A Little Chaotic

Yes you read that right! We are back from vacation so self imposed hiatus and are basically committed to keeping this going! I kid. We are here this week to catch up on what we have missed in the last two months and get back to our usual shenanigans. We missed the 6 of you that regularly tune in and we can wait to come back semi regularly. Love you. 🥰🥰🥰

This week is a bucket of mush. Much like the salami sandwich (hold the onions). Tune and tune out the noise of the week. Love you, mean it.

Happy Halloween dolls!! It’s always the best when it falls on a weekend. Especially when the weather is treating us so well! This week we dive into some amazing fashion with impeccable coordination, mediocre acting, Krissy J (of course), a bush thong, Jeff’s local gays around the world, and more! Put on something slutty and grab that vino babes! 🥂

This week Jeff tells Khloe about his concerns, we do a little pop culture round up, get into some daily musings and get into random school scandals! Love y’all!

Hey there babes! This week we discuss a new career of couch flipping, the government shutting down again, some past and present Kardashian tv (naturally), and some more ramblings. Do you all read these descriptions? Sound off in the comments! 🧤🎶✨🏔️🕺🍷

Baby dolls, we are so happy to be back with you weekly. This week we get into Steph’s favorite show that Jeff is now into, a thirsty Ray J, Mariah’s new album, a ghost from summer’s past and more! Get your vino and hops ready bb.

We’re back baby! Hello dolls we have missed you! This week we recap our fun filled long weekend in the mile high city! It was so good to see each other and for Steph to show Jeff around properly. We won’t spoil anything, just grab a glass and get your code ready to get up that elevator! 🍷🔢💋

This week we talk how AI wants your info, and not just a Snapchat filter! Labubu’s are terrifyingly flying onto designer bags and beyond. Jeff gets to check off a bucket list item! A year from now. And we get back on our bullshit with talking about at least one Kardashian Koncept. Grab your favorite vino or make a michelada real quick! Smooches!!💋

Hello and happy end of July from my neighbor who love fireworks! We are so happy to be back with you all and Jeff and fully recovered from Kill/Fuck/Marry. Almost. This week we discuss our “President’s” war du jour, some things I love to hate, some things Jeff loves to love, Nothing Kardashian (shockingly), and just low long some bird will make it in prison. You know, light talk. Snuggle up with y...

Hello all! We are back with a bunch of topics to talk about this week. We always have a Kardashian to discuss and this week is Kimmy and her need to Klear up a rumor. We also get into some nepo babies, why love island is a thing, queer baiting, lilbiebs’ news album, and Jeff plays a classic game! We missed you! Snuggle up and have some vino with us. 💋🥂

Hello dolls! This is a messy(ish) one as we dive into the long weekend. Happy Birthday, America! You look ok for your age. This week we talk our respective parades, Jeff’s new favorite band that’s coming back for round 2, a couple of cowards who deserve life in prison, Kris’s second out of 3 faces, and a few more things to get us through the short week! Stay safe out there and remember we love you...

Hello dolls! This week we continue down this simulation we call a world we live in. We start with the inevitable WWIII we thought us as millennials we (hopefully) avoid in our lifetime, go onto the wrap up of the Diddy trial that he DEFINITELY didn’t see coming in his lifetime, Katy’s continued downfall, Venice being the ultimate haters still and so much more. As always, pop some vino and join us!...

This week we tackle a myriad of items as we get into the summer! We talk Mariah’s video and questionable cameos, whether people would give up a room for her, how we are both walking in our PRIDE parades, a sad parade, some sad sex, and so much more! Oh and the audio goes out. I don’t known why!!! I blame the 5 year old iPad 🫥 love you doves!!!!

Hello dolls!! Please welcome our first guest, and probably reoccurring guest, Tanya!! She is a dear old ( by year only) friend of us both who we love. This week we get to know her and how she came into our lives. We hope she comes back to continue to share stories about past, present and anything she wants! Cheers to the HOT weekend ahead!

Hello doves! We are enjoying shoving a bunch of ideas in one episode so stop us if you can’t keep up! This week we talk just how chaotic the summer is getting, PRIDE month is finally here, Taylor got her masters (not degree), and we talk what jobs would fit our lovely personalities. This is a first parter because I think we really have something going there. Happy weekend, my turtle doves!

This week we dive into just the tip of what happened over the long weekend, but mostly Overcompensating. Jeff schools us in acetaminophen, Steph listens and we cheer with some bubbly. It’s a cocktail of chaos!

Hello again! And we are back. This week Steph informs us that she is fully off the market, Jeff is still looking (but narrowing down his options), he tells us his THRILLING concert experience. We discuss Kim’s trial and absurd top billing and get into Cassie’s bravery. Listen as we introduce $napz and Snapped as well!! Happy long weekend too! 🥂🍻

We really need to get back to our Saturday mornings now that it’s officially nice out! Hello, you. We’re glad to see you back here! This week we are discussing fashions biggest night, Jockey’s biggest day, how music can really push the emotions of a scene, and we inch closer to Bourbon Street’s debut of Gimme More. Settle in with Steph on her long weekend. She’s already popped her bubbly! 🥂

Hello again from a Tuesday evening! We promise not to make this a habit 😉. How is it already May?? We are welcoming the nice weather discussing Luigi’s not guilty plea and the inevitable trial that is to come. Kimmy will head to Paris to testify in her robbery trial from almost a decade ago. We continue down our rabbit hole of Katya and her delusional tour. And Steph finally floats on a Khloud! G...

Hello from a Tuesday evening catch up as Steph is in the car cosplaying dive mom! This week we hear all about Jeff’s birthday and how it ended in a BANG 💥 not a whimper. Unlike the effect of the gals up in space and the second coming of Fyre Fest. We also pay (a little) homage to the Pope and hear all about the newest Kardash venture. Ears up and cheers!! 🥂

Get Jeffed up with our first annual Jeffisode! Tomorrow is our boy’s birthday so this episode is decided to him! We are Jeffinitely excited to talk about him and what makes him tick. Join us this week as we sim and talk Britney trivia, Aries traits, Jeff’s goals for this upcoming year and some sultry summer plans. Happy birthday Jeff!! We love you. 🥂🤍✨♈️

Welcome to our first double dose episode where things go slightly off the rails. Again, this is why you don’t wake up and drink! Join us again as we continue to drink and talk how Oprah is decades past menopause, but still thinks we need her opinion, how to cut someone out, and our first of MANY times we will discuss the entity that is Mariah. Cheers to a beautiful weekend! 🥂

Dive in with us on this early morning chat as Jeff gushes over the current Secretary of Defense for a hot second, we go over a murderer and her denial of freedom, multiple celebrity conspiracies, and Steph’s 1.5 minutes on another podcast! Sometimes bubbles before breakfast isn’t always a bad thing. And neither is doing 4% of the research, just ask the group chat! Cheers to Spring! 🌷💐

Listen in as we get derailed as we talk George Foreman naming all his sons George Foreman, Kimmy K (allegedly) filling for sole custody of her kids, our own insurance grievances, and how ticket prices have gotten way out of control. We didn’t even get to the topics we wanted to. Maybe next week! Comment below if you agree or have anything you want us to drink and rant about when Courtney gets back...

This week we are all over the place talking about our cities parades, more fashion shake ups, Kimmy K trying to use her MAGA power and not succeeding, and our continual personal growth. As well as these tarries trying to make us sober! And of course we keep up with Jeff’s first draft to Luigi. Episode 6 is out now!!