A Lot On Your Plate

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're celebrating after winning our Scottish podcast award 🥹 Thank you so much to everyone who voted and supported us, we genuinely couldn't have done it without you lovely lot!! We also catch up on life lately, from Barcelona hen dos, spa days and Glasgow food spots to health updates and all the little things we've been up to. Then we get into your dilemmas... includin...

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're getting into all things weddings, hen dos and the huge expectations (and costs!) that come with them. From expensive destination celebrations and bridesmaid pressure to family drama and the rise of the bridezilla, we're sharing our honest thoughts on whether modern weddings have all become a bit too much 👀 We also share some of our favourite money-saving tips for...

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're catching up on everything that's been going on lately, including an update on Jess' police investigation, her trip to Donegal and some recent food spots we've been loving. We also chat anniversaries, Zoe's teeth journey and a show she's been desperate to see for ages. Then we get into a big conversation about family relationships, in-laws, grandparents and the expe...

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're catching up after a very eventful few days, including an incident that left Jess shaken up. We also get into celebrity gossip, social media trends and why we're officially campaigning to bring back WAG culture! Plus, we dive into your dilemmas, including friendship fallouts, wedding expectations and whether modern hen dos have gone completely over the top. Got a st...

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re recapping our Wellness Spread event and sharing some of our favourite moments from the day, plus a few weekend updates and local recommendations. We also chat first birthday gift ideas, what we’ve been watching lately and answer your dilemmas. From hen do dramas to in-law boundaries, swinging stories and a boy best friend situation that took years to unfold… 👀 Got...

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week Zoe joins us with her first hangover of the year…  We’re sharing our latest food finds, beauty favourites and some upcoming travel plans. We also get into some hilarious videos we’ve seen on TikTok recently before diving into your dilemmas. From a best friend and maid of honour disappearing without explanation to relationships ending without closure, we’re chatting...

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re catching up after Jess’ holidays, from a girly trip to Barcelona to her first-ever all-inclusive family holiday in Zante ☀️ We share our favourite spots and travel highlights before chatting about Zoe’s exciting new business launch and what we’ve been watching lately. Plus, inspired by a TikTok trend, we reveal our top five horror stories and pet peeves 😭 before h...

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re sharing some recent Glasgow favourites and hearing all about Jess’ child-free, feral night out. We chat bars, restaurants, travel prep and the struggle of packing light, before getting into what we’ve been watching lately and some relationship dilemmas from you guys. From cheating and social media boundaries to one very messy swinger story… this episode has a bit o...

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we asked you to send in your craziest ex stories… We’re talking stalking, petty revenge, social media drama and toxic behaviour, plus the big question… have you ever been the crazy ex? 👀 We’re also discussing what’s been a lot on our plate including holiday plans, airport stress and a career dilemma from a listener feeling stuck at work. Got a story or dilemma you’d lik...

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re sharing some very exciting news about our upcoming events, including the return of Wellness Spread at a brand new venue… We’re also catching up on life lately, from chilled weekends and family celebrations to a busy few days in London, with loads of recommendations to share. Plus we get into what we’ve been watching, upcoming concerts, and of course your stories… i...

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re catching up after our lovely trip away to Islay. We also chat about some exciting new openings coming soon to Scotland, before getting into a big conversation about cheating, relationships and what really crosses the line. We discuss whether an emotional connection is worse than a drunken shag, and read some of your stories, from micro-cheating to catching your par...

Hey piggies 🐷💖 We’re having a big catch-up this week, starting with Jess’ reflections on the first year of motherhood and learning to romanticise the little things in life. We also get into what we’ve been watching lately, plus our thoughts on the influencer Olympics that is Coachella. Then we dive into your stories… including a follow-up on the office affair and one of the wildest toxic ex situ...

Anyone else obsessed with space right now? We’re starting things off with some chat on moon missions, astronauts, aliens and all the terrifying unknowns of space, plus a few life updates including a very exciting milestone for Jenson 🥹 Then we get into your dilemmas… including a long-term workplace affair, being cut from a best friend’s wedding, and an awful first date 👀 Got a story or dilemma y...

One of our juiciest episodes yet… is it possible to have a casual shag with no feelings? 👀 We asked you to send in your stories and my god, you did not disappoint. We’re talking one night stands, situationships, threesomes, affairs, even getting paid to go on dates. We get into the reality of it all… how do you detach feelings? What do these arrangements look like? And do you genuinely enjoy casu...

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re kicking off with a proper catch-up - everything we’ve been up to from workouts to dinners and planning ahead for summer.  Then we get into the big debate… who should pay on a first date? Do you split the bill? Would you offer a round of drinks? Would you expect your taxi paid for? We share your opinions as well our takes on first date etiquette.  Of cours...

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re giving you the rundown of everywhere we’re loving in Glasgow at the moment - bars, restaurants, cafes and bakeries.  We run through the rest of Zoe’s 30 before 30 list and share our thoughts on The Manosphere documentary before finishing with some classic listener dilemmas. Got a story or dilemma you’d like to share? Pop us a DM on socials or email contact@alo...

We’re finally back… and this time we’re back for good! No more season breaks, just brand new episodes every single Tuesday from now on 🐷💖 This week we’re catching up on everything that’s been happening while we’ve been away… and there’s a lot to talk about. Zoe shares all the details from her mega three week trip to Sydney and Singapore, plus an update on her 30 Before 30. Jess chats about quitt...

It’s the Season 6 finale, piggies! 🐷💖 This week is a big cosy catch-up. Jess is currently moving house and got her first period in 18 months 😭 We chat hormones, pregnancy resets, and how the Oura Ring predicted her cycle before she even knew. We’re also sharing our recent food favourites, upcoming festive plans, and where we’re shopping - especially for vintage furniture. Zoe gives her full Lon...

This week we’re sharing everything on our Black Friday wishlists - plus all the bits you guys have your eyes on too 👀 We’re chatting top tips for finding the best deals, what’s actually worth buying, and our fave gadgets and home bits you can get for a steal. And of course… we’re rounding things off with your stories and dilemmas! ✨ PS: Next week is our last episode of the season - so if you’ve...

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we've got some juicyyyy listener stories - from an office fling that turned serious, to long-distance sexting, friends stuck in bad relationships and sneaky links 👀 We’re also catching up on all the latest openings in Glasgow, Edinburgh & Manchester - from dinner spots to new shops and bakeries. Don't forget, you can sign up to Patreon for an extra episode every wee...

This week Zoe spills all the details on her breast reduction - from the hospital menu to post-surgery bloat, recovery, and deciding whether to keep your pants on under your hospital gown 👀 We’re also chatting about the scarily real AI videos Jess’ mum keeps falling for, plus some local food recs - including Jess’ mind-blowingly good night at Crossbasket Castle. And it’s a wiiiild one for listener...

This week we’re giving you the run down of our recent makeup & beauty faves plus some lovely PR gifts. Jess also shares some big news... Then it’s time for some juuuuicy dilemmas & stories!! From sexting while doing the school run, to sleeping with your manager and all the drama that comes with work flings… especially with Christmas nights out on the way 👀 We’re also talking about keeping...

This week we’re catching up on Jess’s 35th birthday, Zoe’s trip to Lisbon, and a very unfortunate shopping incident 😬 We’ve also got plenty of foodie recs from Copenhagen, Lisbon and Glasgow - think rooftops, sushi, tacos and must-try Italian spots. As always we're finishing up by diving into some juicy listener stories including one night stands, dating dilemmas, and how to meet people in real l...

We are  sooo  excited to be joined by the ultimate GLOW UP GIRL, Izzy Utterson 💍✨ In this episode, Izzy chats all about her dreamy engagement (we’re obsessed 😭), wellness, self-love, friendships, and navigating grief with so much grace and honesty. We also get into her London recs (get your notes app ready 🫶🏻) and of course her ride or die beauty products!! And remember you can...

This week we’re coming to you from London baby! 🇬🇧 Recorded from the Apple Podcast Studio, we’re giving you our London recs and the low down on our hotel toilet that washes your bum and vulva 🙃 Zoe fills us in on her trip to the South of France, and we get into the world of kinks after Jess finds a girl making money from farting online 💨 Plus, we’ve got dating dilemmas - would you date someone w...