A League of Inches Podcast

In this episode, a best friend, Proximo (a god-like emperor) lovingly reverse-cowgirled his dead grandma. (IYKYK)  We do all the usual bullshit this week, but this episode sparkles and shines because of the premiere of this season's new hit game show!  Come for the shitty game recaps, STAY for Wil uncomfortably answering intimate questions about his leaguemate!  This is a public episode. If y...

Welp, here we go again. Another show that needs to be summarized. Here's a summary for you: THIS SHOW SUCKS ASS! Don't listen, dumbass! In today's show, Wil does NOT complain, but Keith complains for him. HOKARR tries to reign supreme this week, but Keith  scoffs and says, "Hold my Dr Pepper, bitch!"   This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other...

In another episode of this absolute shitshow of a podcast, the boys explore the "weak" that was. They talk about how well-hung Keith is and how he is destined to win the league with his brand of unstoppable big dick energy. Other teams are probably mentioned, not sure, we only actually care about the one. 69! Dicksman! GUSHERS! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this...

In an episode the length of which even Christopher Nolan would cringe at, the boys discuss an absolutely EPIC 2023 NYC Draft! We interview Brian, Tim, Eric, Jordan, and Will! An appearance by Jedidiah Magaro happens! There is absofuckinglutely no reason that you should sit and listen to this 146 minutes of content, but YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss th...

The league may be on Spring Break, but that doesn't mean that you still don't get a report card. Your favorite commish and his audio sidekick wax nostalgic about the year that was, handing out grades for anything and everything they feel like grading. If you're lucky, you may earn a coveted F+! Suck it, Tim!  This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other sub...

In a very special offseason episode, the boys discuss all kinds of random garbage in desperate (but ultimately futile) hopes of being noticed and praised for their alleged broadcast acumen. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In the merciful end to the worst, most futile season in podcasting history, the guys interview Proximo, talk about 2022's highlights, and discuss penile frostbite and wind dick. Cheers, and see you in August, bitches! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In this painful to listen to episode, Keith plays an uncomfortable Xmas clip from Bill Belter Jr and Proximo. Will with Two Ls was so happy back then.  RIP. #29WingSalute This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In their latest homage to broadcast amateurism, two pathetic playoff-losing cuck hosts wax nostalgic about back where their teams didn't suck donkey balls. Names. Bags of Dicks. FEET.  Let's go, Proximo! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In this smoldering piece of garbage, the boys chat about playoffs, HOT SIDE ACTION, butt stuff, and much more. Sorry no pod next week, as Keith travels to Ha-BYE-ii. Suck it, Tim! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In this absolutely 100% Certified TIGHT episode, the boys talk Calendar Bowl, Playoffs, genital mutilation, and take a visit to South Beach with Proximo and WWWWWWWWWwillLLLL. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In an extremely brief 95-minute episode, the guys chat about mostly fantasy football, including the playoff picture, which is totally set, but not really. Cloaca are discussed in greater depth than ever before on the pod. The Rise of HOKARR and The Fall of MMMMBop are also examined. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes,...

In this instant classic holiday episode, we discuss a lead change in ALOI, the trade frenzy, HOKARR's big dick energy, and all the issues confronting the league at the trade deadline. Tell 'em the BONE sent ya! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In this incredible gift to the world, the guys talk name changes, trades, dicksman prowess, and much more. Strap on...ERRR IN for another 90+ minutes of noise. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In the longest episode in the HISTORY of ALOI, the guys explore way too much shit to summarize in this little paragraph. But get on board for a surprise interview, a  surprise game, and then a bunch of other usual garbage! You DO NOT want to miss this episode! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.s...

In this ep, the boys describe how Peter's team is maddeningly good, why teams have reached their make-or-break moments coming up in week 9, and point out that Proximo has lost 3 straight. Also: Keith almost came back from down 100+ and lost on Monday night, by ONE POINT, in case you hadn't heard. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get ac...

The guys discuss Renee F's incarceration, Keith's awkward (non)confirmation, and occasionally discuss fantasy football in this riveting review of Week 7! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In another riveting episode, the boys discuss who the biggest bitch is (it's Wil), break. down the tightest butthole game of all time, and just generally waste 100 non-refundable minutes of your life. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In this super-sized episode, the guys discuss Prox's drama, all the league action, meet a new league front office guru, give out tons of awards, and stroke Bonerack's massive ego. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In another landmark episode, Proximo gargles extra protein after being high point scorer for a second week. A bunch of other fantasy talk, ensues, but listen for the protein gargle. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In an episode that only barely discusses fantasy football, the guys discuss Bill's legacy, Proximo's Week 3 dominance, and the rise of Bonerack Slamcock. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

Another pulse-pounding mix of THRILLING Game recaps, TWIFF, a new segment! The guys debate who is most likely to become a model at the end of the season. Holy shit, hold onto your balls, boys, this is a thrill ride! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

The guys take a look back at the first week of ALOI, welcome a new sponsor, jump in the wayback machine to ALOI 2013, and crown a new Kicker of the Week. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In the season premiere, the guys discuss the draft, the Yahoo! AI, and play all the tape collected in Wooster on Labor Day Weekend 2022! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In this podcast, Keith interviews Brian Swarts and John Brauer, the people behind the wildly inventive basketball fantasy game, "The Scoonies" in its current incarnation. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com