Abandon Ship!

It's about family, and that's what makes it so powerful. But also it's about a 90s CGI blob monster trapped in a bubble, and that's what makes it so memorable. Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

Rivals is ahead of its time: An entire episode written by AI, decades before AI was even invented! Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

Three million flaky farmers show up on DS9 and try to claim squatter's rights on Bajor. But can one man's space flute and one woman's ugly dress stop them? Tune in next week to the thrilling conclusion of: This Situation Sucks and There Are No Good Solutions... I Guess. Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

Sisko has a touching moment with his son and then gets distracted by a woman in a red dress. Sisko doesn't even see the code, all he sees is blonde, brunette, redhead... Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

It is a dark and stormy night, and Odo gets his own noir detective episode. Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

This episode has it all: Ferengi, Gender issues, and 100,000 barrels of wine. What could go wrong? Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

Tasheena and Jonathan discuss the implications of the lack of ADA compliance among the Cardassian Corps of Engineers. Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

Garek gets bitten, Miles get racism-amnesia, and another episode gets derailed from its main theme by the side-plot. Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

Dax gets sidelined in her own episode (again), but Lex Luthor is here to pick up the slack. Also, spoilers for... Flowers for Algernon? Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

In this episode, O'Brien, incensed by The Circle hooligans defacing his station, abandons his family and risks his life to put an end to their buffoonery and vandalism with nothing but a phaser and a bag of cliff bars. Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

The Circle does some more graffiti, Wynn and Jaro form the galaxy's worst power couple, and Jon and Taz go on an unprompted 10-minute rant about NuTrek. Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

We're back with Season 2 of Deep Space Nine! In this episode, O'Brian pimps out Kira, gets mad at some graffiti, and far too easily abandons his family to go on a suicide mission. That's probably not the plot of the episode, but it was worth mentioning. Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

If you love listening to two people describe a spreadsheet, then this episode is for you! Join us and we look back on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Season 1, discuss themes and arcs, and rank each episode in a tier list! Season 2 is just around the corner! Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

O'Brien gets his Jumja stick taken away, Keiko battles medievalism, Sisko takes a slow-mo leap of faith, we get introduced to Vedek Bae AND Not-Kai Winn... this episode is packed! Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

The time to talk about Duet is finally here, and boy does it live up to the hype. Kira confronts her own prejudices and assumptions in a great conclusion to the heart of her Season 1 arc. More to come! Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

Jonathan and Tasheena are back and we're only one episode away from Duet! Damn we have to talk about this one first. Uh, well it was okay I guess. Kind of a missed opportunity. Also we got a rabbit! We don't talk about that though, we just talk about this episode, Dremel-Drama-...Dramatic something or other. Anyway see you soon for Duet! Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

This hidden gem of an episode brings Tasheena and Jonathan to tears and we can't even think of a funny bit to rag on it with in this description! Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

In one of the horniest episodes of DS9 yet, Bashir fantasizes Dax, O'Brian and Keiko get cockblocked, and the whole team tries to shoot their torpedo into a gaping hole in space. And as Dax says so eloquently, "It's getting bigger!" Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

While Jake and Nog learn a lesson about appreciating assets, Kira fights for the rights of an ugly old tree and his mute henchmen. But is a pizza oven worth throwing away your career? Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠ .

O'Brian is the true audience surrogate as he is forced into a Bashir episode against his will, but in the end comes to appreciate him for the goofball that he is. Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

Taz and Jon discuss grief, loss, and some pretty epic Mad Max wigs in this episode that is not actually that bad and often overlooked-even by us! Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

Can Mr Melty Face defeat the evil Middledorn Twins and bring Odo to the City of Changelings? That isn't what happens in this episode but it sure sounds more interesting than what we got. Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

The Ferengi show that they're a strong narrative force in one of the best episodes of the season so far, Sisko gets some bad parenting advice, and if Nog could read he'd be very upset. Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

Bashir flops and croaks, Kira blows her top, Quark is on his knees, and everyone is hoppin' and skippin' all over the place in this bizarre trip through whatever they were smoking back in the 90s. Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .

Bashir is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGG Podcast theme music by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ .