A Table at the Tan-O: Conversations About the World of General Hospital

Anna is back in Port Charles! And she's brought a Peter-shaped ghost with her. Where is Kevin when you need him? Someone needs to look after Anna. Maybe Joss? Dante? Also, why does Sidwell get to have visitors? And boy does it look like Brook Lynn's plan is not working. But you know what is working? Valentin and Carly. And Elizabeth is working on trying to figure out what is going on at Willow's h...

Lots going on in Port Charles! Oh sure, things have slowed down a little bit, mostly because people are in hospital beds or jail cells, but still plenty to talk about. Joss is doing some excellent hospital bed acting, and Z is tremendous. They've struck a deal that benefits, well, mostly Carly. Meanwhile, Britt is in her own unique hell. It's never easy to learn you don't have a deadly disease. Th...

All kinds of excitement in Port Charles this week! Like, serious excitement. From Joe getting clocked by Nathan/Cassius, to Sidwell escaping, to Ethan getting shot and treated by Nurse Ava, to Jack getting knocked out by Cullum and revived by Nurse Nina, to, well, you get the idea. Lots of bullets flying through the air, lots of new relationships beginning to form, and some heartache too. Will Jos...

What a busy couple of days in Port Charles and beyond! Looks like Rocco, Lulu, and Dante are on the run, but Britt is going to jail? That's not very nice. And Curtis should be going to jail for being a jerk, but that's probably not going to happen. Willow might be in a bit of trouble thanks to Brick. And it's starting to look like Brook Lynn's marriage is in trouble because Chase just can't quit W...

Gia is back! And so is Anna! So much to talk about. Now, is Anna getting better, or is she just getting better at pretending she's getting better? And how does Trina keep getting worse? Also, what the hell is Lucy doing? So disappointing. The jury is still out on Chase. Now Justine and Joe think he's a loser.  Meanwhile, are Lulu, Dante, Britt, and Rocco a family now? Will Charlotte and Danny sort...

Britt and Rocco are back! And it's making Gia and Keisha uncomfortable. Maybe don't send them on a romantic island getaway? And how sick is Britt? Maybe she ate too many mangoes? Meanwhile, back in Port Charles, Ezra made an appearance! But so, unfortunately, did Sidwell. Poor Ezra. And is Valentin gone? He and Carly said their goodbyes, but they can't be finished, can they? Lots of Willow-related...

Is it possible to live in Port Charles without becoming a sneaky liar? No. Lucas, Brook Lynn, and even Laura, are all tiptoeing over to the dark side. Which, let's face it, is where everyone else in town lives. Except maybe Gio and Emma. But they're young. They'll get there. Now, have Carly and Valentin got what it takes to rescue Joss? Will Joss and Liesl wind up rescuing them? And will Nathan an...

Worst baby shower ever. Ever! The scene between Lucas and Sidwell was more pleasant. And now Sidwell is on the loose! Plus, Lucy and Brook Lynn may be hatching the worst plan ever. Ever! Meanwhile, Liesl is learning a lot about her children. And Carly is pretty sure she's figured out where Joss is. Also, Willow has found out that Nina does not follow orders very well. And Jack is real sick of bein...

Chase! Quit hugging Willow! And Curtis, just stop talking. Now, on the positive side, Liesl is back, and she and Joss could be quite a team. Will Nathan tell Liesl he's not actually Nathan? That will be a lot for her to process. Especially when she and Joss just want to get out of there so Liesl can save Britt and Joss can save the world. Also, they might need to help Sonny and Laura. Those two ar...

Okay, Brook Lynn is probably really wishing she hadn't given Willow that bowl. Let's hope it was a bowl she found in a cupboard and didn't spend any real money on it. So we know Willow can't be trusted, but can Chase? And is this the best use of Michael's skills? But doesn't Nina shine when she tries to parent her uncontrollable daughter? And speaking of uncontrollable daughters, how about that Jo...

Brook Lynn has presented Willow with a bowl. Perhaps a teddy bear containing a nanny cam would have been more appropriate? And is it okay that Michael is plotting to destroy Brook Lynn's marriage? In other relationship news, Carly and Valentin continue to find their way. Nina and Jack also have a certain je ne sais quoi? Although, if he could run away, maybe he would? Also, to get justice for Marc...

Okay, Gia and Keisha are still trying to improve the sound quality--thank you for your feedback everyone. Now. How much worse can Curtis get? Michael is putting the pieces together, but will he be able to fix this whole BMW problem? Can anyone fix Curtis? And how about Willow and Sidwell? Is she terrified or impressed by him? Also, why isn't Lucas more scared of Sidwell? Plus, the Rocco situation...

America, World, Portugal! Thank you for your patience! The audio quality seems better on the new app, although the content is still somewhat marginal. Now, how about that Nina? Making her own decisions, throwing away syringes. Will she tell Willow she decided to let Jack wake all the way up? Will Willow fish the syringe out of the medical waste and jab it into Nina's neck? And how far will Britt a...

So Curtis continues to be a problem. And whatever weird virus he's got, it seems to be infecting everyone around him. Brook Lynn is going to discover very soon that her silence led to more damage than she could have imagined. Meanwhile, Rocco is also struggling to keep it together, and that is creating problems for a lot of people. Will he and Lulu take off with Ethan? Or will Rocco come up with a...

Well, Curtis may have been cool at one point, but he is not cool anymore. And Jordan sort of let this happen. Now, what will become of Isaiah? He was trying to be the better man, but where did that get him? Even the finest hand doctor may not be able to repair all the damage to his hand. And where does that leave Portia? She doesn't need two bitter men in her life. Meanwhile, Anna is in big troubl...

Nina and Rocco are struggling! Rocco has Lulu, Dante, and Britt looking out for him. Nina has Willow. And then there's poor Jack! What will happen to him? Talk about a toxic work environment. Also, Carly and Nina are great at sparring, but will they .... team up? And for crying out loud, could Curtis be more unlikeable? And he's dragging Jordan down with him. With everyone gunning for him, Isaiah...

What a couple of days in Port Charles! Now, the list of people who are cool under pressure: Ava, Elizabeth, Charlotte. Not cool under pressure: Nina and, well, everyone else. The race is on to see if Elizabeth will figure out what Willow has been up to before she covers her tracks (can she cover her tracks?). And will Cullum figure out that Rocco shot him? Now that Dante knows, um, does that chang...

So now we know why Ethan returned to Port Charles--or do we? Is he Phoebe's father? Will he walk away from her knowing she's found a pretty good situation for herself? And, if he plays the long game, he can come back for a payoff later (without having to change any diapers). And speaking of fathers, what is Ric up to? Is he going to disappoint Molly? Elizabeth? Alexis? Sonny? Also, is there a worl...

A lot of action in Port Charles! The Savoy is the place to be, especially if you're a fan of Aladdin! Will Gio pick up the violin again? Will Trina become a singer? Will she and Joss ever be friends again? Well, Joss will have to get out of the yoga dungeon first. Will she get out of the yoga dungeon? And is Brook Lynn on the verge of a complete nervous breakdown? What about Jack? Pascal? Where is...

Joss is kind of a wrecking ball, isn't she? And she's very loud for a spy. And Jack. Jack should be realizing he is the worst spy ever. Meanwhile, Curtis and Trina are a disappointment. Kai should probably strike out on his own. Jordan might be better off on her own too. Also, will Elizabeth get to the bottom of the Drew situation? Will Michael throw Willow and Chase together and hope for firework...

Gia and Keisha are ready for Joss to talk about something other than an old book and a pack of smokes. But, maybe now that she has harassed Valentin and Dante, progress will be made on the Anna front and the Cullum front. Meanwhile, Britt is freaking out! And is she getting her meds? Also, how much longer can Rocco keep it together? Is he keeping it together? Plus, Elizabeth really is the backbone...

Okay, not only is Willow diabolical, but now she's scaring Jack! And she's got Nina looking after Drew! Plus, not only is Elizabeth the best nurse in the world, but she's also an expert blink reader! Meanwhile, back at General Hospital, Jordan is really struggling with her injuries. And Curtis is struggling with his manners. Also, Rocco finally got to tell Britt everything, so now the stakes are e...

If you thought Willow had enough people she wanted to murder, well, the list just got a little longer. Everyone in Port Charles should be sleeping with one eye open. Actually, that's probably good advice anyway. And why is it so hard for people to put together a plan? Valentin must have missed that class in spy school. His plan is to destroy Jack down by....frustrating him? Carly could do that qui...

Willow is ... what is Willow? Not so bad? Bad? Worse? Nina sure is in a pickle. Brook Lynn--also in a pickle. Britt--pickle. And who's scarier, Sidwell or Cullum? Plus, can Joss, Carly, and Valentin really work together? Could they please loop Lucas and Britt in? And maybe also Laura and Ezra? Also, will Jordan and Curtis be okay? #mauricebenard  #kellythiebaud #rogerhowarth #maurawest #steveburto...

Some disturbing developments on General Hospital! It looks like Brook Lynn wins the distracted driver award, and the competition was stiff. And it turns out Willow is not a great nurse. Plus she's not great at keeping a secret, and it's looking like she's also a terrible daughter. But she's killing it as a congresswoman! Also killing it: Carly and Valentin in the very unexpected hot couple departm...