A Muggle’s P.O.V.

we talk about stuff. im so done with writing descriptions, this is all im gonna give y'all. hope y'all enjoy.

We talk about quidditch. a lot. thats pretty much it. ummm... i don't know. theres a lot of reading, and this is like our first chill episode so... yeah? enjoy this chill ep., i guess.

⚠️WARNING⚠️ THIS EPISODE IS VERY LOUD, TURN DOWN YOUR HEADPHONES!! ⚠️WARNING⚠️ Hiya! This is our record for shortest ep. yet! i mean, im not sure if that's something to celebrate, but sure, we can! if you are not in the mood for like ten minutes of pure craziness and screaming and very odd voices that i made up on the spot (which are really silly and make no sense) then please don't listen! we are...

We do kiss maRy curse And stuff. we are super distrActed and Stuff so yeaH. hopE you enjoy this epiSode aNd stuff. see you sOon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And stUff. im too laZy to edit it so. therEs a wHole lot Of silEnce. alSo sorry aBouT All thE capitalization issueS that wAs opAl. and Me. YUp. SO YEAh. seE Ya SOoN. And stuff.

we talk about hermioneeee and truthy pore our our deepest and darkestes feelings about hermoionee and tell abute what she dose in all the books and have some intruptions whith pearl having to go get some water. hope you enjoy bieeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'!!!!!!!!!!!'!!!!!!!'!!!!!!!! see ya

we distatingley talk about ronaleled weassly. and get super hot becise its a millon degeres outsid!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (by the way this was written by Opal😬). Translated out of Opalish, this is the description: We distractedly talk about Ronald Weasley and get super hot because it's a million degrees outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi! We talk about the Chosen One... and stuff. Bye-bye!!

This is our Valentine's Day special, even though we never say that in the episode. Hope you enjoy!! Same thing as the last time, we take two names and someone comes up with a date scene, then we create a story about those two characters. Thanks for listening!! See you SOOOOOON!!!!

We talk about what professions some of the characters got, including Ginny, Luna, and Neville!! Hope you enjoy!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!! Got you Opal!!!

We review the sixth book in the HP series. Spoiler warning, though if you haven't read the sixth book, then you should not be listening to this podcast. We know it's been ages since we did our last book review, and we hope you're as excited as we are to hear it!! Hope you enjoy!!! SOOOOOOON!!!!! Muahahahaha Opal, I got you again!!!

We... do stuff. You know the drill by now. We have some bloopers for you, ya!!!! So... ummm... I guess laugh your head off? Have fun laughing so hard you cry (hopefully🤞)!!!! See ya!!! (Sooooon)

In this episode we will talk about the BEST HOUSE EVER (in Pearl's opinion)/the second best house (in Opal's opinion)!!!!! We talk about the traits of this wonderful house, along with the fact that the movies are LYING about the Ravenclaw colors!!! THEY ARE BLUE AND BRONZE PEOPLE, BLUE AND BRONZE!!!!!!!! NOT BLUE AND SILVER, SILVER IS ALREADY TAKEN!!!!! Along with the fact that the emblem for the...

In this episode we will talk about Hufflepuff, the BEST HOUSE EVER (in Opal's opinion)/the second best house ever (in Pearl's opinion)!!!! We also make an Alternate Universe (AU) fanfic about Cedric Diggory not dying!!! Hope you enjoy, BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤🦡💛🖤

In this very funny episode, we will say what we would change in the Harry Potter series and why. We also talk about the twenty three people Harry's killed and how he is a criminal!!! Happy Winter/Happy Solstice/Happy Chanukah/Happy Kwanzaa(sorry if I spelled it wrong)/Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate/Merry Christmas!!!!! WHEW!! That was a lot!! Anyway, hope you have an amazing winter!!!💙🕎🎄✨❄️☃️🌨️...

Merry Christmas!! Since it is the most wonderful time of the year, we decided to kill our voices singing Harry and the Potters Christmas carols!!! We also do a fun game in the end, but I won't spoil that for you!! It's very hilarious, so prepare to lose your breath!!! 🥹🤣 Thank you for listening and Happy Holidays!!! 🕎🎄♥️💚💙🐍🦡🦅🦁🪄🧑🏻‍🎄🤶🏼

In this episode we have some amazing surprise news!!! Listen to the episode to find out what it is!!!!! Also, we talk about the 20th Anniversary Return to Hogwarts movie, which is a behind the scenes documentary about the making of Harry Potter (its really good go watch it). There are many surprising, funny, and sweet elements to it and we both loved it!!!! Thank you all for listening to our podca...

In this episode, we take a bunch of Harry Potter quiz's. Though it eventually works, we had many technical difficulties and have to count to ten A LOT. We are so sorry for the inefficiency. Hope you enjoy, BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

In this episode we say we will read you knock knock jokes, but actually we just read some more jokes. After we do that for about six minutes, we talk about how Harry Potter has become a cliche, and what movie we're going to watch at a Harry Potter birthday sleepover we're having this weekend (hopefully #5!!!). Then we talk about our strange ideas about the fifth movie, including that Lucious is a...

In this episode we will tell you some funny (and not so funny) Harry Potter jokes!!!!! We hope you enjoy!!!! BYE!!!!!!! ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ some of these jokes are THE MOST CRINGE THINGS YOU WILL EVER HEAR so if you ABSOLUTELY HATE those kind of jokes, please please please do not listen for we don’t anyone to stop listening to our podcast because of one episode. Thank you all so much!!!!

In this episode, we will follow instructions from the Book Of Wizard Craft (credit to the Wizard for writing it, without this amazing book this episode would never have happened) to read each others futures!! It is a very fun episode and we encourage you to follow our instructions and do it with a friend!!!! Listen on for more about our futures!!!! Also, we now have a poll on the last episode so p...

In this episode both Pearl and Opal almost vomit from the disgusting flavors. You may play along, though we don’t recommend it unless you are absolutely sure you want to torture your mouth and stomach. Thank you all so incredibly much for listening to us suffer and gag and spit!!!!! We hope you enjoy this disgusting episode!!!!!!!!!!!! *ALERT!! CONTENT WARNING!!!!!!!!* We mention the “Loo Drum” (t...

In this episode one of us will make up a date scene for characters, while the other pulls two names from a bowl without telling the scene-maker. Then, we come up with something that will happen to them. This episode has some very strange and funny couples in it and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did!!!!! BOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Audio warning! tuen down the volume!* We hope you enjoy the second episode of bloopers!!! We cried a lot when we previewed this, and we hope you do too!!! There is no blooper sound for this episode, there were too many, and we did not want to have to add it in so many time!!! Thanks for listening, and sorry we took such a long hiatus from the podcast. We were on two separate trips and neither of...

Join the wonderfully amazing sisters, Pearl and Opal Black on this insanely wild ride as we attempt to talk about the ships in Harry Potter!! Hopefully this is an as successful episode in the fun department as it was for the creators!!!! We are sorry if we are silent for long periods of time or sound wrong when we are chewing and talking!!!! We had nothing on script for this episode so that’s some...

In this episode, we will voice-act some main-ish characters in the Half-Blood Prince and the Order of the Phoenix, including Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Luna Lovegood, Harry James Potter, Hermione Jean Granger, Ron Arthur Weasley, Ginevra Molly Weasley, Neville Frank Longbottom, and Dolores No-Heart Jane Umbridge. We hope you enjoy this very cringey episode, BOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...