A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast

Joe & Si; 'Life is returning to the Ark, and soon to the world...' Doctor Who offers one of its most optimistic readings on the future, as the Wirrn are defeated by the last vestiges of humanity. Part four - Rebirth.

Joe & Si; 'Get our...your...people to the Earth before the Wirrn...' Noah is turning into something nasty, malevolent and scheming. And it looks like nobody will survive. Part three - transformation.

Dare you come face to face with the Series Six Strictly Come Hamster? Join Joe & co-host Frazer with guests James & Michael as we face the Silence, Pirates, House, Gangers, the Kovarian Chapter, Hitler, Night Terrors, Older Amy, Nimon knockoffs and our greatest fears!

Th-th-th-th-that's all folks! This quirky, contemplative classic gets a second airing with three gorgeous chaps that wanted to give it some consideration. Plus, our top three Black Sheep covers.

Join Joe & Nathan as they head to the planet Hitchemus for a lesson in love, music and morality where the Tigers want to learn to play instruments, the people want revenge and planet wants everyone to talk...

Joe & Si; 'You claim to be Med-Techs?' We continue our march through this classic with the introduction of some fascinating guest characters. Episode two; fleshing out the Ark.

Joe & Si; 'What happened to the human race, Harry?' We undertake a commentary of this epic with a little help from the Hamster Community. Part one, atmosphere and suspense.

Join Joe & Si as we head to 1950s gangland London and experience the great smog that destroyed a community. Beautifully drawn characters is the focus of our conversation. A very poignant book.

'Because every Christmas is Last Christmas...' How on Earth will the deliciously funny and an smart Jack Coyer make me admit that Clara Oswald should be the showrunner of Doctor Who?

Join Joe, Mikey, Rob & Toby as they face terrifying Tetraps, officious Caretakers & clinical cleaning robots, genocidal guns for hire and frozen mercenaries! But which story will win the day in this Strictly Christmas Special?

Join Joe & James as we brave the peaks and troughs and tumultuous buffeting of Pip and Jane Baker prose, perverse line readings, the abuse of punctuation and discover the the line between classics and tripe is very thin indeed.

Joe, Dave, Lucy & Daniel; 'We're going to put you outside, Salamander. No friends, no safety, nothing...' How does this epic James Bond tribute come to a climax? With double crosses, mistaken identity, stolen identity, murder and a bally big explosion!

Joe, Daniel, Dave & Lucy; 'Oh, I was. But I had a very enjoyable childhood...' We discuss the ambition of Salamander's plan, what a sleazebag Benik is and just what is the Harem of Troughton?

Once Upon a Time in the Land of Hamstonia, Mills and Ford set off on a bitchy discourse to study the merits (or otherwise) of the first of the Bernice Summerfield New Adventures...

Mark & Joe have been on the red carpet again! This time we cover everything from Star Wars to Chicago to The Talented Mr Ripley to Revenant!

Join Joe, Rod, Jo & Si as we face time travelling Daleks, hermaphrodite Hexapods, sinking ships, ‘Mutt!’ and Ingrid Pitt’s astonishing talents! But who will be victorious?

Joe, Daniel, Lucy & Dave; 'Because I hate Salamander probably even more than you do...' An astonishingly brutal episode in some ways and a bizarre and unpredictable in others. The team is back together to extol its virtues!

Once Upon a Time four excited Paul Magrs fans went on a magical adventure featuring men turning into animals, Jabberwocky, hideous sea creatures, tea parties, beheading and midnight book shops...

Joe, Dave, Daniel & Lucy; 'I'm going for a walk...it'll probably rain!' For a a long time the only slice of this story that existed, much to Barry Letts' shame. Turns out it is a bit of a comic gem...

James faces his greatest challenge yet - to summarise his favourite and least favourite Doctor Who books in a brilliantly unique and gorgeous countdown. Plus stick around at the end to see what a awesomely creative man James is himself.

Prepare yourselves for five people to discuss three books - one they generally like, one they generally didn't and one...well press play.

Two friends; different feelings about the Matt Smith era; the same consensus. A great book; full of wit, imagination, education and entertainment. This is how you do it.

Joe, Daniel, Lucy & Dave; 'A volcano is a strange thing, my friend' The Doctor is out of action but Troughton is still busy with his mad accent, the volcanoes might not be as natural as we thought and Jamie and Victoria play spy.

Joe, Lucy, Daniel & Dave; 'It might cost you your life!' Double trouble as Patrick Troughton takes on the role of the villain and Barry Letts imagines he is directing a Bond movie for one week.

Join Joe, Rod, Mark & Toby as we face devious Daleks, pesky Pirates, the maddest of mad scientists, shiny Cybermen, malicious Macra, misunderstood Chameleons and those dastardly Daleks again!