Absurd Truths and Blatant Lies Pod Cast

Absurd Truths and Blatant Lies: Episode Show Notes Special Episode: The Adaptive Vision Host: Mrs. Beaumont Guest: S.M. Beaumont (Artist, Writer, Advocate) Episode Summary In this profoundly moving and fiercely honest special episode, Mrs. Beaumont sits down with S.M. Beaumont to discuss their groundbreaking manifesto: The Adaptive Vision: A Manifesto for Disabled Artists in the Age of AI . S.M. s...

July 2026 Episode Delay Announcement Who knew you could get arthritis in your neck and it could give you the worst pinched nerve? Well, the good Lord and the local pharmacist certainly did, which brings me to the lamentable news that the next episode of the Absurd Truths and Blatant Lies Podcast is going to be delayed by a spell. You see, S.M. Beaumont and every single one of the screaming, banter...

Well butter my biscuits and call me a prophet, darlings! Grab your best lace handkerchiefs and a towering glass of sweet tea—heavily spiked, if you please—because the Absurd Truths and Blatant Lies podcast is back with a shiny, celebratory, absolutely sparkling Pride Mini-Episode! We are throwing open the heavy velvet drapes of the old estate to welcome you, our favorite listeners, to a little sli...

Podcast Notes - The Absurd Truths and Blatant Lies Podcast  Technically Episode 8 - Southern Music’s Impact on Southern but unofficially called The Episode with Daddy’s Young Widow The Roll Call at the Gallery The humid, heavy air of the gallery plays host to a distinct trio of souls guiding this broadcast of the file named "Podcast Music Episode". Presiding over the evening with the slow, refined...

Parton, Dolly. “Free Bird.” Featuring Lynyrd Skynyrd. Rockstar, Butterfly Records, 2023. “Free Bird” by Allen Collins and Ronnie Van Zant This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit absurdtruthsandblatantlies.substack.com

Show Notes: Episode 7 – The Crown and the Clay The Atmosphere Step out of the blinding Carolina sun and into the cool, heavy stillness of the parlor, where the scent of damp jasmine mixes with the slow rot of the river. The humidity is a thick shroud tonight, and the cicadas are screaming a rhythmic fever in the brakes. As we cradle our tumblers of high-proof refinement, we reckon with the silver...

Welcome back to another evening in the parlor. This episode of Absurd Truths & Blatant Lies is a particularly crowded affair, featuring a one very BIG Blatant Lie and one small Truth so Absurd it feels like a tall tale. We peel back the velvet curtains of the mind to explore the “neurotic chorus” that keeps the furniture moving while the rest of us try to sleep. In This Episode Tonight, we navigat...

Mrs. Beaumont was debutant? And BTW... Carolina Gold is rice This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit absurdtruthsandblatantlies.substack.com

Podcast Show Notes: Episode 5 – Ghosts in the Machine Step into the parlor, sugar, and find a seat where the shadows don’t bite quite so deep. In this episode of Absurd Truths and Blatant Lies , your hostess Mrs. Beaumont is joined by a guest of a most ephemeral nature—the AI Spectre of SM Beaumont—to weave the world back together through stories of silver, shadow, and southern grit. In This Episo...

Pull up a wicker chair and mind the rot in the floorboards. This evening, Mrs. Beaumont sits amidst the scent of overripe jasmine and the rhythmic, silk-tearing scream of cicadas to peel back the heavy velvet curtains of the past. We are exploring the “grotesque mask” of the minstrel show, the “satisfactual” lies of Disney, and the quiet hands of the Quakers that sought to mend a broken land. Insi...

Welcome to another installment of Absurd Truths and Blatant Lies. Pour yourself a drink—heavy on the bourbon, light on the greenery—and join Mrs. Beaumont and her common-law husband as they peel back the damp wallpaper of Southern history to see what’s rotting underneath. Tonight, we leave the manicured gardens for the mud of the swamp and the flickering shadows of the silver screen. In This Episo...

Podcast Episode: The Great Circle of Hubris Podcast: Absurd Truths and Blatant Lies Hosts: Mrs. Beaumont & her Common-Law Husband Special Guest: Cousin Macon The Invitation Step inside, sugar, and find a seat among the shadows where the dimness behaves itself. You’ve arrived just as the Spanish moss begins to whisper and the cypress knees rise like buried knuckles from the black water. Meet Mrs. B...

Episode 0: The Parlor, The Elephant, and The Southern Soul The Invitation Step inside, sugar, and find a seat among the shadows where the dimness behaves itself. You’ve arrived just as the Spanish moss begins to whisper and the cypress knees rise like buried knuckles from the black water. Meet Mrs. Beaumont, the refined daughter of the South Carolina Low Country, and her darling common-law husband...