ACNYC Commentary

On this day in 2019, my Youtube channel was formed and was almost called G Money. Can you believe that??? Aw whatever. It didn't roll off the tongue anyway. So to celebrate, this podcast. You can repay me later. 

Im just kidding. 

If you want something worthwhile this episode, go take a listen to Charlie Puth's new song, Girlfriend. It is a good summertime bop, I cannot lie. 

So interesting and so outdated by the next time you listen to this episode again you got to spoon it up! 

We are doing a podcast mixtape of unreleased recordings of ACNYC Commentary. 

With Crystal Barricklow and Mr. Cody!

From Previous Episodes of the Podcast.  ANNOUNCEMENT I am making a mixcast. comin' soon.

OAOEOKFSOI THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!! But if you want to check the link to that podcast (which is down): here's the link (that you can't access right now) if you want the Spongebob text to speech (which was the worst decision I ever made.)

For starters, Dairy Queen to me was WEIRD in 1986! I mean, nuts in a blizzard??? WHAT? And what's with this: so rich and so thick you got to spoon it up! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? SPOON IT UP IS NOT A PHRASE IN ENGLISH!!!

You're lucky I got a manicotti in the oven or else I would have bashed your face into a pair of bolognese. That's two kinds of food! That's how angry I am! 

Yup. We had to do it again. We just had to. OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE NOOOOOOO? Oh well. But still to all you Positive Pokies out there, if you despise anything or anyone that is a Negative Ned, this is definitely a good example of a podcast episode that is not for you! Take it from me. I know what I am talking about. 

Ranting and raving for no apparent reason is what a commentary podcast is all about, am I right? No? Aw well. Ranting and raving is too negative, so if you are a positive pokey and would despise seeing a Negative Ned rant about ridiculous stuff, this is NOT the podcast episode for you! 

In case you have no idea what I am talking about, listen to this episode. And don't worry. It will not be a big deal if you just listen for yourself. Don't be shy. Go ahead. You gotta do it. Click it or ticket. Okay, that came out right. That was better in my head. 

You know, it's times like these where I can scramble things up. I mean first, you get a foul-mouthed alien from American Dad on your show, and then you stutter so many times that the audience already loses track of what I am saying and then the episode gets a late publish. I dunno. 

It's our 600th episode (that's a lie) and to celebrate I have a (less than) spectacular surprise for all you faithful Ack-ions! Trust me, you'll love it (probably not).

Okay, since I'm only 13, it is difficult for me to figure out how customer service must be, so here's how I think it goes from previous memories. 

You know what? The internet has perfected the human art of wasting time. To think, one second you're looking up a pair of shoes, and the next you are transformed into a crazed devotee to a TV show that was popular like a year ago. I have just one question for One Direction: what came first, the band name or the hair style? Seriously, I'm looking at you Harry Styles...

Listen up, internet! I have an announcement to make and it's SUPER IMPORTANT, so pay attention!

You guessed it! The Laserdisc was like a combunation between DVD and VHS. But, the difference between both is that, uh. It's huge.

Top of the world ma! A cover of a popular CallMeCarson vid in case you think I am being serious. Which I'm not! I'd actually prefer B Dubs! 

When it comes to mixing art with popular films, some people would either think about posters or promotional art, but where I come from, none of those apply! Not in any way at all! 

We are expecting this soon. Even though Disney isnt planning to make sequels after 2019. Although I think that 2026 would be a sweet year to release it! We'll see what Pixar can do...

I have discovered yet more evidence that modern civilization as we know it is over: HAUL VIDEOS. Hipster clothiers are the harbingers of the apocalypse.

Blu-Ray is a successful format and it's the best format... or is it? That's right. I will be providing 10 reasons as to why Blu Ray is much worse than DVD. And believe me! They are all plausible! Seriously! I prefer HD-DVD more than that mess. If you think otherwise, that's okay with me. I respect your opinion. 

What's that you say? Now Neil Patrick Harris is hosting the Emmys, now? That's cool because I'm going to completely Troll NPH and reveal all his evil scientist secrets on the interweb for everyone to see! Petty and spiteful behavior? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Ehh, what can I say? I'm weird. Phil, Willie, Jase and Si were able to take over the world with a mere duck call, if they can do it, I can do bett...