A Closer Look

The Necromancer of Easter Island and his army of the dead wage one final battle with the olympic athletes inside their stadium.

A different mysterious new ship washes ashore. This one has the world’s coolest guy on it. But basking in his warm velvet embrace is tragically interrupted by a series of bad things happening.

After the food orgy, the 1944 Olympics finds itself in a starvation scenario. The Olympic events become less about competition and more about hunting for food. And the OSS’s plot is finally revealed when a mysterious new ship washes ashore.

Troy Helenov sets out on a worldwide plea for help, and will be tested in ways both spiritual and tantric. And the 1944 Olympics descends into something far more disgusting than the beer olympics…

If you thought things were bad for the 1944 Olympics when the Necromancer attacked, guess what? The people of Easter Island also prank the olympic athletes really hard and steal all their toiletries. Faced with some harsh realities, the stranded olympians do what any well-adjusted adult does. They get turbo wasted and do pointless drinking games with their boys.

What are yall's favorite bbq items? Events begin in the 1944 Olympics. Many of the athletes do not know how to swim, or how to play basketball, or how to jump. And some of them are not who they say they are. There is also the steeplechase in this one, which is real and stupid.

Easter Island is one of the most remote land masses on earth. And it’s going to host the 1944 Olympics. But before that, it’s going to host a war between all ten countries competing at the neutral olympics, many of whom loathe each other.

As most of the planet is plunged into the greatest conflict the world has ever seen, about a dozen neutral countries get bored. A plucky aristocrat has an idea: Hold the 1944 Olympics as scheduled, with only the neutral countries.

Season ∞ Ep 17 - "The Assassination of Seven Bucks" (Pt.2) [Patreon Preview] by Will Sennett and Nate Fisher

Chaser Trapp was the worst driver in NASCAR until one day when he suddenly found his fate intertwined with that of infamous Arkansas Senator Seven Bucks. Featuring guest voices from the Blowback Boys. FEATURING Noah Kulwin as Ecksman Mudd Brendan James as Senator Seven Bucks

Listen to the rest of this episode at: Patreon.com/ACloserLook Hugh Jackman does the blood test scene from The Thing except with garlic fries and it's to find a vampire.

Listen to the rest of this episode at: Patreon.com/ACloserLook Money McDonalds, Luc Charizard, and the Secretary of Agriculture escape the hockey arena like how a frog would do it.

Four Malices at the Palaces. All in one night. Across all four major sports. An event so violent, so devastating, that it completely erased one of the country's most promising cities from the map.

Listen to the rest of this ep and all other Season ∞ stories at https://www.patreon.com/c/ACloserLook Mark and Topher's relationship disintegrates.

Jeff Sexberry is an an eccentric football genius with a groundbreaking offenseive scheme. The only people who can help him run it are Mark Asbich and Topher Christopher, two once-promising quarterbacks who let their mutual lifelong hatred ruin their respective careers. Featuring: Hesse Deni as Lexgie Nelson

Listen to the rest of this ep and all other Season ∞ stories at patreon.com/ACloserLook Will and Nate learn something unbelievable about Money Mcdonalds.

Listen to the rest of this ep and all other Season ∞ stories at patreon.com/ACloserLook Unlucky stories from Sheridan Taylor's early life

Listen to the rest of Part 2 and more episodes at patreon.com/ACloserLook Fred Gentle's Basilica shoes display their terrifying power on national television.

Fred Gentle is one of the most talented players in professional basketball, but is so boring that nobody is ever able to remember his name. In the sneaker-mad world of the 1990s NBA, Fred’s mother enlists an evil scientist to create a signature shoe for Fred. Listen to Part 2 and more episodes at patreon.com/ACloserLook

Battle comes to the set of Cyber Cowboys. Who survives, and can Nate and Will find them? FEATURING: Big Dave as General Marvin S. Room Cooper Lyden as ArmenianEminem Sarah Goldstein as Suzy Short Patrick Doran as Michael Chiclets Caleb Pitts as Frank Castle Cameron Fetter as Zack Bogart April Clark as Pearl Whett Thomas White as Bobtail Nag Laura Peek as Meg Benedict Dan Donohue as Billy Clientele...

To the center of the tootsie pop we go... FEATURING: Alex Forrest as Captain Phillips Sarah Goldstein as Suzy Short/The Cortana Eli Lutsky as Jason Callback/Spiffy St. Grenade Hesse Deni as Elena Rothschild/Cookies the Librarian Will as Will Nate as everybody else Music by Couture

When the federal government tells Denis that he can't film a train exploding in the Grand Canyon, Denis decides he must build a second Grand Canyon. Enter Dave Skeleton. Tickets are going fast for the A Closer Look Charity Ball! Mail a check or traveler's check today to secure your front row seat to a lifetime of memories. FEATURING: Terence Pennington as Griffin Killian McAssey as Stewie Caleb Pi...

Denis constructs his most expensive and ambitious pursuit. We meet Zack Bogart. A celebratory dinner turns deadly. Jason Callback is replaced by Bibby Munculus, one of the strangest boys ever. In a mysterious cave on the edge of town, we learn the truth about the people of Kanab. FEATURING: Cameron Fetter as Zack Bogart Dylan Subiza as Professor Sam Urinal Caleb Pitts as Frank Castle Eli Lutsky as...

Denis worries about a potential mole on set. We meet former New Yorker Magazine Allagash White. Michael Chiclets and Pearl Whett put their heads together. We travel to Neo-Phoenix. Someone sees something that they weren't supposed to see. FEATURING: Rob Franco as Gorilla Randy April Clark as Pearl Whett Patrick Doran as Michael Chiclets Grace Freud as Broyle Dunson Dan Donohue as Billy Clientele W...

Denis struggles to keep a secret under wraps. A new documentary crew enters the fold. The Rob Zombies head into Kanab for answers. Steven Seagal is disrespected. Another cast member disappears. A very Fisher ad. FEATURING: Rob Franco as Gorilla Randy April Clark as Pearl Whett Caleb Pitts as Frank Castle Sarah Goldstein as Suzy Short Patrick Doran as Michael Chiclets Thomas White as Bobtail Nag Gr...