Abject Suffering

Abject Suffering 344: Bad Boys: Miami Takedown 06.04.2020 40:21 ↓

These bad, bad, bad, bad boys don't make us feel so good.

Abject Suffering 343: Dreams to Reality 30.03.2020 26:34 ↓

This very bad 3D platformer has you playing as Anthony Kiedis in a surreally meaningless empty void.

Abject Suffering 342: Road Trip Adventure 23.03.2020 45:42 ↓

Before you head to the polls to vote for the next car president, remember my campaign slogan: Cars are cars all over the world. Similarly made, similarly sold.

Abject Suffering 341: Danger Girl 16.03.2020 48:25 ↓

The 90s really were the pits, weren't they?

Abject Suffering 340: Phantasy Star Online Episode III: C.A.R.D. Revolution 09.03.2020 42:31 ↓

A relic from an era that reached peak Talky.

Abject Suffering 339: I must kill...: Fresh Meat 02.03.2020 35:09 ↓

How do you talk about a game that isn't a game... yet?

Abject Suffering 338: Cap'n Crunch's Crunchling Adventure (Part 2) 24.02.2020 45:09 ↓

You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Abject Suffering 337: Cap'n Crunch's Crunchling Adventure (Part 1) 17.02.2020 44:31 ↓

This is another Abject Suffering emergency as we sail into the sea of madness that is the Captain Crunch Extended Universe.

Abject Suffering 336: Facade 10.02.2020 31:10 ↓

In which we introduce the concept of "offboarding week" to Abject Suffering.

Abject Suffering 335: No Escape 03.02.2020 42:05 ↓

This is based on a movie that doesn't exist, and you can't convince us otherwise.

Abject Suffering 334: Frogger 2: Swampy's Revenge 27.01.2020 38:55 ↓

The Frogger Expanded Universe is no place to raise a kid.

Abject Suffering 333: Bullet Witch 20.01.2020 38:52 ↓

We're aware of the coincidence that an episode about witches is numbered 3:33. It wasn't intentional, and that makes it spooky.

Abject Suffering 332: Gears POP! 14.01.2020 48:52 ↓

Financially ruined by whaledom.

Abject Suffering 331: Totally Rad 07.01.2020 44:47 ↓

It's, like, totally a game that was originally named Magic John.

Abject Suffering 330: Hunt Down the Freeman 30.12.2019 56:11 ↓

You can hear our souls leaving our bodies.

Abject Suffering 329: Armed and Dangerous 23.12.2019 39:47 ↓

Darren accidentally brings us a kind of okay game.

Abject Suffering 328: Adventures in the Magic Kingdom 16.12.2019 49:26 ↓

Doug Lief joins us to talk about the rare misstep in Capcom and Disney's collaboration.

Abject Suffering 327: KGB: Conspiracy 09.12.2019 50:16 ↓

An interesting subject for an adventure game gets tripped up with hostile mechanics.

Abject Suffering 326: Rugrats: The Search for Reptar 02.12.2019 36:49 ↓

They made so many Rugrats games, you guys.

Abject Suffering 325: Lost in Blue 25.11.2019 54:06 ↓

Quirky cult survival game is actually pretty tedious!

Abject Suffering 324: Goldeneye 007 (We Know It's Good) 18.11.2019 59:20 ↓

Chris Khatami comes to us with an excuse to talk about Goldeneye 007. Don't tweet at us saying this shouldn't be on the show. Go to Chris' comedy festival in Portland! It's taking place the weekend after Thanksgiving. It's the Ha-Ha-Harvest Comedy Festival.

Abject Suffering 323: My Summer Car 11.11.2019 35:50 ↓

As a citizen of the world, you must know all languages and help me figure out who pooped in my lawn.

Abject Suffering 322: Knights in the Nightmare 04.11.2019 47:25 ↓

We know what you did, and you know what you did.

Abject Suffering 321: Dracula 4 & 5 28.10.2019 47:52 ↓

This is a boring adventure game for nerds, so we get depressed about the Darke Gyfte.

Abject Suffering 320: Neopets: The Darkest Faerie 21.10.2019 35:57 ↓

Neopets is darker than you might imagine, in ways you might not expect.