted it. Okay. Not really Strong Bad. Just soundboard. But maybe next year I can actually bring him. FOR REAL THIS TIME!!! 

This episode, we brought in special guest, star of the Devious Diesel for Hire series, Devious Deisel to tell us some hints on the next episode WARNING: THIS EPISODE IS REALL REALLY SHORT SO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION!

This was also recorded on the same day Part 1 of the dad jokes appeared. Also, send me a suggestion message and then I will talk about that subject. Plus, I will shout out to ya. Oh wait. 

This was all recorded yesterday, but I couldn't publish the episode on time. I am so sorry, Dad. That's why my brother made a valentines box that is suppossed to look a birthday cake to celebrate. But, me? I made a box for the Compy 386, a type of laptop Strong Bad uses to check his emails. But, he doesn't use it anymore. He uses the Lappier now. 

Plus an off-topic message to my dad, just wanna wish him a 37th birthday. Congratulations! Don't worry. We'll celebrate. I know you're listening to this on Spotify.