A League of Inches Podcast

The playoff race heats up as the boys discuss historic shitouts, a string of squeakers that would make anyone's butthole tight, who's gonna do the combine, who's riding high, who's sinking low. Also. we discuss The Alliance meetup in Chicago, three-ways, thruples, incest, and MORE!! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access...

In this super-sized episode, probably the longest in league history, the guys do all the stuff they normally do, but at half-speed, just to fuck with you guys who listen to us at 1.5x or 2x! 3 teams have sold, so we have 9 teams vying for 7 spots...ANYTHING can happen! (As evidenced by the fact that TIM WON, guys! 😱 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscriber...

In an election day spectacular, the guys discuss everything you need to know about the ALOI elections!  Beyond that, it's more of the same shit you always know and love!  Our polls are closing soon! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In their triumphant return from bye week, Keith & Wil will absolutely rock your crotch to its core. This show is a tour de force, reminding you of why our 12-person league has its own podcast to begin with. (The only league anyone knows of that has its own pod, SON!) So grab your favorite beverage, turn the speakers up to 69, and let the sounds of ALOI wash over you like hot hot [bodily fluids...

During this complete waste of everyone's time, Keith drops a couple surprises on the league, we find out Will with two Ells dislikes fellatio (though we don't know if it's giving, receiving, or both that he dislikes), and we take a quick 100-minute spin around the league.  This podcast not suitable for sub-.500 listeners. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this w...

As the guys bracket the BEST (Wil) and WORST(Keith) scores of the week, they do the thing they always enjoy doing--talking until you guys fall asleep. A new segment debuts among the classics, though, and the guys also use a trip to the Timmyverse to pontificate over a hip-hop classic! Do butt stuff to the pod, or just oil yourself up and jump on the silk sheets, because these guys always bring it!...

In what at first looks like another week of the same old garbage, the boys take a detour into the Timmyverse that leads them to the ancient art of...haiku? Come for the anti-Tim stuff, stay for HOKARR staying competitive.  Celebrate Proximo's first win. Mock Shamrock Slamcock's big loss! Or don't. We don't need you, we get 96 downloads a week, son! This is a public episode. If...

We are finally in the groove with this podcasting thing in Season 4! Commissioner Wil always brings it! Keith is finally done with his vacationing, and you get both barrels of his bullshit in this meandering 105-minute garbagegasm! Explore the Timmyverse, catch a wave, pick up an historic free agent! Eat a bag of unsalted, hickory-smoked buttholes! NOTE: ALOI Podcast is for external use only! Ask...

Keith revels in his league-topping performance, because at least it happened in this down year for him. The league gets some GREAT news in real life. Injuries DEVASTATE at least two teams on the eastern seaboard. Keith and Eric reunite in person. Jebediah Magaro + Kresimir==MAGIC. The podcast is back in full swing! Love it or fuck yourself. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss th...

Another season begins, and the standings are flipped upside-down from the end of last season! Name changes! HOKARR staying competitive! KICKING RULES! Even Tim weighs in from the Timmyverse! 2024 season has begun--get on board! #AllianceIsStrong This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

In the season premiere , the boys kick off some rust and get their feet wet. There's an underwhelming discussion of budgets, keepers and rules. *YAWN* BUT we do get off a lot of Tim blasts. HI, TIM! 😘 It's a short one, leading to speculation, which will finish first, this pod, or Proximo? Welcome back, football. Welcome back, bitches! This is a public episode. If you would like to discu...

It's the end of the year as we know it, and this podcast is fucking FINE, bitches! Come for the Interview of a Champion, STAY for the Belter Trophy Award...and MORE? Happy offseason, bitches! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

As the holiday season consumes our podcast hosts into barely producing an episode, Owl Cup rivals Proximo and Will with 2 Ls square off in the first ever league roundtable interview, on the eve of the beginning of the Championship Game! DJ Nora cranks out sick fledgling beats. Trivia: at just under 48 minutes, this is the shortest episode in podcast history! Suck on that, Tim! This is a public epi...

Tight buttholes. Loose buttholes. Extremely messy buttholes. Tidy, bleached buttholes. We have it ALL on this episode of the pod! Now with 1000% more Fuller! Show note: listen for Keith and Wil's unplanned synchronized WOO at 2:28.   This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

News flash: we talk about the league! And it is playoff time, so GUESS WHAT WE TALK ABOUT? Joshy Dubs spits hot fire in this episode. We break it all down, including draft day predictions vs. current reality.  Come for the game matchups, stay for the BLOOD FEUD UPDATE! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueo...

The boys explore a new unilateral blood feud/alliance in the league,  and a manifesto is read. These two beloved hosts also painstakingly going over playoff scenarios as well as Ryan Shazier's anal insertion scenarios. #Trans42  This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

The guys talk playoffs, and somehow discuss almost nothing for 100+ minutes. Look, you're the one listening to this shit, not me. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

Time is running out on some of the mid-level teams, while those in power jockey for the two bye weeks. Huge playoff-determining matchups loom in week 12! Meanwhile, deep in the ALOI sewers, a life-and-death bloodsport develops. Listen two two hours of aural fisting at your own peril. Suck it, Tim! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to b...

#TheShocker As the trade deadline becomes iminent, the playoff race is getting TIGHT! Who will sell? Who will stand pat? Tons of new sound in this quick trip around the league. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

This power-packed episode examines the Week 9 matchups, perhaps the tightest week in ALOI history despite a general lack of scoring from 9 of the teams. Behold: The Halfsies! A mid-NFL-season awards show for the ALOI elite. Will you win one? Listen and find out! (Or fuck yourself, we don't care.) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access...

History is made and recognized appropriately in this 2-hour audio juggernaut. Get down on your knees and thank the gods that Keith won a game and decided to not cancel the podcast! We have a little fun with some trade controversy, and explore the alternate-universe league punishment a little too...deeply. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get acc...

You can have an episode description if I ever win another game. I'm gonna leave you guessing what's in this show, hoping you get excited for some cool bit, only to find it lame and boring.  This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

Guys, we made 3 hours of pod content this week. I just don't have time to write a description. Other than: suck it, Tim! :D This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit aleagueofinches.substack.com

I ran out of white doves' feathers to soak up the hot piss that comes from our mouths every time we address you. So I guess that means we will just let this flow straight from our bladders--errrr, microphones-- directly into your ear urinals.  This far-too-long podcast is liquid garbage, but listen anyway. And then, if your name is Proximo, kindly commit autofellatio. Thanks for listening. Th...

During this less-than-riveting episode, you may find yourself questioning: "Why do I listen to such utter fucking trash?" "Why do I even play fantasy football? There is zero skill involved?" And so on, and so on.  Blah blah blah Proxim4&o. Blah blah blah SomethingDicksman. Though there is an interesting twist to the art theft drama in there somewhere. Also, mental health is...