Lily Ruiz ,Andrea Brown

A Day in the Life of an Ass

Society EN ↓ 7 episodes

‘ A Day in the Life of an Ass ‘ is bold and unapologetic podcast blending pop culture , current events, and outrageous storytelling. With humor, wit and a touch of sass, we dive into the wild, the ridiculous, and the downright ‘ asshole’ moments of life. From dissecting the latest trends to sharing jaw-dropping tales of pettiness and audacity , this show is your weekly dose of real talk and guilty pleasure entertainment. BUCKLE UP - it’s a cheeky ride!

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Lily Ruiz ,Andrea Brown

Episodes

Half-Ass AI Takeover with Henry VIII: Crown 'Em or Kill 'Em — From Obama to Smashing Kim K? 31.07.2025 29:24

In this Half-Ass Episode of A Day in the Life of an Ass, we let AI King Henry VIII take over the mic — and the royal nonsense begins. From Julius Caesar to Barack Obama, His Majesty ranks, roasts, and ruthlessly decides who deserves the crown and who gets the axe. Along the way, he reveals some very questionable opinions, plays a royal round of “Smash, Marry, Behead”, and proves that an AI king mi...

Death, Dollars, Dumbasses: When Kendall Rae & Crime Junkie Turn Tragedy Into Clickbait 11.07.2025 1:06:44

In this episode of A Day in the Life of an Ass, we expose the darker side of true crime content creation. We kick things off with our signature Culo Diaries segment, where our friend Sarah shares the cringiest worst date ever—you’ll laugh, you’ll wince, and you’ll maybe delete your dating apps. Then we dig into the origins of true crime propaganda (hint: it started in Germany), and break down how...

Half Ass Edition: From The Police to Taylor Swift—When Love Songs Go Wrong 07.06.2025 27:18

In this special Half Ass Edition, we’re diving headfirst into the messy world of romantic tunes that don’t hit quite right. From the classic "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to Taylor Swift’s emotional rollercoasters, we’re unpacking the toxic tropes and problematic undertones lurking in some of the most beloved love songs. Tune in for a mix of sharp insights, laughs, and maybe even a cringe...

The Kids Aren't Alright: Who is the Real Ass - Boomers or Millenials ? 21.05.2025 1:04:12

Hello, Assholians! This week Lily and Andrea introduce their new segment: " Dick Moves". This week's " dick" we introduced Gary! Why did Gary insist on buying women drinks at the bar, why do we feel obligated to spend time with Gary for that cheap drink? And whyyyyyy does he keep hanging around? Also, who is the biggest generational asshole? Is it the Boomers, the whiny Millenials or was it always...

Half-Assed Episode : From geek to chic, why does Hollywood hate glasses? 04.05.2025 21:10

Welcome to our first Half-assed episode of a Day in the Life of Ass, the first in a series of mini episodes breaking down the pretty lies and toxic tropes fed to us by the media. This week Lily and Andrea banter over Magical Makeovers in Hollywood. What's really going on under all that makeup? Let's connect! Tiktok- DayandthelifeofanAss Dayinthelifeofanass@gmail.com Sources: She's all That Miss Co...

Welcome to the Shitshow! 22.04.2025 55:24

Lily and Andrea's first episode, finally! Welcome to A Day in the life of an Ass ! On this episode we discuss " what makes an A**hole", Raygun break dance debacle that ruined the Olympics, did you know gonorrhea is actually French? and how long is too long waiting on a your first date? Join us as we share our sordid personal tales of assholery and you be the judge on who is the biggest A**hole.......

Teaser 1. This is going to be a shitshow! 02.03.2025 1:34

Teaser outtake and blooper for the new upcoming podcast A Day In the life an Ass. Music provided by EPIDEMIC SOUND LAB : pär / "Cartoon Madness" / courtesy of Epidemic Sound