A Riverdale Flows In You

Ho ho ho, and a Merry Riverdale Christmas to all as we dive into Chapter Twenty-two: Silent Night, Deadly Night! At long last, this show is talking about class, to... mixed success. Join us for discussion of Glamerge Eggs, scooby doo revelations, and a whole lot of absolutely top tier Nana Rose content. CW: brief discussion of lynching and police violence. (Also, I accidentally call Joseph Conway...

Join us for another banger episode as we talk through Chapter Twenty-One: House of the Devil. Topics today include carnal defiance, things that are weird but not a sin, and Betty's absolutely iconic Serpent Dance. Archie even touches a guitar in this one! Twitter: @riverdaleflows  Cohost: @redstatemeat

"This is peak Riverdale. The characters are being gay, spooky shit is happening, crazy things are happening... Cheryl is there. A milf is there." Join us for a very spooooky episode as we discuss Chapter Twenty: Tales From the Darkside. Dang, this show is really good sometimes! Twitter: @riverdaleflows  Cohost: @redstatemeat

Get ready for the high octane thrills of Chapter Nineteen: Death Proof! This week, we discuss: the silliness of the Sugarman, the sluttiest gang leader of all time, and the let-down of Betty's relationship conflicts. We also have a more serious talk about gang politics and the history of policing. It turns out this show is simultaneously very good and very bad. Who'd have thunk it??? CW: continued...

This week, Riverdale D.A.R.E.s to ask... are drugs bad? Join us for Chapter Eighteen: When A Stranger Calls as we watch Jughead navigate some deeply silly Serpent trials, try to figure out whether Taylor Swift's Reputation had any impact on Alice Cooper's fashion (or vice versa), and go on multiple tangents about Heathers: the Musical. Content warning: plotline and discussion of roofies & atte...

Join us for Chapter Seventeen: The Town That Dreaded Sundown as we once again ask the big questions: what's the deal with the Southside? What even is the political climate in Riverdale? WHO IS THIS ARCHIE GUY, ANYWAYS? Let's see if we can find out (or not)! Twitter: @riverdaleflows  Cohost: @redstatemeat

Join us at the $CHOOL OF LIE$ for Chapter Sixteen: The Watcher in the Woods.  Today we discuss Kevin's absolutely baffling cruising plotline for about half the episode, and then discuss the baffling politics of the Southside once again for the other half.  Also, stupid sexy Hiram is there. Twitter: @riverdaleflows  Cohost: @redstatemeat  

Join us at the DEATH DINER as we continue Season 2 with Chapter Fifteen: Nighthawks.  This week, we discuss the fate of Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe, the first appearance of Milf Supreme Penny Peabody, and Archie get a gun!!!!  Grab your milkshakes and settle in! Twitter: @riverdaleflows 

Welcome to Season 2, baby!!! This week, join us as we watch Chapter Fourteen: A Kiss Before Dying and discuss some choice Cheryl moments, the debut of the iconic jingle jangle, and observe a prime example of the show walking the line between being a crime drama and a place where maybe literal magic exists??? Twitter: @riverdaleflows   

After taking a pause in solidarity with the WGA and SAG strikes, we're back with a between-the-seasons look at the classic (?) made-for-TV movie, To Riverdale And Back Again (1990) starring our favorite Archie characters.  Sadly, this movie's greatest crime is being... so, so boring.  Featuring classic 90s movie sex pest behavior, Hiram Lodge villainy, and the infamous Jughead Rap.  Please don't w...

Here we are, at the end of all things... or at the very least, at the end of the first season of RIVERDALE: Season One, Chapter Thirteen: The Sweet Hereafter.  Join us as we discuss: supporting Cheryl Blossom's wrongs once again, the rising levels of literal magic in Riverdale, and boning to Believer by Imagine Dragons. (cw for description and discussion of suicide) Twitter: @riverdaleflows 

Season One, Chapter Twelve: Anatomy of a Murder.  Finally!  After all this time, we discover the STICKY, DARK, DIRTY TRUTH of who killed Jason Blossom!  Join us as we discuss (underwhelming) incest revelations, Jughead's wild horse energies, and any number of the different shows Riverdale could have been. (cw for suicide as a plot point - our discussion of it is relatively brief) Twitter: @riverda...

Riverdale Season One, Chapter Eleven: To Riverdale and Back.  Join us for a bona fide Jughead Whump Episode.  Highlights this week include: ominous daily milkshakes, polyamorist accusations, approximately three seconds of Kevin, and a banger of a Riverdale Pop Montage™. Will you be our date for Homecoming? Twitter: @riverdaleflows

Riverdale: Season One: Chapter Ten: The Lost Weekend.  Let's put on our hats and get weird to celebrate Jughead's secret birthday (shhh!).  Highlights this week include the return of Dark Betty, an incredibly awkward dance-off, a raucous round of Secrets and Sins, and the most sinister rendition of Happy Birthday of all time. Twitter: @riverdaleflows

Riverdale: Season One: Chapter Nine: La Grande Illusion. After our long hiatus due to Han going through academia hell, we're back! Join us for some ThroneGames-level Blossom shenanigans, dark syrup rituals and redhead eugenics, Alice going goblin mode, and a thematically-confused Veronica plotline. Twitter: @riverdaleflows 

Hey! This isn't Riverdale, but it is still Han and Alix, and we still love LOONA . With the possible end of LOONA in sight, we decided to jump back on the wagon for one last spin around the Mobius strip to discuss all the recent news. Talking points today include: our best friend Chuu, the endless bungles of BBC, a multitude of lawsuits, and the future of the girls of the month.   Links: Master th...

Riverdale: Season One: Chapter Eight: The Outsiders: this episode has everything. A baby shower! Child labor(?)! Dilves! Confusing reproductive politics! Val (for one second)! As usual, we spend a longer time thinking about Kevin's interiority than any of the writers of this show ever have. Then we find out which Riverdale character is our soulmate. I tell you, these quizzes are disrespectful some...

This week is Chapter Seven: In a Lonely Place. We discuss what season it is in Riverdale (coats, but also mosquitos?), the sudden appearance of nightclub The Roving Eye, and how Jughead and Archie's dads are Two Guys Who Have A Weird Gay Thing. Some stuff also happens with the mystery this show is about, I guess. Then we talk about Cole Sprouse playing Elden Ring for like five minutes. Middle scho...

Today's episode is Chapter 6: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill! Betty and Jughead continue to investigate a murder, but what's more important is that Archie just HAS to get into the talent show. Hey, what is Riverdale trying to say about race and gender with the Pussycats??? Lots of things, none of them very coherent. We also get introduced to the Sisters of Quiet Mercy, local cult multipurpose room....

You thought there wouldn't be an episode today, but this was an elaborate prank. You CAN actually listen to us talk about Chapter Five: Heart of Darkness! We discuss some iconic funeral outfits, some unrealistic career expectations for teens, and whether or not Cheryl and Veronica want to become girl best friends. Alix also takes Han on a journey into the lesbian Jughead controversy of 2017/2018,...

You already know what it is: Riverdale episode 4, Chapter Four: The Last Picture Show. The Archie and Ms. Grundy stuff finally ends, and we get a good amount of Jughead and Kevin, so things are looking up. Murder still unsolved though, I guess, but who cares when we get to see FP Jones??? Then Han does a Riverdale to Peanuts. Hire us, The CW!!!   Twitter: @riverdaleflows

Come listen to us talk about the Riverdale episode that has haunted us for four years: The Hot Tub Episode, aka Chapter Three: Body Double. The energy of this one is nasty and sticky, and yet somehow also a PSA about feminism? We also read an article about who is "the most daddy character of Riverdale." We can't make any of this up. Who made all of this up??? Twitter: @riverdaleflows

Heyyy! We're back talking about episode 2 of Riverdale season 1, Chapter Two: A Touch of Evil. We spend a lot of time talking about Kevin, who has no personality traits besides "is and." Plus we read an earlier version of the Riverdale pilot script. Is it weirder or less weird than actual Riverdale? YOU DECIDE. Also my favorite character Dr. Curdle is in this one   Twitter: @riverdaleflows

Welcome to the town with pep! We (Alix and Han) talk about the first episode of Riverdale, Chapter One: The River's Edge. We take a quiz to find out which character we are (THE RESULTS WILL SHOCK YOU!! NOT CLICKBAIT!!). We also discuss why we wanted to do this show. Spoilers: because we are INTELLECTUALS. Riverdale is good, actually.  Twitter: @riverdaleflows