A Table at the Tan-O: Conversations About the World of General Hospital

Trina and Kai! Yeesh. These two are way more helpful to Alexis than Suzanne ever was. And Willow! Diabolical or desperate? Maybe she and Drew deserve each other. Also, will Cody and Molly make it past all of the awkwardness? It's so nice that Cody has Felicia to support his growth as a person. Now, Brad and Britt. Hard to say whether or not they're growing as people, but they sure are fun! #mauric...

Oh boy! Drew's shooter has been revealed! The biggest surprise was that we didn't have to wait longer. We were tired of waiting. Well done, though! The courtroom scenes built up to a great explosive scene with Drew on the stand. And he was so Drew. And Willow was very Willow. But with a new darkness. Now, will Kai and Trina let everyone know what they know? Will Drew start to put the pieces togeth...

So it looks like Kevin and Ace might be heading for the land of good butter and Guinness? A sad development for everyone, but also a potentially adorable spinoff? And Jacinda chose to stick around, but maybe she should have headed out of town. Will Michael forgive her? Will Kristina ever learn not to interfere with bags of money? Plus, someone needs to keep an eye on Charlotte and Danny! Also, it...

Happy New Year, dear Tan-O family! Gia and Keisha will be working on a bit of self-improvement this year, but no noticeable progress yet. Now, in Port Charles the most improved fella might just be Cody! Molly might have the $10 words, but Cody knows exactly what a woman wants to hear. Jason might need a lesson. Curtis definitely needs a lesson. And with all of the fireworks there was bound to be s...

Gia and Keisha are back and would like to thank everyone for coming back to the Tan-O! Lots of ground to cover! There were many great moments and performances over the past week with Tracy leading the way. Another standout was Portia! Alexis hung her out to dry and her family wasn't far behind. For someone who claims to care about the baby, Curtis doesn't seem too concerned about Portia's wellbein...

The trial continues....to be not very exciting. Will there be a shocking twist? We've earned a shocking twist. And now Britt and Brad have been arrested. Make better choices, you guys! Yeesh. Meanwhile Charlotte and Nina have a lovely lunch together, and Nina teaches Charlotte to trust no one. Valentin would be touched. Now, when will Joss figure out Valentin is teaching Carly a lesson or two? And...

It's time for Willow's trial, which means a lot of ladies in suits. And Nina is still doing everything she can to help Willow; she'll worry about the consequences later. Meanwhile, Brad is back! What a delightful surprise! Britt was so excited to see him that she spilled the beans about the diabolical cold fusion research she's working on. Also, Joss and Jason are teaming up, and Carly and Valenti...

Jason is getting closer to the truth about Britt, but not in a very Jason way. She caught him snooping around! Shame on you, Jason. And Tracy is back! She found out about Ned's little visit to GH, but thankfully didn't yell at everybody too much. Rocco has been spared more jailtime, which, let's face it, he wouldn't have survived. Also, Valentin is settling in at Carly's, and apparently has the pa...

If you thought General Hospital was about rich families and crime lords, think again. It's about eyelid mites. Easily overlooked, but not anymore. Poor Elizabeth. Meanwhile, Anna is trapped on Spoon Island, but she can really focus on her yoga now, so she should be very centered and limber if she ever gets out of there. Valentin, on the other hand, is freezing but about to go from Carly's shed to...

Britt let Jason see her stomach! In some cultures, that means they're engaged! And Lucas asked Pascal to fix him a plate! In some cultures, that means he's a dead man! Also, there are a lot of people sneaking around Port Charles right now. And ghosts. And angry teens. Kevin couldn't have picked a better time to come home! #mauricebenard  #kellythiebaud #rogerhowarth #maurawest #steveburton #deliri...

Let the honeymoon begin? Willow's wedding night turned out pretty well for.....Michael. And Curtis had a pretty good night too. Turns out canceling a hit is quite a turn on. And Emma and Gio had a pretty good night too---springing a bunch of dogs!! Wouldn't it be great if Sonny kept all of the dogs, and they became important characters on the show? Now Laura. Laura was having a great night with he...

Thanksgiving dinner made it to the Quartermaine table--briefly--but then was whisked off to GH in the true holiday spirit. Although, it didn't look like there was enough food for more than five or six people. Luckily, Portia and Isaiah didn't want to fill up on food before they got down to business in her office, so that meant more turkey for everyone else. Meanwhile, Marshall and Stella have caus...

Well, that Sidwell is not a nice fellow. Having dear Rocco roughed up in juvie. Not cool. And Britt has got herself in quite a situation. Meanwhile, Willow is back with Drew. Awful. The good news is Liesl has helped Willow and Nina patch things up, so Willow could probably convince Nina to shoot Drew for her if she starts feeling a little hemmed in. And poor Portia should just get out of town. Let...

Laura! What a night! Yeesh! And so much emotion! Where the hell is Kevin when you need him?! And Britt too! Poor Britt! Keep trying, Jason! Also, great moment between Brook Lynn and Gio! Another not so great moment between Carly and Jack. And what has he done with Vaughn? He's going to have both Carly and Joss gunning for him. Which is fine. #mauricebenard  #kellythiebaud #rogerhowarth #maurawest...

And just like that, a beautiful man is gone. Of course, the Dalton character was not so beautiful. What will happen next? Will Laura admit to finding a dead professor in her trunk? Who will suffer the consequences of this? And Britt! How is she going to keep her cool? The ghouls are increasing in number and she's surrounded by them. Plus, Carly is not doing well with Jack. And we don't know how Wi...

No news on how Ned is doing, but poor Rocco is not doing well at all!!! It's terrible, and just about everyone is upset. No plea deal, and he has to go to juvie! And this Dalton guy is not making any friends. Neither is Dante. Poor Gio! Just when he had been ready to move past Dante's previous bad behavior, he gets the same treatment all over again. Dante, you have got to do a little soul searchin...

Well, Ned is still not out of the woods, but let's hope he will be soon. He's very important! Also, it would be fun if he woke up and thought he was Eddie Maine again. Rocco is also in trouble, and let's hope he's okay. We like these kids! Now Britt needs a new key fob, and Dalton might need a life jacket. Sidwell can only take so much sass. Plus, Willow is loose! She and Drew make a miserable pai...

Man down! Someone help Ned! Where are all the doctors for crying out loud?! Gio was a lifeguard! Save Ned, Gio! In other news, Lucas is moving to Spoon Island. Yikes. What a kooky sitcom that could be. And who has Anna? Plus, why is some weirdo spying on Felicia? And why is Sonny massaging Justine's face? What the hell is happening to Port Charles? #mauricebenard  #kellythiebaud #rogerhowarth #mau...

Lots of emotional moments on Hospital this week! Some complicated relationships. Also some simple relationships. Laura and Martin? Complicated. Laura and Sonny? Complicated? Simple? Curtis and Jordan? Simple. Curtis and Portia? Complicated? Simple? Anna and Jason? Simple? Tracy and every other Quartermaine? Doesn't matter, they're family. Except Drew. And isn't it time someone tried to kill Drew a...

Well, Drew's stint as lord of the manor was finished before it started! And Martin just became a lot less popular. Plus, now that the Quartermaine mansion belongs to Tracy, she gets to decide who stays and who goes. And Lulu doesn't have to trip over boxes anymore. So a lot of movement in Port Charles! Meanwhile, Sidwell tried to charm Laura and did not succeed, although he did manage to scare the...

Well, Ronnie is in a bit of a pickle. And Martin has suddenly become a monster. Very disappointing. Is Drew rubbing off on him? Portia is also in a bit of a pickle, although she seems more worried about Trina than anything else. She should be worried about the flimsiness of Isaiah's cabin. On the plus side, Cody and Molly are growing closer, and so are Jason and Britt!  #mauricebenard  #kellythieb...

So Lois made some progress with Gio and Brook Lynn, and then she fled the scene. Ronnie is also making some progress, but she's not going anywhere yet. Drew appeared to be making progress with Ronnie, but he's just got too many enemies, and he can't behave himself when confronted. Thankfully, Laura showed up to help put him in his place. Sonny and Sidwell had a little showdown, and they're just ne...

Tracy is couch surfing!? How long can she live this way? What is Ronnie going to do with the rest of the Quartermaines? Maybe they could get a duplex in town. Meanwhile,  Willow is settling in at Pentonville, and she seems fine. Drew is awful. Just awful. In other news, Portia is not good at hiding her pregnancy, but maybe she can hide out at Isaiah's cabin! And the poor Faison kids continue to ad...

Emotions are running high in Port Charles! Carly is very upset with Jack. So upset that she's plotting something! Willow is very upset with a lot of people. So upset that she's throwing herself at Drew! Dante is upset with Michael, and Michael is upset with Dante. And Anna is upset that everyone isn't more upset. So good times ahead! #mauricebenard  #kellythiebaud #rogerhowarth #maurawest #stevebu...

Ric has been set free! Or has he? Will he be forced into some sort of deal with Ava, Alexis, and Kristina (and Cody?!)? Who will get the money? And, most importantly, when will Ric get to take a shower? Also, Britt is throwing her particular brand of sass all over the place, and Lucas is too! Meanwhile, Drew has finally been put in his place! He works for Sidwell! Plus, the tea set seems like it's...