A Ghost in the Magazine

Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical) discuss the 2022 Mexican posession film "The Bone Woman." Obviously we're not a fan of Raul & if you are you probably shouldn't listen to this episode. The episode was edited by L (video) & Jay (audio). Most episodes are now available on YouTube, youtube.com/@GITMPodcast. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or follow us on twit...

Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), & Mel (@heda_mel) talk steampunk blood transfusions, emotional manipulation, & weird little dudes in this SPOILER HEAVY recounting of "The Last Voyage of the Demeter." We wanted to like it but ultimately give it 2 C.H.U.D.S.(shoutout Matt)! The episode was edited by L. Most episodes are now available on YouTube, youtube.com/@GITMPodcast. V...

Stef (@witchxpudding), Jay (@JayRaffertyPoet), & Sadee (@SadeeBee) share their collective trauma over the 2022 psychological horror Smile. It's a wild ride of encouraging illegal police business, shit-talking exes, & crushing on Mr. wears-a-sweatshirt-with-everything. This episode was edited by L (video). Most episodes are now available on YouTube, youtube.com/@GITMPodcast. Visit us at...

She's a bitchin' ship, evil tho! Stef (@witchxpudding) & Jay (@JayRaffertyPoet) discuss the 1997 sci-fi horror, Event Horizon. We are pro-Laurence Fishburne & pro-corpsicle & while this is not a bad movie but it's somehow bafflingly dated about 10 years older than it actually is. This episode was edited by L (video) & Jay (audio). Most episodes are now available on YouT...

Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical) return to the roots of their friendship & discuss the long-running TV series Supernatural in general while trying to focus mostly on the pilot. In case you're wondering, Stef is a Dean girl & L is a Sam girl. This episode was edited by L (video) & Jay (audio). Most episodes are now available on YouTube, youtube.com/@GITMPodcast. Visit us...

Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical) discuss Guillermo del Toro's visually stunning creature romance, The Shape of Water. In short, we are pro Elisa & Amphibian Man but have a few questions... This episode was edited by L (video) & Jay (audio). Most episodes are now available on YouTube, youtube.com/@GITMPodcast. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or follow us on twitter @gitm...

Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical) discuss the 2005 Japanese documentary-style found footage horror Noroi the Curse. This is a favorite of L's & since she pretty much just gushed about the pacing, character work, & lore consistency of the movie, we don't have a ton of weird, jokey things to put in this description. We do call the entity Mr. Tuba though out of respect for...

Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical) discuss the angelic mutiny action movie that may as well be a part of the Supernatural universe. There's a camel spider looking, ice cream bitch; a foul mouthed, baby-blaspheming oldster; & the archangel Michael jacked & tatted up, inspired to greatness by some simp named Jeep. This episode was edited by L. Most episodes are now available on...

L (@nocturnical), Mel (@Heda_Mel), & Al (@maybmockingbird) talk about the premiere of AMC+'s second series in Anne Rice's Immortal Universe based on the much more chaotic & challenging to adapt Mayfair Chronicles book series. The characters are barely recognizable & a dude casually takes his dick out for a piss during a business conversation but so far we are pro-Cyprien &...

Jay (@jayraffertypoet) & a very lethargic L (@nocturnical) talk the 1992 action-horror flick Alien 3. Ripley is in a scary prison & there are bad men & lots of menacing hallways & a very good boy who has a very bad day. But we did learn that molten lead does not react violently to water like molten aluminum though, thanks Wikipedia. This episode was edited by L (video) & Jay (a...

Stef (@witchxpudding) & Jay (@JayRaffertyPoet) discuss the 1986 sequel to the OG, Aliens. There's room for serious discussion about bodily autonomy & the disrespect of women's experiences but we're also going to talk about that specimen... you know, the one that looks like... heh heh. This episode was edited by L (video) & Jay (audio). Most episodes are now available on You...

Fassbender on Fassbender, Xenomonkeys and a crispy James Franco cameo! Jay (@JayRaffertyPoet) & Stef (@witchxpudding) continue Xeno-month with Alien Covenant, a film maybe too deep and boring for its own good. This episode was edited by L (video) & Jay (audio). Most episodes are now available on YouTube, youtube.com/@GITMPodcast. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or follow us on twitter...

Jay (@JayRaffertyPoet) & L (@nocturnical) kick off Xeno-month with the head-scratching prequel to Alien, Prometheus. There are smart things said & then we talk about snakes looking like cocks, milky heads, & psychotic Data's daddy issues. This episode was edited by L (video) & Jay (audio). Most episodes are now available on YouTube, youtube.com/@GITMPodcast. Visit us at ghostin...

Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), & Matt make some really tough calls on favorite vampires we've seen throughout our time on this podcast including Akasha from Queen of the Damned, Ragu's mangy daddy, Sparta Judas Dracula, & multiple Lestats. This episode was edited by L (video) & Jay (audio). Most episodes are now available on YouTube, youtube.com/@GITMPodcast. Visit us...

L (@nocturnical) & Nate discuss King Leonidus, Judas Iscariot, industrial standards for hanging materials, potato Jesus, that guy that was on House MD, & old men with glass bones that eat leaches they pull from the taut abdomen of a jacked dude they have locked in their cellar. This movie had potential to be weird & gay but instead decided to give us the twist that Dracula was really J...

May rolls on with more of L's vampire movie selections. This week's movie is "Shadow of the Vampire" (2000) staring Willem Dafoe & John Malkovich, a film about art, monsters, & weird little dudes. The episode was edited by L (video), & Jay (audio). Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or follow us on twitter @gitmpodcast. Thank you Nate for the tunes, soundcloud.com/nf...

Is this movie: a) for the streets, b) for the trash, c) for the old men, or d) all of the above? Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical) & Jay (@jayraffertypoet) give their analysis in this episode. As a group we are pro mantis, pro Jonathan Harker's wig, & pro slow motion bullets. This episode was edited by L. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or follow us on twitter @gitmpodcast. T...

Fresh from the theater, it’s Evil Dead Rise! Stef (@witchxpudding) lists all the reasons why she LOVED the film, and leads several ADHD-fueled tangents with tiny hands. L (@nocturnical) explains why the movie was solidly ok, but still a good time. & Eric thought it was trash but still subjected himself to recording this episode and listening to their gibberish. NOT SPOILER FREE! This episode w...

Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical) both saw Renfield in theaters & rated it as a solid okay. The movie was fine & the gore was pretty funny but what inspired the mysterious "lol shit finisher" note that L made while in the theater, only to completely forget what she was referring to? Also, if vampires only eat blood what do they shit? Tarry bird doody? When they're...

Doctor Grandpa/Keeper of Arcane Knowledge/L (@nocturnical), Jessica/Stef (@witchxpudding), Mel (@heda_mel), & Jay/Bee Kay (@jayraffertypoet) are back on their bullshit, exploring a cabin in the woods that may be full of treasure, may be full of cum socks & a stained Adrien Brody waifu pillow — who is to say? Oh, that would be L. We've learned not to trust her... Oops. The episode was e...

Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), & Matt had a better time talking about this movie than they did watching it. Moar like gingivitis man, ha ha! Fire the fucking writers — out of a massive cannon, into the sun. This episode was edited by L. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or follow us on twitter @gitmpodcast. Thank you Nate for the tunes,  soundcloud.com/nfr-1.

Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), & Jay (@JayRaffertyPoet) have a friggin great time being metal af & talking about Knights of Badassdom. Peter Dinklage, the guy from the gloryhole movie (Jason Stackhouse), Abed from Community, & the McPoyle brother end up dumbass summoning a demon in this horror-comedy & we aren't even mad about it. May the pages of your monster manual...

Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), & Al (@maybmockingbird) discuss their favorite moments from the season one finale of AMC+'s Interview With a Vampire & unanimously thirst after Rashid/Armand as you do. No dick sandwiches were mentioned in this episode. The episode was edited by L. Visit us at ghostinthemagazine.site or follow us on twitter @gitmpodcast. Thank you Nate for the t...

In this episode we revisit the online quiz frig aboot & find oot scenario from our "A very merry f---, marry, kill" episode in a TTRPG setting with Doctor Grandpa/Keeper of Arcane Knowledge L (@nocturnical) at the helm. The investigators are Stef (@witchxpudding) as Jessica, Mel (@heda_mel) as Mel, & Jay (@jayraffertypoet) as Bee Kay. This episode was edited by L. Visit us at gho...

Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical) dive back into the arguably mid found footage film Heidi. Pros: the creative use of cameras, the montage at the end that finally gets to the gd point, & sexy, sexy demon doll. Cons: I don't want to watch teenage boy yt knockoff Jackass, & I definitely don't want to puke for the privilege. This episode was edited by L. Visit us at ghostinthemagaz...