A Ghost in the Magazine

Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical) rated this movie low in terms of quarter-eating bitches. But there's a fake werewolf in a fur coat, a couple of pre-skullets, a man with a body like a Greek statue (dick size emphasized), grandfather-cide, songs with lyrics so stupid you'd think they'd hired Trapt, & a complete disregard for science. So if that's your thing, dig it brother. *equip s...

Stef (@witchxpudding) & Matt (@menameismattie) discuss the internet's slutty daddy & bread fungus zomblies or something. I don't know. I'm gluten-free & I would never get caught up in that ergot-ass bullshit but I'm grateful for the horny Pedro Pascal content breaking up the horny Sleep Token content on my fyp, so long live The Last of Us. The episode was obviously edited by L. Visit u...

Stef (@witchxpudding) and Sam round out Black History Month by resisting the feminine urge to look up at the big, spooky carnivorous hat in Jordan Peele’s SCIFI Horror banger, Nope. This episode was recorded safely in an altered state by two virgos with ADHD (and edited by Stef). Shout out to Jordi! Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or follow us on twitter @gitmpodcast. Thank you Nate for the tu...

Stef (@witchpudding) & young Hailey (the coolest kid in town) make history with A Ghost in the Magazine’s FIRST GITM Jr. episode that is approved for all audiences. Together they explore the Claymation world of Hell Maidens and demons in Jordan Peele’s Wendell & Wild. The episode was edited by Jay. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or follow us on twitter @gitmpodcast. Thank you Nate for...

Stef (@witchpudding) & Sadee (@SadeeBee) continue the Black History Month magic with Spiral, an interesting continuation of the Saw Saga. Samuel L. Jackson and Chris Rock deliver mysterious motherfkn lines and squinty performances, respectively. The episode was edited by Stef. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or follow us on twitter @gitmpodcast. Thank you Nate for the tunes,  soundclo...

Stef (@witchpudding) & Mel (@Heda_Mel) are back to kick off Black History Month with The Invitation. You will hear them struggle to recall where they’ve seen Nathalie Emmanuel, but alas, she plays Missandei in Game of Thrones! The episode was edited by Jay. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or follow us on twitter @gitmpodcast. Thank you Nate for the tunes,  soundcloud.com/nfr-1.

Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical) & Nate (@badbenpimp69) discuss episodes 2-4 of season one of the new AMC+ "Interview with the Vampire" series & ask the important questions, like who could kill Lestat? Dollman with his space gun? The Winchesters with the colt? Eh, maybe our bets should always be on the dude out there speaking dirty French & making dick sandwiches? It sure as fri...

Stef (@witchxpudding), Jay (@JayRafferty_), & Parker (@izzy.exe) discuss the cult horror comedy musical "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." The episode was edited by Jay. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or  follow us on twitter @gitmpodcast. Thank you Nate for the tunes,  soundcloud.com/nfr-1.

In our 100th episode extravaganza, Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), Mel (@heda_mel), & Jay (@atlas_snow) embark on a meandering conversation about Supernatural, Stephen King, & Harry Styles before talking a walk in the woods with a dirty porcelain bitch. The episode was edited by L. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or  follow us on twitter @gitmpodcast. Thank you Nate for t...

Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical) & Matt discuss so much science & nuclear physics & smart shit & we swear there's no guys eating quarters here. This episode was edited by L. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or  follow us on twitter @gitmpodcast. Thank you Nate for the tunes,  soundcloud.com/nfr-1.

Happy New Year, Horror Fans! Stef (@witchxpudding) and Matt start the new year in a place where horror film & literature merge. Antlers is based off of the short story “The Quiet Boy” by Nick Acosta of Channel Zero, published in Guernica Magazine ( https://www.guernicamag.com/the-quiet-boy/ ). Trigger Warning: Child Abuse is a heavy theme, Wend*go is said A LOT and Sk*nw*lker once. This episod...

In our last episode of 2022, Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), Jay (@atlas_snow), & Mel (@heda_mel) make the hard decisions. The episode was edited by L. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or  follow us on twitter @gitmpodcast. Thank you Nate for the tunes,  soundcloud.com/nfr-1.

In our final holly, jolly horror pick of the year, the legend Bill Goldberg, famous for being in Megadeth's "Crush 'Em" video, is the virgin-born son of Satan deprived of his bloodthirst for a thousand years because an angel was Canadian enough to be tits at curling. This episode is hosted by Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical) & was edited by L. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or...

Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical) discuss foodborne pathogens, medium ugly white men, & those friggin' titties as experienced in the 2008 sequel to the OG Gingerdead Man — The Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust. The episode was edited by L. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or  follow us on twitter @gitmpodcast. Thank you Nate for the tunes,  soundcloud.com/nfr-1.

This movie is bad. If you want a funny serial killer becomes something else movie there's The Gingerdead Man or Child's Play ("Chucky says aunt maggie was a real b.tch & she got what she deserved."). But if you're up for a plot that hinges on a dumbass kid feeding his dad antifreeze & a snowman r.pe scene, go off I guess. This episode was hosted by Stef (witchxpudding) & L (nocturnical...

Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), & sometimes Nate (@badbenpimp69) discuss the things that worked, the things that didn't quite get there, & if it was just the tip for stabilization or if he was whole fornicating his sandwich in episode one of the new Interview with the Vampire series. This episode was edited by L. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or  follow us on twitter @g...

Bad Ben enthusiasts L (@nocturnical) & Nate (@badbenpimp69) discuss the almost newest installment in the iconic franchise. Yeah, it is as slow & tired as we are but we will not give up on our hero Tom Reilly. FYI, don't @ us with Bad B slander, the only response you will get is a chain of Stone Cold Stunner gifs. This episode was edited by L. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or follow u...

Join Stef (@witchxpudding) and Eric as they cover GITM’s FIRST In-Theater movie, Barbarian! This episode also features some choice submitted opinions from twitter user @SadeeBee. You can follow Eric’s Youtube Channels: ParchiePoo - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtZvdOvXN0VKF3_UjsJjRjw/featured and CFearless - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCBcE7DE3FiRjbC8d9GKg5A . This episode was edited by...

Just three friends shooting the shit about embarking upon a third year of unhinged movie commentary — IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE US AT OUR "CROW TITTIES" YOU DON'T DESERVE US AT OUR "HEY YOU LOOK A LITTLE LIKE A YOUNG TED RAIMI WANNA BANG?" This episode features Stef, @witchxpudding; L, @nocturnical; & Jay @atlas_snow. & was edited by L. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or follow us on twitter...

Happy Halloween! This week's picks was a wild mix & there were some absolute bangers & then George Romero's The Amusement Park. This week's showrunner was Stef (@witchxpudding) who was joined by L (@nocturnical). This week's editor was Jay (@atlas_snow). Rough timestamps: Amusement Park, 3:40; The House of the Devil, 7:50; Tailgate, 15:05; The Medium, 26:35; The Wailing, 34:10; Knife + Hea...

This week was a long, strange trainwreck/car crash through L's loose interpretation of classic horror movies — but make it horny. This week's showrunner & editor was L (@nocturnical), joined by Stef (@witchxpudding) & Mel (@heda_mel). Rough timestamps: Witchboard, 3:45; Hellraiser II, 10:40; Nosferatu the Vampyre, 17:50; Matt's ad, 24:05; Horror Express, 26:05; Salem's Lot, 31:50; Carnival...

We tried to focus on creature features but we somehow wandered into a lot of n*zis & zomblies. This week's showrunner & editor is Jay (@atlas_snow) who is joined by Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical). Approximate timestamps: Gator Bait, 3:40; Death Ship, 17:05; Dawn of the Beast, 23:55; Red v. Dead 2, 31:00; Dawn of the Dead, 35:15; Dr. Terror's House of Horrors, 44:40; Psycho Go...

Welcome to Week 2 where we explore Slashers (questionable) and Found Footage gems! We talk a little garbage when it comes to Hounds of Love, geek out over a weird armless mom who throws acid on her cheating lover’s junk, and Stef gets flustered over her (rightful) adoration for young Ted Raimi. This week's showrunner & editor is Stef (@witchxpudding), who is joined by L (@nocturnical) & Me...

Whoa, happy season three! The lights are back on at GITM headquarters & Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical) are shooting the shit like they did in the great old days. We're talking about ball-sack shaped creatures that are older than the concept of being old, anti-marxist marshmallow fluff, & that guy that played Sookie Stackhouse's brother before he accepted the role of a lifetim...

Some dude sent Stef (@witchxpudding) a screener link so she made a magic circle & summoned L (@nocturnical) & Matt (@menameismattie) from the underworld for a spoiler-free semi-episode thingy. We're still dark but not as dark as your sleep paralysis demon, bro. Conjure some cuticle cream, sheesh. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or follow us on twitter @gitmpodcast. Thank you Nate for t...