A Court of Realms and Readers

In which Mae and Macy discuss the next few chapters of Throne of Glass by Sarah J Maas. Other topics include: Emotional support/self-defense water bottles, New Girl, The Vampire Diaries and badly placed hand wounds, Bridgerton nonsense, indie publishing, disturbing/important things they didn't teach us in history class, and things you shouldn't try at home. Please keep in mind that these episodes...

First: We apologize for our impromptu hiatus! Our old editing platform went extinct and gobbled up some of our hard work. But fret not, for we shall persevere. Episode 32 is a bit shorter than usual for this reason, but we have the rest of season 2 nearly ready to publish and have begun recording season 3 for Crown of Midnight. So thank you for your loyalty to the Court of Realms and Readers, we a...

In which Mae and Macy discuss the next few chapters in Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas.  Other topics include: barbering, masquerades/balls, fairy god mothers, puppies, candy, Moxie, and time travel. Please remember that these episodes are meant for (somewhat) mature audiences, so listen at your own risk.  Questions, comments, bad jokes, hot takes, and kind remarks can be sent to us at ⁠askacorar...

In which Mae and Macy discuss the next few chapters in Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas.  Other topics include: Reeses Puffs, diss tracks, John Green and tuberculosis, and CSI Celaena. Please remember that these episodes are meant for (somewhat) mature audiences, so listen at your own risk.  Questions, comments, bad jokes, hot takes, and kind remarks can be sent to us at ⁠askacorar@gmail.com⁠  

In which Mae and Macy discuss the next few chapters in Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas.  Other topics include: Spongebob Fanfic, Dramione, Bridgerton and Bridgerton adjacent topics, language exchange, Dachshunds, #SweetEscape, and board games. Please remember that these episodes are meant for (somewhat) mature audiences, so listen at your own risk.  Questions, comments, bad jokes, hot takes, and...

In which Mae and Macy discuss the next few chapters in Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas.  Other topics include: The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy, Adam Driver/Good Soup, Prolonged Eye Contact, The "Hand Hold" of Pride and Prejudice (2005), Peter Parker's Uncle Ben (RIP), and "See Something, Say Something." Please remember that these episodes are meant for (somewhat) ma...

In which Mae and Macy discuss the next few chapters in Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas.  Other topics include: Vitamin Water, backwards tropes, billiards tropes, "shmears," vital organs, Quizilla/Wattpad, and cyber bullying.   Please remember that these episodes are meant for (somewhat) mature audiences, so listen at your own risk.  Questions, comments, hot takes, and kind remarks can b...

In which Mae and Macy discuss Chapter 26 of Throne of Glass by Sarah J Maas. Other topics include: NPR, #2024NorthAmericanSolarEclipseWatch, Dissociation, SPAM, childhood antics, Macy's baking, and a couple of our fav Tiktokers @rosebudmode and @kaven_books Please keep in mind that these episodes are intended for somewhat mature audiences, so listener discretion is advised. Your questions, com...

In which Mae and Macy discuss the next couple chapters in Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include: Grimm's Fairy Tales, Bo Burnham, Avatar the Last Airbender, secret tunnels, Paramore, Tumblr, and sarcophagi. Please keep in mind that these episodes are intended for somewhat mature audiences, so listener discretion is advised. Your questions, comments, hot takes, and bad jokes ca...

In which Macy and Mae discuss the next few chapters of Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include: potstickers, Bon Jovi, roller rinks/derby, time blindness, gargoyles, Fall Out Boy, exclusive parties, and Spiderman & Gwen Stacy/MJ scene parallels, and climbing in general (without webs). Please keep in mind that these episodes are intended for somewhat mature audiences, so listener...

In which Mae and Macy discuss the next few chapters of Throne of Glass by Sarah J Maas. Other topics include: dog psychology, the Dune movies and their loud sounds, book slumps, indie authors, Sam's Club clocks (again), Schrödinger's Woman, characters as dogs (and maybe cats), and door hinges. Please keep in mind that these episodes are intended for somewhat mature audiences, so listener d...

In which Mae and Macy discuss Chapters 15 - 18 of Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include: plot armor (or lack thereof), BG3 (again), speech therapy, the hungy games, Common Sense Deficiency, V8, and “running up that road.”  Please keep in mind that these episodes are intended for somewhat mature audiences, so listener discretion is advised. Your questions, comments, hot takes, and...

In which Mae and Macy discuss the next few chapters of Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include: bread, fictional first loves, GERD, Duolingo, and calisthenics. Please remember that this pod is catered towards (somewhat) mature audiences, so listener discretion is advised. Thank you for your support and feel free to send your questions, comments, hot takes, and bad jokes to askacorar...

In which Macy and Mae discuss the next few chapters of Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include graduation marches, NCIS, bad decor, ice breakers, The Office fire scene, running, sword names, Pitch Perfect, Kill Bill, and salt. Please keep in mind that these episodes are intended for somewhat mature audiences, so listener discretion is advised. Questions, comments, hot takes, and bad...

In Which Mae and Macy discuss the next few chapters of Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include bath bombs, Shrek 2, Downton Abbey, Mean Girls, Gossip Girl, and library cards. Please keep in mind that these episodes are intended for (somewhat) mature audiences so listener discretion is advised. Please send your questions, comments, bad jokes, and hot takes to askacorar@gmail.com or f...

In which Mae and Macy discuss the next few chapters in Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas.  Other topics include: Frozen, Parks and Rec, Seasonal Depression, vegetables, The Lorax, Baldur's Gate 3, dogs, Princess Diaries, enchanted Sam's Club clocks, and orange cats.  Please remember that these episodes are meant for (somewhat) mature audiences, so listen at your own risk.  Questions, commen...

New season. New book. Same idiots. ;) In this episode, Macy and Mae discuss the first 3 chapters of Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include: sassy/emo Celaena, "hissing," maths and baths, Rifthold bois, bad jokes, and Tumblr. This pod is intended for (somewhat) mature audiences so listener discretion is advised. Please, please, pretty please give us nice ratings if you act...

A bonus ep in which Macy and Mae review some of their favorite reads from the year and what they're looking forward to reading in 2024. Other topics include: Macy and Mae's ven diagram of preferences, D&D, bathrobes, Canva, and spreadsheets. Please remember that these episodes are considered for (somewhat) mature audiences, so listen at your own risk. Send your own favorite reads of th...

A special bonus episode in which Mae, Macy and very special guest Ri (w/ a brief appearance by VSG Mary) discuss "Iron Flame," the sequel to "Fourth Wing" by Rebecca Yarros. There are spoilers, hot takes, predictions, and chaos galore, so enjoy!  Other topics include: camo dragons, fanfiction, Once Upon a Time (again), Star Wars (as per usual), and tropes we love/hate.  Please...

In which Mae and Macy are joined by very special guest Jenna to do a final review of Assassin's Blade before we move on to Throne of Glass by Sarah J Maas in season 2. Other topics include New Years, Lego, hating Arobynn still, and booktok stuff. Please keep in mind that these episodes are intended for somewhat mature audiences, so listener discretion is advised. Any questions, comments, or ki...

In which Macie and Mae discuss the final installment of The Assassin's Blade by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include: nervous singing, John and Hank Green and their socks/managerial skills, The Mummy (movie, ride, and mugs), dark humor serenades, and lasagna. Please keep in mind that these episodes are intended for (somewhat) mature audiences, so listener discretion is advised. Questions, comme...

In which Mae and Macie discuss the first half of The Assassin and the Empire novella by Sarah J. Mass, which happens to be the final novella included in The Assassin's Blade prequel. Other topics include: Rifthold real estate, story structures, Fight Club, the liberal arts, and accountants. These episodes are intended for (somewhat) mature audiences. Listener discretion is advised. Thank you t...

In which Mae and Macy finally finish "The Assassin and the Underworld" novella by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include: the economy (boooo), "Catching Fire" and soft boi Peeta Mellark, salad (?), headcanon court, and more dunking on the miscommunication trope. Remember that these episodes are intended for (somewhat) mature audiences. Listener discretion is advised. Please like,...

In which Macie and Mae go over the next few chapters of the Assassin and the Underworld novella by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include: maps, book (maybe glue) smells, "party girls don't get hurt", sneezing, sewer layouts, drowning scenes, near-death experiences, and more! Please keep in mind that these episodes are intended for (somewhat) mature audiences. Listener discretion is adv...

In which Mae, Macie and Special Guest Mary go over the next few chapters in the Assassin and the Underworld novella by Sarah J. Maas. Other topics include lint lickers, laundromats, teenage angst/ick, sea salt and citrus, and stakeouts and donuts. Please keep in mind that these episodes are intended for (somewhat) mature audiences. Listener discretion is advised. Questions and kind-natured comment...