9to5 Entertainment System (9ES)

      A grim cover for a comedy of errors.  See if you can count some of the many ways we mess this up for you today.  Perhaps this is a task we approach with insufficient aplomb.  But then[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES129: We Are Not Professionals appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    For this very special episdoe of 9ES we have selected the language: English, the subject: geeky films etc, and the simultaneous tones: jovial and jocular.     The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES128: Someone Is Wrong On The Internet appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    Hello friends and others, we are again pleased to bring you our musings.     The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The bed music while we explain what the episode is[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES127: JT Got Game appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    Here is another delicious offering from our mindmeats.  The deep dark of modern politics creeps into our trialogue, and hopefully this is not too distressing.  Really, we started on Sneakers and we titled this podcast (I titled this[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES126: We Love Sneakers appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    Hello again dear listener!  Here we reflect on what has come and gone, and somehow we attempt to amuse by reflecting really upon what are reflections already.  Will we escape this self-referential labyrinth?  Can anyone? The bed music[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES125: 2016 in Review appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Man, there is a whole heckuva lot of Scott up in that there episode image. Welcome to the last 9ES of the year! We celebrate by not reviewing Rogue One! Due to the Christmas Blues (also the title of his[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 124: The Christmas Blues appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    As Keith comments in the bumper this is indeed a special episode for reasons that will become clear should you reach the end.  Is that kind of momentous event one that should be spoilt?  Warned of?  I’m not[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES123: All About Movies appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

      It is because the answer is yes.  Today we talk about video games in a way in which very enthusiastic and very foolish people do things about video games: thoroughly.  Will you extract from our vocabular amblings[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES122: Beemo Asking Me About Video Games Is The Best appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

  Good afternoon ladies and gentlelistners.  Here we are with another hot 9ES, still both tender and flaky from the presses.  Today we eschew our usual ADD (HD, amirite?) for a more long form discussion.  Will the results please?  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES121: Whatever Happened to ADD appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

  Greetings and salutations to you, whether you are a Constant Listener or not.  Today we start with some very intimate details about Scott, so while I generally hesitate to say that any episode is extra special, even though they[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES120: Oranges Are Spooky appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Hello friends! Allay your browsings and allow our jocular stylings to amuse. Sadly we talk about politics, which on the relisten I now deeply regret, so sorry. Also: a very special question for Hooper from Keith.     The bed[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES119: Just like Brexit it Sucked appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

        The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The bed music while we explain what the episode is about is Son of a Bit “Chased by a Running Chupacabra” used under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES118: Pugilist Prime Ministers appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Enjoy!           The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The bed music while we explain what the episode is about is Son of a Bit “Chased by a Running Chupacabra” used under a[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES117: All Of Wrestling Is Not As Important As Gene Wilder appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Another two weeks, another journey to take with the full 9ES crew.  Won’t you take it with us?         The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The bed music while we[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES116: Scott I Like This Title Card appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

        Bang howdy it’s time for another episode of the 9to5 entertainment system.  I hope that you can extract not just one but several nuggets of pleasure from our discharge.  Were we to quantize emotion (and I’m[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES115: Basesballs appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Hello Internets! A chill cast for you today. Though Scott is the most mellow, perhaps he arouses our ire, it seems when he is away our tone is low. That said, our content is both hearty and hale and I[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES114: The One Where Sophie Caughts An Eevee On The Bus appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

About an hour before we sat down to record this bad boy, it was going to be an episode with all of us. Then, Jon informed us he was ill and shortly after, so did Sophie. Usually we try to[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 113: The 9ES Plague appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    Greetings and salutations it’s time for another episode of the 9 to 5 Entertainment System.  I’m pretty happy with how the list is expanding, and perpetually baffled at how right it all feels.  Nice to hear Sophie’s voice again!  Enjoy.[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES112: Jon’s Big Privilege appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    We’re back with episode 111!  I feel like we revisit a few subjects here but hopefully that won’t diminish your enjoyment of our time together whatsoever, it hasn’t mine.   The bed music during our advertising is an[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES111: Hulk Hogan Looks Like A Duck appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

      The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The bed music while we explain what the episode is about is Son of a Bit “Chased by a Running Chupacabra” used under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES110: Why Do We Lick The Microphones appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

  We have a very special treat for you today.  We’re starting a new feature for the site, a definitive list of the greatest films of all time as selected by us, and we’re taking a whole episode of the[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES109: The Internet’s Only Official Greatest Films List Pt. 1 appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

  And we’re back with another exciting 9ES.  Good pop on this one, sad news about Prince and Chyna and I feel like by the time I’ve written this the 3rd celebrideath will have occurred.  Or perhaps not, who ever[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES108: To All The Depps I’ve Loved Before appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

  We’re back with another episode hot off our brains and into yours.  Normally my teeth itch when we start a podcast with uninteresting content or site business or whatever, but for some reason I was salty about getting rained[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES107: Putting Our Best Feet Forward appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    Here we are folks, mighty episode 106 and what a show we have for you today!  I promise we discuss the genitals of species from the Aliens franchise enough to alienate our remaining audience only slightly.  Really, I’m[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES106: What Gender Is A Face Hugger And How Feminine Are Their Genitals? appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc...

    Yep, as I relistened to that part of the podcast, I remember thinking like “wow, 10 minutes of Bravest Warriors… so long.”  What has happened to my attention span?   What indeed.     The bed music during our[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES105: Our Attention Span Is Sufficiently Reduced That A 10 Minute Episode Of Bravest W...