Abandon House! How to Survive a Home Repair Fiasco

March 2021: After five years of leaks, pirates, and silver-tongued bandits, Kenny and Shari are finally dancing in their finished kitchen…and hot on their heels, two internet home-buying companies want to buy the Castle - SIGHT UNSEEN. Welcome to the bonus episode that wasn't supposed to exist, where you finally get to hear what happened next... The real estate auction begins with the two iBuyers...

February 2021 arrives with windows STILL held in by plastic sheeting and tape, a foreman with a sledgehammer and a grudge, and a renovation project that should have wrapped weeks ago. The Castle is close - so close - but Moreno isn't done making them earn it. What follows is a week of compounding chaos: master bedroom windows measured and cut wrong, a two-week rush order, window screens delivered...

January 2021 arrives with the promise of a reset. The “Hard Five Week Plan” is officially underway, Borg is in the rearview, and Joe’s side-hustle crew is supposed to bring order to the Castle at last. That optimism doesn’t last long. Instead of steady progress, the Rudolphs get payment shakedowns, backordered materials, vanishing crews, and a foreman who treats accountability like a loose suggest...

With Borg gone and the Castle still very much unlivable, Kenny and Shari do what any exhausted homeowner would do: they roll the dice again. Enter Joe, a new general contractor who seems like he might be the hero the Rudolph’s have been searching for - just a Regular Joe with a plan, a crew, and the promise of forward motion. That optimism doesn’t last long. Deadlines slip. Costs creep. Subcontrac...

We return to the Rudolphs to find them still standing in the wreckage of a job that was supposed to be “six weeks, tops.” Instead, it’s October 2020, the kitchen is still a construction crime scene, and Borg’s excuse factory is running three shifts a day. The mysterious Brothers Tran have vanished. Again . The windows still leak. The contract still doesn’t exist. Just when it seems like momentum i...

Down came the rain…and with it, a team of licensed catastrophists. When Isaac and his Planet Eden crew arrive to perform what’s been generously labeled a “discovery process,” Kenny and Shari watch their functioning kitchen get stripped to the studs in record time - no signed contract, no clear scope, and no guarantee anything will ever be put back. Cabinets vanish. Appliances hide in plain sight (...

What do you do when the pirates are quiet, the castaways are safe, and Christmas is finally over? You open the mailbag. In this special bonus holiday episode of Abandon House! Kenny and Shari Rudolph answer listener questions sent in from around the world - letters to the Rudolphs, if you will - reflecting on love, loss, creativity, homeownership…and how a home repair disaster became a three-book...

After weeks of wrangling with Overlord Surety Bond, Rounders Insurance, and Swizzle Stick Claims Management (yes, all names have been changed to protect the innocent and the incompetent), Kenny and Shari decide to bring in Borg of Clydesdale Construction as their Bigfoot contractor to finish the job. Borg promises superhero-level expertise, industry muscle, and negotiation skills that will free th...

Spring 2020 brings rain, leaks, and a new level of chaos to the Rudolph house as Shari and Kenny continue their fight to fix their sinking California castle. In this episode, the couple faces a fresh wave of insurance pirates, robotic adjusters, and legal run-around as COVID restrictions complicate everything . But amid the absurdity, a new hero emerges: they let rip their new lawyer, Rip. Then: a...

As Kenny and Shari recount their eighth - yes, EIGHTH! - failed repair attempt by Brady Windows, they reveal how frustration, fatigue, and a global pandemic finally pushed them to take back control. From the tyranny of lifetime guarantees to the power shift that comes from saying “You just bought our house!” the Rudolphs dive deep into what happens when good intentions meet bad workmanship - and w...

What begins as a long-awaited home repair turns into a comedy of errors, a masterclass in patience, and a crash course in the perils of “lifetime guarantees.” In this chapter of the Rudolphs’ ongoing home-repair odyssey, Kenny and Shari finally hire a contractor to fix their leaky sky wall (Halleluja! It has a name!!) What follows: multiple failed repair attempts, shattered windows, leaking warran...

After their first storm damage claim turned into a comedy of leaks - combatted only by our heroes’ bravery and their pots-and-pan ballet - Kenny and Shari finally receive their insurance settlement check for just over $4,000. Relief is short-lived, though, as they realize the payout is meaningless if they don’t have a contractor to actually do the work…and that the cheque might not be enough. Ente...

It all started with a drip. In this very first episode of Abandon House: How to Survive a Home Repair Fiasco , Kenny and Shari Rudolph take us back to February 17, 2017 when a rare Southern California storm turns their dream “castle” on a hill into a battleground: against the elements, and a slew of pirate foes in the forms of contractors, crews, and insurance agents. Their leaking kitchen window...

Welcome to Abandon House! How to Survive a Home Repair Fiasco , where Kenny and Sherry Rudolph share their harrowing five-year journey through the half a trillion dollar home repair industry. A companion to Kenny's 3-part memoir of the same name, this 10-part limited series will bring you practical advice (from more seasoned experts than us, even), laugh-out-loud moments amid the chaos (our first...

Join Kenny and Shari Rudolph as they recount their five-year home repair fiasco, battling insurance bandits, unreliable contractors, and a whole slew of home repair pirates who did their level best to capsize their house - and bring their relationship down with it. Each episode of this 10-part limited series will include essential do's and don'ts from their experiences, expert insights, and exclus...