Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen

"I'm drunk right now" Episode 15 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2012 piss head redemption film Flight.  Mark and Ryan talk about Eugene attending a Jazz festival, drunken escapades and Cullen's hatred of various actors.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email...

"Carter, you dick" Episode 14 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000 inventive teen death, supernatural film Final Destination.  Mark and Ryan talk about drinking sausage juice, Ashton Kutcher and Jihadis v WWE wrestlers.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email...

"Can everyone please stop getting shot?" Episode 13 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1998 cockney gangster classic Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels. Mark and Ryan talk about Vinnie Jones, cockney rhyming slang and what their criminal nicknames would be.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future...

"Bag of sand?" Episode 12 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2005 deflowering comedy The 40 Year Old Virgin. Mark and Ryan talk about Cullen being called ugly, how they lost their virginities and whether Nikola Tesla was a shagger. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film...

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves" Episode 11 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1970 World War 2 heist movie, Kelly's Heroes.  Mark and Ryan talk about Ryan's trip to Dubai, the futility of War and whether Saddam Hussein has ever had a night out in Dublin.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to s...

"Happy New Year, Sarge" Episode 10 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2005 siege remake, Assault On Precinct 13. Mark and Ryan talk about SWAT tactics, basic therapy and horny cops.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com You can f...

"It's Showtime" Episode 9 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1988 horror comedy classic, Beetlejuice. Mark and Ryan talk about ghosts, the Fringe and Alec Baldwin's shooting technique.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com You ca...

"Your best? Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom Queen" Episode 8 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1996 action classic The Rock. Mark and Ryan talk about sharing a bed, how cool Sean Connery is and Chinese bears.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to su...

"No sense being a grifter if it's the same as being a citizen" Episode 7 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1973 conman caper The Sting. Mark and Ryan talk about Banksy, scams they have been involved in and which one of them is better looking.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to s...

"My handle's Rat. Call me Rat" Episode 6 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2003 science ignoring disaster film The Core. Mark and Ryan talk about holidays, phallic symbols and exploding Popes.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.c...

"Did you kill a cheetah?" Episode 5 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000 cross country sex comedy, Road Trip.  Mark and Ryan talk about mushrooms, chemical burns and how Tom Green was ever famous.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@g...

"Papa's got a brand new bag" Episode 3 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1997 gold twin revolvered action film, Face/Off.  Mark and Ryan talk about chopsticks, the origins of Netflix and John Travolta's big head.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolut...

"Answer the question Claire" Episode 3 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1985 quintessential teen movie, The Breakfast Club.  Mark and Ryan talk about detention, mobility scooters and mental high school teachers.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolut...