Accursed Readings

Chapter link - HERE Kagome talks to the Ravenclaw trio to have a different trio of characters introduced back into her life. She goes to class the next day to smart off to a totally not in-character Snape, before going to lunch where boys talk about her. But most importantly: THE END

Chapter link - HERE Are you ready for teenage drama? Of course you are! We've got room mates being locked out, tantrums thrown in rooms, unnecessary threats, and the queen of all teenage drama: the post break-up fight.

Episode link - HERE Kagome ends up in some random room that seems to relate to nothing and goes all emo. Up the teenage angst, and then Draco appears to profess his love.

Chapter link - HERE Kagome runs through a forest but no one can see her. Do they see her? Oh no, a monster! Oh no, totally not a predictable dream! Oh no, Shippo?

Chapter link - HERE Kagome goes back to breakfast with an "oowie" on her arm from her Daddy and briefly talks to Harry before going back to the common room where she talks to Draco. She then proceeds to have an over-dramatized teenage breakup with Harry before being comforted by Draco.

Episode link - HERE Kagome does breakfast with Chris and entourage until they leave, and then sees Harry to get her birthday present "lame" before being taken to a secret meeting with Daddy. Circle or triangle, who knows? But there is definitely a mark, and someone to be marred. To cap it off, Kagome is talking to voices now.

Episode link - HERE It's hard to read out load, there is so much going on. Kagome finds a magical door with Draco and some dudes behind it and proves that she really is her father's daughter sometimes. Then it's off to the Hospital Wing to see her boyfriend(?).

Chapter link - HERE Draco shows up to remind everyone that he's Perfect, the little quad starts to leave Hogsmeat but then sees a floating girl. Is this normal? who cares! Kagome gets sus and orbs back to the school.

Chapter link - HERE We time-jump to October, the leaves are falling, pumpkin spice is in the air- oh wait, sorry. That would involve descriptions. Harry asked Kagome out on what turns out to be the world's lamest date. Kagome gets a letter from her mother and a new cliche joins the pack.

Chapter link - HERE Kagome goes to potions class where unexplained things happen, clearly 2 girls can't get along so her and Hermione have to get into a fight, and then time-skip a month forward and OMG is something wrong with Draco???

Hello! Amanda bailed so Eric got stuck with doing the episode description. Deal with it. Apologies in advance for all of the cringe. The following stories are read during this episode: Story 1: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13983636/1/Catholic-Contra-Magic-The-Spontaneity-of-a-Cardinal-s-Madness Read by Phi Story 2: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/3048295/1/Spongebob-and-the-truth-about-his-father Read...

Episode link - HERE Kagome attends Snape's class which, of course, she's amazing at, even though she has no experience with non-verbal magic previously. She gets butthurt by Snape, goes to charms class, gets to see Chris again before getting in another fight with Draco. #justiceforflitwick

Kagome goes to her first ever Hogwarts class with certified most un-Snape-like Snape ever. She tells the class her story with the Jewel, and then class actually starts. That's basically the chapter.

Chapter link - HERE Kagome decides to write a letter to her mother to let her know what's going on, but in typical teenage fashion goes off on her instead. Draco mocks Kagome's letter and Kagome attacks!

Chapter link - HERE Kagome reads the letter from "shockingly" her Dad, and for some god-forsaken reason shares it with the Gryffindor trio. Learned more about snack talking before getting booted back to her own table to receive her class schedule. Dead Girl loses all hope and meaning in life.

Chapter link - HERE Alarm clocks and snacks and owls, oh my! There's rooms upon rooms and some things most not be named. But don't worry, Harry will clear it all up!

Episode link - HERE Nothing important happens this chapter. Seriously. Nothing important. She talks to the girls and then, what is supposed to be a "fight" but it's the lamest fight ever with Draco, and then goes to bed.

Episode link - HERE Kagome bounces between tables in the great Hall, and speaks briefly to Harry before getting into a fight with Draco. Her sulking leads her to missing her entrance into her house, but she makes her own way.

Episode link - HERE Draco and Kagome talk, then Kagome plays musical chairs. Dumbledore says his normal stuff, and then Kagome gets sorted! You'll never believe where she gets sorted to!!!!!

Chapter link - HERE Snape, in a totally Snape way and not at all misinterpretation of his character by this author, provides Kagome with a lot of background exposition about her parents. Kagome's path towards being a Daddy's Girl has started.

Chapter Link - HERE Kagome abandons Harry in the cart and goes to talk to Draco, who tries to pry information out of her, but then professor Snape appears. Snape sends Draco along, and takes Kagome to the carriage with the most amazing creature. She talks to Snape, gets an uber-powerful and ridiculously ostentatious, and we get to answer Maury's favorite question: Who is the father? Oh, also.....

Chapter 13 - LINK Kagome and Harry leave Slughorns cart, shocker: Harry is still obsessed with Draco. They follow "the boy" to Draco's cart where the super-physics defying invisible cloak somehow covers their escapades of getting onto the rack. Draco catches them, dun Dun DUN!!!

Chapter 12 - LINK They get to the fat guys compartment, there are other people there including Harry, Slughorn explains that he likes people that are great or related to someone great. Some names are dropped, the grammar is awful, and Kagome's past starts to be hinted at for the others.

Chapter 11: LINK You won't believe it, we meet an OC dude with a description and everything! Do he and Kagome get along? Hard to tell, it's back and forth. And then they both get a letter?? Who's it from?? SLUNGHORN?!?!

Chapter 10 - Link Draco wakes Kagome up so they can board the train. For some reason, Snape takes them? Kagome can drive a broom "ladies style"? They drive brooms to the train station and get on the train. It kills DG to say that they are driving brooms.