A Fool's Quest: DnD Comedy

Welcome to the Season 9 Finale! Thank you for listening. With Bill in dire, smelly straits, the fools try to track down an antidote. After they bully their way through a wild goose chase and get to know a guard, they run into Senior Latte again, and negotiations get serious.  Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/CreativeTypo and get additional content at www.afoolsquest.com  Cast:  Mike Cole =...

Due to wild magic, the fools have an impromptu fashion show, and Eddie gets a severe case of cotton mouth. Bill learns that he's not the only believer in the virtues of lying, and they head to Cheddar to retrieve Bill's instruments and the Infinite Scroll of Transmutation. Uorag updates his look, and Bill helps him get leid, before once again pooping someone else's pants. Support us on Patreon at...

Reunited, the fools decide to get out of town. They make a stop at a temple to raid the youth band, where Bill's prosaic prowess results in a misunderstanding. After ending an existential threat, they make a house call to try to clear Bill's name. Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/CreativeTypo and get additional content at www.afoolsquest.com  Cast:  Mike Cole = Uorag - Druid Furbolg Shifte...

With the party reunited, Uorag loses a hug-off while Bill critiques the local music scene's equipment, and Eddie sends Younce on break. It turns into a deadly tavern brawl. Younce's new super-powered goiter could be a blessing or a curse, depending on how you look at it. After a nerf battle, Bill gaslights everyone better and the fellas decide to get themselves to church. Support us on Patreon at...

Uorag and Eddie take to the sky in pursuit of a red herring, while Bill continues to lead Younce towards terrible decisions. Uorag and Eddie get back to town just in time for a dazzling reunion.  Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/CreativeTypo and get additional content at www.afoolsquest.com  Cast:  Mike Cole = Uorag - Druid Furbolg Shifter.  Tony Kinney = Eddie Falzone - Human Wizard.  Jes...

Eddie does a little more home improvement before he and Uorag head back to the battlefront and politely ask a helpful soldier for directions. Meanwhile, Bill meets his new cellmate, Younce, and waxes eloquent about the virtues of lying, and then admits to murder.  Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/CreativeTypo and get additional content at www.afoolsquest.com  Cast:  Mike Cole = Uorag - Dru...

Bill initiated negotiations with the Transmutation Nation, and the dice gods are not kind.  Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/CreativeTypo and get additional content at www.afoolsquest.com  Cast:  Mike Cole = Uorag - Druid Furbolg Shifter.  Tony Kinney = Eddie Falzone - Human Wizard.  Jess Owen = Adira - Fire Genasi Barbarian.  Jesse Wicks = Bill Quiverlance - Human Bard.  Nico Rodriguez as...

Summary : To save Abigail and help restore her immortality, the Fools have to use teleportation magic to travel to the edge of the world, and then fight a tarrasque. This is truly their most dangerous battle so far. Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/CreativeTypo and get additional content at www.afoolsquest.com  Cast:  Mike Cole = Uorag - Druid Furbolg Shifter.  Tony Kinney = Eddie Falzone...

An intruder snuck into the House of Embers while Eddie was dealing with Loki. They meet Anna Lee, who gives a small lore drop and tells them about the Infinite Scroll of Enchantment. There’s a quick montage, and then Eddie meets with Bane. Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/CreativeTypo and get additional content at www.afoolsquest.com  Cast:  Mike Cole = Uorag - Druid Furbolg Shifter.  Tony...

Summary : The Fools return to the House of Embers to find a god waiting at their door. Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/CreativeTypo and get additional content at www.afoolsquest.com  Cast:  Mike Cole = Uorag - Druid Furbolg Shifter.  Tony Kinney = Eddie Falzone - Human Wizard.  Jess Owen = Adira - Fire Genasi Barbarian.  Jesse Wicks = Bill Quiverlance - Human Bard.  Nico Rodriguez as your...

Summary : Uorag is still spiked like he spent a summer with Vlad the Impaler. He’s bleeding his Xenomorph blood everywhere. Mistress Lianthry wakes up and sends out her conjured items to attack. Bill starts blasting with his eye lasers and then gets fucked up by some acidic flying squirrels. Uorag gets knocked out and the team starts looking real rough. Bill has a quick meet and greet with Macy. W...

The Fools are still in the middle of a war and are marching right toward Mistress Lianthry to put an end to this madness. Bill looks through a magic item with his laser eyes and commits a little bit of murder. Eddie tries to trick his way past the guards but comes up a little short. They pretend to be emissaries from the Black Fey Prince. They meet an obnoxiously slow Conjurer named Kirkland. As t...

The Fools have arrived at the Conjuration war camp, where they find several people have been executed and an ongoing siege against a transmutation city. An NPC named Whistles tells them about a magic device that the Enchantment Nation gifted the Conjurers to identify magician spies. They meet up with the goblin contact, Roo Gobbles. He warns them about Mistress Lianthry and the other leaders, as w...

Eddie cleanses his corrupted spell book. The party is escorted to the war front by the Burns—a conjured clone of a Conjurer named Burns. There are so many Burnses, and they’re all on caboose duty, and they all love a group of troubadours called Phish. Then they try casting some spells and realize the spells were blanks. Hobble tells them about a latrine that they might be able to Shadow Walk into....

Summary : The Fools face off against the Goblin King. He makes some offers to the Fools that they seriously contemplate. Refusing the Goblin King is not as easy as one might think. Uorag is impressed by the Goblin King’s pants. Eddie turns into a werewolf and goes HAM. Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/CreativeTypo and get additional content at www.afoolsquest.com  Cast:  Mike Cole = Uorag...

The Fools say goodbye to Philosophy the Flaccid Unicorn and take on the bizarre stairwells of the Goblin King. At the top of the stairs, they find 3 doors that transport them to different rooms, depending on which person uses the door. There’s a puzzle here, but the Fools take a long time to figure it out. Maybe if the Fools would try going DOWN stairs…  Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/Cr...

The Fools are still in the Labyrinth with Philosophy the Flaccid Unicorn still leading them to the Goblin King. They stumble across a place of power where they heal up and find some new spells and abilities. Eddie’s spell book gets a wee bit corrupted. They fight a pack of goblin skirmishers and challenge a Goblin Lieutenant named Frauwgh. Finally, they find themselves at the Fountain of the Fey W...

The Fools begin their journey into the Labyrinth. They spend some time testing their boundaries and getting a lay of the land. They find a picnic table which might be their next puzzle. They fall into a tunnel of doom. After they escape that, they meet a minstrel with a very interesting unicorn with a very flaccid horn. Then they apparently get bored and decide to test the ceilings to see if the C...

The Fools continue their journey to Lotharian’s Tower when they come across a gated settlement. They meet a half-elf ghost named Hoggle and then tackle the first puzzle. Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/CreativeTypo and get additional content at www.afoolsquest.com  Cast:  Mike Cole = Uorag - Druid Furbolg Shifter.  Tony Kinney = Eddie Falzone - Human Wizard.  Jess Owen = Adira - Fire Gena...

The Fools are in Nugsy where they celebrate National Swamp Gas Day. They do some light shopping with a sock monger from the guild of socks, and then see an unidentified anomalous phenomena.  Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/CreativeTypo and get additional content at www.afoolsquest.com  Cast:  Mike Cole = Uorag - Druid Furbolg Shifter.  Tony Kinney = Eddie Falzone - Human Wizard.  Jess Owe...

The Fools set off for Lotharian’s tower. While traversing the Gorbian Bogway the Second Breakfast club stops off to visit some striking goblins. The Second Breakfast Club then heads to Nugsy and finds a suitable place to rest. Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/CreativeTypo and get additional content at www.afoolsquest.com  Cast:  Mike Cole = Uorag - Druid Furbolg Shifter.  Tony Kinney = Edd...

The Fools un-morph a Xeno professionally and without event. Uorag quickly learns its secrets, then they confidently venture into the darkness and meet the patron saint of warlocks. The Second Breakfast Club makes a deal to answer riddles in return for answers from the great dragon and are promptly stumped. After completing their discussions, the fools continue on. Support us on Patreon at www.patr...

The Fools begin their dungeon delve and stumble across some scary eggs. After expertly avoiding the eggs, they find themselves at an ancient puzzle. Deftly working out the puzzle, the Second Breakfast Club finds some perfectly safe trees beyond. Some unforeseeable enemies appear and are quickly dealt with. The Fools continue into a final room and find themselves face-to-face with a perfect organis...

Summary : After the customary trip to the bar, the Fools lie to a dwarf about a pyramid. After some stellar subterfuge, they raid some magic items before setting off for the dungeon. Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/CreativeTypo and get additional content at www.afoolsquest.com  Cast:  Mike Cole = Uorag - Druid Furbolg Shifter.  Tony Kinney = Eddie Falzone - Human Wizard.  Jess Owen = Adir...

Summary : The fools rest for a night and make some preparations. Next, they secure some “Specialized” transport. Afterward they go shopping and do some recon.  Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/CreativeTypo and get additional content at www.afoolsquest.com  Cast:  Mike Cole = Uorag - Druid Furbolg Shifter.  Tony Kinney = Eddie Falzone - Human Wizard.  Jess Owen = Adira - Fire Genasi Barbari...