A Kettle and Some String

I do! The angel! Dave is in the attic as Sarah Jane wants to get married. What will he make of machine banter and tragic Peter?

Egg! Germs! Decision! Dave and Edd land on the Moon in 2049, which is falling apart! What will they make of special Courtney, cold Doctor and barmy science?

AC/DC! Wardenclyffe! Scorpions! Dave and Alex land beside Niagara falls where someone is a thief. What will they make of Skithra close ups, guest composers and marvellous Goran?

Rude plants! Honor Blackman! Genocide! Dave and Joe are on Hyperion III during the Doctor's trial with a murderer on board! What will they make of a randy comms officer, ripe dialogue and a trio spin-off waiting to be written?

Portmerion! Demnos! Hieronymous! Dave and Lucy land in 15th century San Martino, Italy where a piece of the Helix runs amok. What will they make of Fredericos servant, the gorgeous period realisation and cult body hairs?

Robin Hood! Sheriff of Nottingham! Robot knights! Dave and Andrew land in Sherwood Forest in 1190 to prove the Earl of Loxley doesn't exist. What will they make of Capaldi comedy, the arrow ending and early draft ideas?

Tombs! Cyber controller! Cyber mats! Dave and Jason land on Telos, interrupting an expedition who have found a pair of doors. What will they make of how Victoria's handled, cyber tomb design and a god tier cliffhanger?

Mud monsters! King James! Witchfinder generals! Dave and Matt land in 1612 Lancashire where a landowner is dunking villagers. What will they make of the icky Morax, powerful character scenes and fruity Alan Cummings?

Melkur! The Keeper! The Source! Dave and James land on the tranquil planet of Traken. What will they make of consul committee meetings, the life of the Keeper and the The Master checking out the gardeners?

Graske! Ode to the universe! Dave lands in the Albert Hall to witness The Doctor throwing music sheets everywhere. What will he make of a conductor being kicked and dealing with a Graske?

Wifi! The Shard! Spoonheads! Dave and Ryan land in modern London via a trip to Cumbria in 1207. What will they make of modern Clara's reactions to events, a nonsensical plot and The Doctor's new purple ensemble?

Crimean War! Mary Seacole! Temple of Atropos! Dave and Melvin land in Sevastopol, 1855 where Sontarans have replaced the Russians. What will they make of the movie visuals, a Doctor on the back foot and Dan's wok?

Sarah Jane! Linx! Castles! Dave and Jo land in Medieval England where a star has fallen. What will they make of Irongrons animal quotes, the sontarans debut and the best companion we've ever had?

Trojan Horse! Zeus! Cressida! Dave and Steven land near ancient Troy, which has been under siege for 10 years. What will they make of Odysseus' bloodlust, Greek myths and Vicki's romance?

Praise the company! The Collector! Public steaming! Dave and Mark land on Pluto in the far future where no-one can pay their taxes. What will they make of this very dark comedy script, underrated sets and the wonderfulness of Louise Jamieson?

Fish people! Zaroff! Atlantis! Dave and John land on a volcanic island around 1970. What will they make of a lost city realisation, Troughton finding his character and the crazy scheme of a man with a pet octopus?

Snake shaped cave! The great minds eye! Legend of the return! Dave and Mark land on Manussa as the Mara is back haunting Tegan. What will they make of a close-minded curator, The Doctor being treated as a crank and local Manussan fashions?

Rassilon! The Master race! Four knocks! Dave and Fraser arrive late to find out the human race is having bad dreams. What will they make of hungry Masters, Bernard Cribbins being amazing and the 10th Doctor's reward?

The O.K Corral! The Last Chance Saloon! Johnny Ringo! Dave and Pete land in 1881 Tombstone in the Wild West. What will they make of The Doctor being a Sheriff, the variable American accents and THAT song?

Space loop! Glass floor! Dave is trapped in the TARDIS with the exterior in the interior. What will he make of Moffat sex jokes and Rory dropping his thermocoupling?

Magna Carta! King John! War song! Dave and Si land during a medieval joust in 1215. What will they make of James Stoker's disguise, French accents and Gerald Flood having a ball?

The Monk! Saxons! Gramophone! Dave and Lucy land in 1066 Northumbria where someone has put a canon on a clifftop. What will they make of Peter Butterworth brilliance, gratuitous violence and changing history?

Odd villagers! Android Sarah! Rhino surgeons! Dave and Dan land in Devesham with a craving for ginger pop. What will they make of nagging Chedaki, random Kraal countdowns and that eye patch?

Pirate treasure riddle! Barbed hook! Smuggling ring! Dave and Jason land in 17th century Cornwall with no revenue men in sight. What will they make of a stupid Squire, gorgeous locations and Australian censors?

Sinister landlord! Wooden woman! Creaky house! Dave and Jim move to a new 6 bedroom place after some viewings. What will they make of script choices, creepy crawlies and a David Suchet masterclass?