A Podcast of Smut and Dragons

Maggie brings another home run from Abby Jimenez, Say You'll Remember Me . Jillian brings the hilarious and heartwarming Princess Floralinda and the Fourty Flight Tower by Tamsyn Muir to get us through the Alecto pause. The girls tell a traumatic story from their college days, Jillian mispronounces the name of the main character in her book A LOT (Its Floralinda, NOT Florinda), and we all agree th...

Welcome to our first Nonsense episode! We will be releasing one of these every other episode for those that love to hear our thoughts on whatever topic. This week: the MILFs discuss Brandon Sanderson’s cosmere, Tamsyn Muir’s genius, how they need to get medicated, and Maggie gets a lesson on furry romances. Leave us a review! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @apodcastofsmutanddragons Maggie: @the...

WE'RE BACK! We had a crazy year, but we are back in the groove!! Maggie brings the delightful, hilarious, and surprisingly topical novel A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking by T. Kingfisher. Jillian did what simply had to be done, finally delving in the the raucous world of Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman . The girls spend some time workshopping their audiobook narrator impressions, make mo...

CONTENT WARNING:  Misophonia (Sorry!) Better late than never! After a series of unfortunate events and technical difficulties, the besties and the baby are back! Jillian brings the delightfully self-aware Tusk Love by Thea Guanzon. Maggie brings a title that has ruined her for other books for the time being, The Knight and the Moth by Rachel Gillig. The girls moonlight as ASMR artists, have M...

CONTENT WARNING:  This episode discusses topics of suicide, murder, supernatural happenings, and witchcraft. Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss.  The besties are back for Halloween (with a baby in tow) and ready to discuss some spooky smut! Maggie brings a delightful murder myste...

CONTENT WARNING:  This episode discusses topics of conversion therapy, heavy gore, child neglect, bugs (and vomiting them), supernatural horror, religious abuse, and death. Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss.  Maggie brings a delightful beach read, Just for the Summer by Abby Jim...

SPOILER WARNING OF THE ENTIRETY OF THE SONG OF ACHILLES BY MADELINE MILLER CONTENT WARNING:  This episode discusses topics of murder, war, and other violent imagery. Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss.  Maggie and Jillian commiserate about their experience reading The Song of Ach...

CONTENT WARNING:  This episode discusses topics of suicide and violent imagery. Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss.  Maggie brings the true Romantasy with a BAD BITCH FMC, Ledge by Stacy McEwan, while Jillian brings the cozy storybook manga with girls just being girls, Witch Hat...

Maggie brings an ENTRY LEVEL monster romance Loch and Key by Lana Ferguson, while Jillian brings NOT entry level monster romance (yes his dick is weird, get into it), Lessons with the Mothman by Katherine Moon The girls are back at the ironing board discussing their family trees full of obnoxious laughs, Maggie does a scottish accent and a sexy boy voice to read her book quotes, they discuss what...

CONTENT WARNING:  This episode discusses topics of sexual assault and non-consent (from a red-flag book don’t worry). Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss.  Maggie brings the cozy Sci-fi series that you can shove right up your—A Psalm for the Wild-Built by Becky Chambers, while Jil...

CONTENT WARNING:  This episode discusses topics of dominant role play, childhood trauma, violence, graphic sex, and mentions of cannibalism. Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss.  Maggie thinks she’s rocking everyone’s socks off with a MMFM-Fae-Scrooge-retelling, A Hunt So Wil...

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Discussion of dubious consent, non-consent, dark romance, monster romance, and other similar topics. Q&A episode! The girlies try their hand at a more free-form episode and go a little wild. They discuss their thanksgiving menus, how they met and fell in love, and how any trope can be valid if you try hard and believe in yourself (except you, cheating trope. you know what you...

CONTENT WARNING:  This episode discusses topics of alcoholism, monster sex, knotting, and slight dubious consent. Please check the content warnings on this book before reading it so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss.  Jillian and Maggie review the brand new minotaur romance that’s surprisingly high fantasy: Bull Moon Rising by Ruby Dixon (autho...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode discusses topics of stalking, motor vehicle accident, murder, brief mention of suicide, and dubious consent. Please check the content warnings on these two books before reading them so you are aware of other things included in them that we didn't explicitly discuss. Maggie recommends the sweet, autumn, mood read, Hex Appeal by Kate Johnson. While Jillian fully sp...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode discusses topics of stalking, murder, dubious consent, a monster haunting a girl’s mind, blood play, knife play, and a poly romance. Please check the content warnings on these two books before reading them so you are aware of other things included in them that we didn't explicitly discuss. Jillian recommends the steamy MMFM billionaire romance, Perfect Fit by Sad...

CONTENT WARNING: In this episode we discuss dark stalker romance, dubious consent, knife play, blood, dead bodies, violence, and being stranded in deepspace. Please check the content warnings on these two books before reading them so you are aware of other things included in them that we didn't explicitly discuss. Happy Spooky Season! Jillian brings the dark, creepy, and YUMMY Lights Out by Navess...

Jillian brings the primal yet sweet Howl for the Gargoyle by Kathryn Moon, while Maggie brings the cozy yet spooky Ladybirds by R. Raeta. The girlies talk about Matt Damon and Ben Affleck’s super close friendship (which could mean nothing), Maggie sings “Roslyn” from the Twilight soundtrack, and if any hot sexy ghosts wanna contact us, do it in a non-alarming way. Leave us a review! Follow us on I...

Content Warning: SPOILERS, murder, serial killers, gross food, dead bodies art Today the girlies are discussing Leather and Lark by Brynne Weaver. FULL SPOILERS (you have been warned) Maggie misunderstands Chappel Roan, Jillian wants Downton Abbey to stop bleeding Dame Maggie Smith dry. When they are actually on topic, the MILFs discuss all things hot Irish serial killers, how they actually COULD...

Content Warning: Kidnapping, age-gap romance, murder, serial killers, knife play, drugging, syringes, dead bodies, alcohol use during episode Maggie brings the toxic reverse harem Peter Pan retelling, The Never King by Nikki St. Crowe, and Jillian rounds out Season 3 Part 1 with serial killer romance, Marrow by Trisha Wolfe and Brynne Weaver. Maggie gets a little too in her cups, Jillian gets a wi...

Jillian brings the short and very sweet demon romance SET IN THE 80S, Maneater by Emily Antoinette, while Maggie brings an author with that DOG in 'em, The Nanny by Lana Ferguson. The girlies express strong opinions on classic literature (again), let you know all about how fathers make us feel, and THE 80S. Leave us a review! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @apodcastofsmutanddragons Maggie: @the...

Jillian brings the fun and flirty monster reverse harem, Lady of Rooksgrave Manor by Kathryn Moon, while Maggie brings the sexy and pining second-chance romance, Full Moon Over Freedom by Angelina M. Lopez. The girlies discuss autistic humor, the masterpiece of Dropout TV, classic literature (and how it's bad), and Maggie identifies a key pet name that will bring her right out of a spicy book. Lea...

Welcome to the Mother's Day Episode! And happy mother's day to all you fellow Moms out there! Maggie brings the very cozy(?), fairytale murder-mystery, Death of a Fairy Tale by Emily Fluke. Summer brings the sickeningly sweet but hot hot HOT, Mantras and Minotaurs by Ashley Bennett. And, last but not least, Jillian brings the double-d*cked yet surprisingly emotional, Hoarded by the Dragon by Lilli...

Maggie brings the very British, age-gap romance, Unfurl, by Elodie Hart while Jillian brings the sensational, fantastical, only cis-man we've recommended because his writing's perfect, Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson. The girlies get into A LOT of Bridgerton discussions, how you can pinpoint a person from England, autistic active listening, and there’s a little bit of thunderstorm am...

Special guest, Daniel Alexander, joins the girlies and brings five star read (in a bad way) Zodiac Academy by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti . Maggie recommends the romantasy The Heartless Hunter by Kristen Ciccarelli. And then Jillian brings a book that is objectively good (for once) Uprooted by Naomi Novik . The trio talks about our lord and savior Brandon Sanderson for like 20 minutes, re...

Maggie reviews the Omegaverse-coded, Bride by Ali Hazelwood, while Jillian brings the cozy monster sapphic romance, Romancing the Gorgon , by Tallie Rose The girlies discuss the original short king, the Gilear plushie has some unfortunate words, Jillian pisses Maggie off with a bunch of bad puns, and Maggie gets an ovipositing lesson. Leave us a review! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @apodcasto...