A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast

And here's our Daniel with a quick reminder that the NSAs can cover quantum physics, existentialism, class commentary, slavery commentary and a whole host of creative funky ideas...plus the death of a regular!

Joe & Jack; 'I'll explain later...' Wil the intrepid pair survive mutation, bandelip warheads, prolonged padding and misjudged love affairs?

Joe & Jack; 'Save your breath for the Timelash, Doctor. Most people depart with a scream...' How many unambiguous pleasures can we drag from the carcass of Doctor Who in this superlatively terrible (and yet wonderful) story?

In this crossover event with Too Hot for TV, Joe, Michael and Dylan head to the Tiger Moth to join the motley crew headed by Lisa Derane, joining forces with the Doctor, Benny, Chris & Roz, to face the Sontarans and Rutans! Busy day!

Joe, Luke & Dylan; 'I want them here when the final key is inserted and my power is absolute...' Will Dylan absolve Joe of murder charges and will Luke be killed at the other end of a call? Will we have time to chip back to Arbitan and get the Conscience rocking?

Joe, Luke & Dylan; 'I am that man!' The team are thrust straight into a murder mystery...and Joe is the chief suspect! Luckily Dylan is that man who can put together a rock solid alibi and Luke Molloy is obsessed with the murder weapon and the secrets that lie within...

'All right, I'm in no hurry. There's no one coming to help you. I can wait...' Joe, Dylan & Luke get decidedly chilly as they face the evil molester and monster Vasor and Ice Guards as they traverse the Snows of Terror...

Joe, Luke & Dylan; 'Look at these creepers!' The terrified trio enter a new deadly environment as arse grabbing statues, homicidal foliage and hunt the key scientific formulae threaten to take them down!

Join Joe, Andrew, Jon & Luke as the beefiest Doctor Who book comes to its conclusion. It's the longest, maddest, most ideas packed, shockingest Doctor Who book of all time. But how does it all end? Do the plots reach a satisfying conclusion?

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Join Rod, Joe, Iain and Gareth as we face Atraxi, Smilers, Fatleks, Angels, Vampires (fish?), Dream Lords, Silurians, Depression, a Pantheon of bad guys and the sexual prowess Amy Pond!

Joe, Luke & Dylan; 'Nothing but filthy rags!' Are things too good to be true for the intrepid trio as they head into Morphoton City and offered all manner of splendid food, BBV videos and BBC Books?

Joe, Dylan & Luke; 'You will find the keys for me!' It's time for the intrepid trio to face the deadly dangers of Marinus! First up the vertiginous city of Arbitan with deadly traps, vicious Voord and epic assignments!

Our wonderful Gareth dips into the Doctor Who literature archive to select his ten favourite and least favourite books.

Joe & James; 'Your invention will take off like a rocket, Stevenson!' More japery, a Target reading you'll never forget, an obsession with Gary Cady's career and some pondering of where the plot has gone.

Joe & James; 'Finito TARDIS! How's that for style!' You may think we might be gunning for Colin and Pip'n'Jane and the season...but you'd be wrong. We discuss why this is something of a minor classic.

Join Joe and newcomer Matt Barber as they head to the Det-Sen Monastery and a whole new prospectus in technology based learning. Will Victoria get a happy ending?

Our magnificent David has studied the Ancient Texts and come to some terrifying and shocking Truths about the best and worst of Doctor Who fiction...

Join Rod, Joe, Ken & Mark as we face half faced men, a T-Rex in London, a good Dalek (?), an evil Sheriff, an undefined horror, a brain sucking beast and school dinners! But who will be victorious?

'The charm was very clear. Binding his soul to rest in peace. Semper distans. To keep him away. But now, you've broken it...' Michael takes Joe on a whirlwind tour of Welsh history and folk horror, whilst discussing one of the creepiest and most adult Doctor Who episodes in some time.

I promised I would say 'what an excellent choice!' a lot but this wonderful, barking, personal, controversial and hilarious top and bottom ten dragged all manner of reactions out of me!

Of course you want to spend one more episode of in the company of Joe, Si & Frazer, Colin, Nicola, Lynda, Michael, Joan, Roger, Adam, Tony and Glen! It's the best time you could possibly spend!

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Joe, Frazer & Si; 'My head hurts abominably, Sarah-Jane!' Mystery within mystery! What has been bleeped from the evidence? And what has been bleeped from this commentary? We continue to quote and dissect and laugh.

Joe, Si & Frazer; 'I really think this could be the end!' At the heart of this story is a shrewd character who is constantly outwitting everybody else, completely incorruptible and with guile and cunning that is enviable - step forth Queen Katryca!