A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Kellie and Allen’s marriage is so solid, they went on separate vacations! For her high school graduation present, Kellie took Emma Kelly on a mother/daughter cruise to ports in Italy, Spain and France, while Allen went south of the border to Mexico with Bad Influence Jeff! And a couple members of the Podcast Family actually tagged along! Hear all about their adventures on this episode.  Thank you...

Kellie and Allen are looking forward to the next Podcast Family Vacation by taking a look back at one of the biggest and best! For Allen's 50th birthday, he celebrated in a flesh colored Speedo with "cocky" on the front and "show stealer" on the back. Will he explain why? Listen and find out! Should Kellie and Allen plan another Podcast Family Vacation in 2026? Let them know at Podcast@KellieandAl...

Kellie and Allen celebrate their 8th wedding anniversary with a little off-key crooning to their wedding song. Does this mean they should bring back a little Pickin' & Grinnin'? Hmmm.... Kellie had an encounter with a TV star from her childhood, while Allen rubbed elbows with some of the biggest names in golf.  Find out all about Kellie and Allen's separate vacation plans and the intensive gro...

WHO KNEW there was so much passion about bidets??? Kellie asked, “To bidet or not to bidet?” and the podcast family answered! You’ll hear all the reasons why bidets are the must-have accessory for your toilet with a little side of TMI.  Thank you to our podcast sponsor!  Having a personalized nutritionist used to cost big bucks, but not any more with Fay ! Listeners of A Sandwich and Some Lovin’ c...

To bidet or not to bidet? THAT is the question. As maturely as possible, Kellie and Allen discuss her desire for getting a bidet and his reluctance to do so. Then all that maturity goes to hell in a hand basket when Allen shares his ChatGPT history, which includes alternative names for toilets and the most creative ways to say you need to take a poop.  Time is running out if you want to join Allen...

It’s our Father’s Day episode!! Allen is a little rattled from being forced out of his podcast office and his itchy head, but it leads to a story that he wants to add to the list of Kellie’s Ailments. She doesn’t think it qualifies. Allen is highly disturbed by the use of AI to recreate biblical figures — especially our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. With Emma Kelly heading off to college, Kellie...

We have a high school graduate! Emma Kelly graduated from high school and you’ll hear about graduation night. Kellie stumbled across a poll asking people who graduated years ago about their experiences and if they would go back and do it again. This led to some stories about Kellie that Allen never heard before!  Allen and Bad Influence Jeff are heading to Mexico! If you want to tag along on a non...

A lot has happened since Kellie and Allen’s last podcast! Big Al performed a HUGE party foul at Emma Kelly’s graduation party. Kellie interviewed Tom Cruise at a screening of  Mission Impossible  and is still trying to decide whether she bombed or not. Kellie and Allen took a weekend road trip on their Can-Am Ryker and Canyon down to Texas Hill Country to ride the 3 Twisted Sisters. And Allen lear...

On today’s episode Kellie digs into the world of canine nutrition with none other than Dr. Dennis Black, the founder of Ruff Greens.  From veteran to pet health advocate, Dr. Black shares his miraculous backstory behind launching Ruff Greens, the skepticism he faced, and why he believes most dog food is failing our furry companions. Kellie asks the tough questions—like whether any of this stuff re...

Kellie is putting scrambling to put together Emma Kelly’s graduation party doing as much DIY as possible while her mother recovers from surgery. But her best friend since fifth grade Tomi Jean is flying in to save Kellie’s sanity!  After the highly successful #MondaysWithMama, Kellie and Allen are bringing back #TuesdaysTogether! The first one went great, complete with a 3-hour nap…..together!  Al...

Kellie comes flying into the podcast by the seat of her pants after some miscommunication over picking up her cousins from the airport. Meantime, Emma Kelly and her best friend are off to a free concert ahead of the ACM Awards.  Allen reads a backlog of listener emails, including one from an actual member of the Starbucks Knitting Circle Allen loves to eavesdrop. And if you’ve got sleep apnea or a...

It’s the home stretch for Emma Kelly, as she celebrated her senior prom AND received a very prestigious award….which we weren’t really sure was for. But it’s still cool!  Allen noticed something that potentially saved him from becoming a victim of fraud. He’ll share a tip that can hopefully save you from that nightmare.   Allen has entered a tattoo contest that could win him a huge cash prize, but...

Allen kicks off the podcast by listing Kellie’s ailments as a precursor to ……Kellie’s new ailment! Despite the mockery and her pain, Kellie plows through an explanation and shares her fears about the possible cure.  Kellie has admittedly been in quite a funk lately, but Allen breaks the circle of trust and shares her once-in-their-marriage meltdown.  To make it up to Allen, Kellie invited him on a...

Kellie is another year older! So the Chitlin’ Gang lead by their fearless leader Allen, aka Big Sausage, headed to the bluebonnet capital of Texas to take some pretty pictures. It turns out finding those bluebonnets was more difficult than they thought.  After the bluebonnet search, Kellie and Allen raced back home to watch the last couple hours of The Masters. If you were wondering why Rory McIlr...

Kellie finally made a recipe Allen liked so much that he had her share it on the podcast! With his suggested tweaks, of course.  The Wacky Marketing Department has listened and Kellie and Allen responded! Whatever happened to…………….that ugly hat Kellie got on a girls wine trip that Allen hated so much? The dead patch of grass that led to Allen’s BOTA match at Home Depot? Allen’s plates Kellie tried...

Kellie was so terrified by a persistent doorbell ringer that she had her neighbor intervene, only to lead to multiple apologies and humiliation.  Who knew Kellie would be so good at picking the March Madness Bracket, which ultimately led to a new segment called……What are the odds??  Do you believe in an actual Angel of Death? Kellie’s Daddy Boy sure did. But Allen only believes in the Slayer versi...

Emma Kelly won’t start college until late August, but Kellie found out the first parents weekend is the same weekend as Emma Kelly’s birthday! EK’s reaction to that news was not at all what Kellie expected. Will this be her first and/or last parents weekend?  Allen finally gets to a stack of listener mail that leads to talk of toe tubes and Kellie’s poodle panties from Jon Bon Jovi! And a scammer...

Before Kellie and Allen flew off to Mexico for Spring Break, Allen recorded another entry into for Kellie Claps Back. Kellie and Allen share all their adventures in Cancun, which included Allen partying like a rock star with room service and Kellie partying like a rock star to the point she doesn’t remember doing shots. And no, Allen is not allowed to post the pictures. And with Emma Kelly now in...

While the cat’s away, Kellie will play! Kellie flies solo on this episode and dives deep into the celebrity lawsuit that’s consumed her thoughts for the past three months. Kellie will get you all caught up on the Justin Baldoni vs. Blake Lively lawsuit, and share not only why she thinks this will never make it to court, but how Blake will try to save face getting out of it.  Thank you to our podca...

Kellie was invited to speak and a women in tech happy hour, which brought up old memories of lewd radio conventions from 90s.  Kellie and Allen had big hopes for the season finale of  Paradise,  but did it live up to their expectations? While Kellie is excited about  The Traitors  finale this week, she also has some new recommendations for your viewing pleasure. And after the Gabby Petito document...

Kellie wants to do better on TikTok, but not at the risk of her health and safety. The latest TikTok trend could lead to broken feet, which leads to Kellie’s cautionary tale about foot doctors who insist on doing surgery. And that’s leads to Allen sharing his own foot doctor story. It turns out, EVERYONE has a foot story.  A study shows that having close friends could increase your life expectancy...

Kellie is crying tears of joy — and tears of despair because she gets too invested — because she and Allen finally found a series they LOVE and binged 6 episodes in one sitting! And while she’s not known for her cooking skills, Kellie managed to screw up what should have been a simple recipe. Allen manages to eat some of it and is actually very nice about it. Allen gets put on the spot with an imp...

In lieu of Valentine’s Day, Kellie and Allen celebrated their engagement anniversary, only to end up disappointing a table of lovely ladies sitting next to their dinner table.  Allen is on a mission to stop scammers from using his social media photos to dupe women out of money.  If you’re planning to celebrate Valentine’s Day, you’re in a shrinking minority. Kellie shares some interesting Valentin...

Allen takes care of some house-cleaning by answering listener mail that's been piling up. And then -- back by popular demand! -- Ask Allen Anything! And boy, does he!  Questions cover a wide range of topics, from the lighthearted question about Valentine's Day plans to the pain Allen feels over losing Luca Doncic to the Lakers. Allen also answers a question from a listener whose father shared an u...

Allen has been wearing a new hat. A lot. And Kellie has some thoughts. In frustration, Allen asks AI why the Cowboys haven’t been to a championship game in 30 years, and AI has the answers.  It’s time to update their wills, and Kellie is looking for a godmother — or dog mother? — to take Larry should she reach her demise before Allen. Kellie also got to meet Emma Kelly’s new college roommates and...