A Therapeutic Dose

The Summer House Reunion gets underway with a Bed Bug set and a broken relationships theme. Ciara & West find some healing. Jesse & Lexi are hopeless. And Paige pulls back the curtain on Craig. Imrul ruled for showing up accountable, thoughtful, and vulnerable - we’d love to see him back next season, but those very character traits may disqualify him from reality tv. Time to put on some pa...

On Summer House, it's finally over for Lexi & Jesse and the aftermath rattles the Freedom Dinner, where Gabby emerges as MVP of the whole episode! The Scary Party gives us Ciara perfectly skewering the finance bro population, the Bed Bugs confirming everything invaluable about female friendship, and an elders gathering of Lindsay, Kyle and Danielle (ugh.) where they consider what their next ch...

Jesse’s 9 o’clock manicure is the straw that breaks the camel’s back, so – both true to form - Lexi ends it, then Jesse lies about it. Classic. Lindsay takes to Instagram to try to ruin Carl but just comes off like a fool at her Freedom Dinner. Amanda’s bikinis-for-big-bubbies has a preview party, Imrul rode a motorcycle, and Jesse & West’s room (unsurprisingly) stinks like a gym. Time to take...

On Summer House, Kyle’s sperm gets certified “dope,” while Jesse IS a certified dope. West is briefly sympathetic, until he Febrezes his clothes. Lindsay is somehow too much while also giving nothing? And Ciara remains a goddess among nitwits. Time to stuff a Kraft single into an olive, rest an injured hand on a pack of frozen chicken, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Between spells of general partying at the Summer House, we got a real clear look at Jesse Solomon party pooping and generally failing. Meanwhile, Kyle & Schwartz kvetch about being old-dads-to-be. And the girls (except Lindsay) were beacons of boundaries and the exemplification of self-esteem. Time to cook up some eggs with a side of stop-talking-sh*t-about-Lexi and tune in to this week’s A Th...

The Valley was too dark, so we took a detour to Summer House! The boys served up a heaping helping of arrested development, immaturity, and unwarranted Imrul ill-will. And the girls created a landfill crisis but looked real pretty in their costumes as they did it, so… Speaking of costumes, Tom Schwartz may have dressed up like an angel, but his Dark Eeyore energy shined right through! West & J...

The final installment of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion brought us The Victim Olympics! And, of course, everyone thinks they won. Kyle boo hoos about marriage, Sutton gets prickly about Ocean Spray, and Erika demonstrates that she is a substance colder than ice. Time to grab a couple bites of a corn dog, please do call your friends/frenemies WHILE they’re in the thick of it, and then...

In the second installment of the RHOBH reunion, not even Kyle’s amethyst can stand her BS anymore! Kyle is “I know you are but what am I” incarnate, and it is boring and exhausting and entirely on brand. We learned that “You live on a main road in Bel Air” is a sick burn if you’re ultra rich, and that Jennifer Tilly herself is the most important piece of American jewelry! Time to shoot a quick tex...

The RHOBH reunion got underway on April Fools’ Day and the women sure delivered foolishness. Seated right next to Andy were Kyle’s signature tendrils and defensiveness. And filling out the couches were Sutton’s projecting, Dorit’s denial, Erika’s narcissism, Boz’s exasperation, and Garcelle’s resignation. Time to charge your crystals in the sun and call on a producer to “roll the tape” on this wee...

On the RHOBH finale, we go to Saint Lucia for Carnival, but Sutton makes it a whole circus. Everyone, incomprehensibly, fights for/about Kyle’s friendship. And Kathy ices her pits, then pisses her pants, and why is she still on this show?! Time to put on your travel jewelry, get some Oreos from Grandma Garcelle’s pocket, and settle in for this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

RHOBH delivered a real Team Nobody episode this week! It was a Masterclass in projection through picking fights, being defensive, and delivering/accepting/rejecting apologies. Kyle’s still annoying, Kathy’s no longer needed, and Sutton was polarizing as ever and straight up ice cold when she dismissed Garcelle & brushed off Jennifer Tilly. Time to toss your clip-ins on the couch, order up some...

On RHOBH, we learn Kyle has laid out some ridiculous rules – speak freely of Mau kissing a young babe, but say nothing about Morgan Wade! While Sutton is fine to abide, we’re with Garcelle – this is weird and annoying! Classic Kyle. Meanwhile, Lael is the most centered & mature teen we’ve ever seen, St. Lucia is as gorgeous as the gal she’s named after, and ohmygod Dorit hire a lawyer! Time to...

Sutton’s sustainability fashions were fine. Erika’s new décor is also fine. Everything was just fine. This episode of RHOBH was a study in anti-climactic outcomes, and that was fine by us! Time to coif your tendrils, chug a vodka grapefruit on a nauseous tummy, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Sutton brings her pocketbook to a principles fight and comes out looking real gross. But not to be out-grossed, Kyle whines to her Therapist/Life Coach about Mauricio living his best life while poor Kyle is left behind to… oh wait, Kyle did it first! She’s fine! Nothing is the matter! She just wants her Morgan, and to eat her Mauricio, too! Meanwhile, Jennifer Tilly rules, Faye Resnick drools, and...

Sutton brings her pocketbook to a principles fight and comes out looking real gross. But not to be out-grossed, Kyle whines to her Therapist/Life Coach about Mauricio living his best life while poor Kyle is left behind to… oh wait, Kyle did it first! She’s fine! Nothing is the matter! She just wants her Morgan, and to eat her Mauricio, too! Meanwhile, Jennifer Tilly rules, Faye Resnick drools, and...

ON RHOBH, Kyle complains some more, Kathy is crazy as ever, Dorit is unraveling before our eyes, Sutton is defensive about the “myth” of her problem drinking, Garcelle stumbles into the party and through her defense of Sutton, Erika obsesses about her annual hot dog, and Boz is a most welcome voice of reason in this deranged “sisterhood.” Time to put gold flakes in your lemonade, leave your dead o...

TW - We discuss suicide as it pertains to this week's episode of RHOBH. Sutton became undeniably sympathetic in this episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kettle One & Ocean Spray might have a hold on anyone who’d been through what she’s been through! In Augusta, Garcelle shows up as the friend we all would want, while Kyle demonstrates, yet again, she is the friend we all could do...

On RHOBH, Sutton’s mom, Reba, was as unimpressed by a Saks scarf as she is by her own daughter. Dorit received a 7-page declaration of war. But it was Kyle who wore stupid camo cosplay to handle a firearm and then cry in her ex’s (tattooed!) arms. Time to put on your PJs, quietly curse PK, say a prayer for divorcées, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! AOC telling us what's up and what t...

While Kyle proclaims herself to be a butter-less baked potato having a menty-b, most of her RHOBH castmates would characterize her as more of a lying liar who lies, and also a ridiculous hypocrite! And give the editors their flowers for the most satisfying exposé of a liar/victim/martyr we could ever have asked for! Time to get yourself an extra hot oat milk vanilla latte and a couple pieces of to...

While Kyle proclaims herself to be a butter-less baked potato having a menty-b, most of her RHOBH castmates would characterize her as more of a lying liar who lies, and also a ridiculous hypocrite! And give the editors their flowers for the most satisfying exposé of a liar/victim/martyr we could ever have asked for! Time to get yourself an extra hot oat milk vanilla latte and a couple pieces of to...

The Sisterhood Serenity Soirée on RHOBH brought us Manly Handz, “mehmes” (Tilly for “memes”), Dorit’s newfound wisdom, and Kyle’s pathological tantrum. Boz continues to drop perfectly timed “oop!”s, and Erika may be decorating her house, but she has made a home up Kyle’s ass. Time to get cozy in a belted dress with a plunging neckline and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

This episode of RHOBH proved that Kyle and Liar are synonyms. It also proved that Boz is 100% the Goddess her name proclaims her to be! Chuck E. Cheese hosted a divorcée/gay panic pizza party, and Martyn Lawrence Bullard blew our minds with his expert observation that real plants are better than fake plants?! Icon. Time to pour yourself a pitcher of spiked iced tea with lemon circles (not wedges!...

We dedicate this episode to our beloved Los Angeles. Forever and ever. Kyle was on screen for all of 15 minutes in this week’s RHOBH and she shat the bed in every single one of them.  Dorit is done with her and so are we. Sutton needs to tell the Board of the American Ballet Theatre to be on the lookout for Phoenix Kemsley! And Boz brings us Keely on the beach, and delivers us from Sutton’s bullsh...

Kyle’s Denim & Diamonds party was the centerpiece of RHOBH, and Camille was the cheap party favor nobody wants. Dorit “made” water, Dr. Jenn made progress with Erika, and Sutton made an absolute ass of herself. Uh oh, Cher’s clock is ringing! Time to put on 4,500 dollars of doll clothes and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! Bravo Real Housewives Subreddit! LISA BARLOW DRAMAAAAA! PART 1...

Kyle’s Denim & Diamonds party was the centerpiece of RHOBH, and Camille was the cheap party favor nobody wants. Dorit “made” water, Dr. Jenn made progress with Erika, and Sutton made an absolute ass of herself. Uh oh, Cher’s clock is ringing! Time to put on 4,500 dollars of doll clothes and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! Bravo Real Housewives Subreddit! LISA BARLOW DRAMAAAAA! PART 1...