9to5 Entertainment System (9ES)

  I been watching a lot of retro speed run videos on Youtube.  Crazy when you see it on the screen like that, but check it out. My favorite video games from when I was a kid.  Played by people[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES154: Still Not Sure If Callow Is Complimentary appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    I’ve been soaking in the news for the last few weeks. Tuesday this week, I spent at least four or five hours tossing and turning in bed, my mind flailing against politics half way around the world that[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES153: Beware The Cloven Arctic Gyre appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    We were snowshoeing in the pic.  It was a winter wonderland.  It was magical. I dilemm about advertising.  We need to promote our Patreon; nobody used the Amazon links enough to pay for one month of hosting, let[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES152: With Apologies To The Reverend Maynard appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    Maybe I got a little unhinged in this one.       The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The bed music while we explain what the episode is about is Son of[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES151: Oddly Passionate About Westerns appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

  This 150 milestone passed unmentioned.  No small commitment of time, when you consider the peripheral hours, editing, traveling, and post-show soaking in pharmaceuticals to ease the troubled mind.  The Last Jedi is perhaps an accommodating cultural milestone, injecting a[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES150: Everything Southland Tales Is Good (?) appeared first on...

    What Scott and his fancy art might not know is that I was a Sega Master System kid.  The SMS launched in 85, compared to 83 for the NES (both those dates are the Japanese dates) and maybe[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES149: 2017 In Review appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    A very special 9ES indeed, Keith absent for what I believe is the very first time in the show’s history.  Somehow the call of Florida overrode his commitment to Sparkle Motion, or, more realistically, Scott and my’s inability[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES148: Mellow Gold, Well Yellow At Least appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    The 9ES marches on, following the pop-culture breadcrumb trail to our deepest inner truths.  After we perish, this record of our thoughts will be ripe soil for the AIs who will ape our aspects.  Why would they do[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES147: A Cavalcade Of Camaraderie appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    If you can guess what the title is referring to I’ll buy you a Festivus gift. I was wondering if it needed to be justified why we spend so much time talking, thinking and writing about movies?  It[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES146: My God, It’s Full Of Stars appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    *** I BLAME THE MEDIA FOR DISTRESS CAUSING ME TO UPLOAD THE LAST PODCAST TWICE I AM GOING TO SUE THEM FOR PSYCHIC DAMAGES ***   Greetings friends and internet wanderers, welcome to this, the 145th hour of[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES145: Never More Relevant appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    Another week and another journey into the heart of our zeitgeist.  12^2 hours.  Will our narcissism or our zeal give out first?  Is that the true question posed by our efforts?  Dauntless, the juggernaut of the 9ES trundles[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES144: Felony Wearing Sunglasses On The Bus appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Spoiler alert it’s Andrew Lloyd Webber.  I’m a little sad the me with the aviators didn’t get a cigarette in a holder I’m like halfway to bat country already.     The bed music during our advertising is an old[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES143: The Ode To Keith’s Secret Muse appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

  Maybe if they brought back lyrical genius like: Ev’rybody dance now! Ev’rybody dance now! Give me the music. Give me the music. Ev’rybody dance now! Ev’rybody dance now! Yeah! Yeah! Ev’rybody dance now! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Ev’rybody, Here is[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES142: Deep In That Orc Business appeared first on 9to5 (do...

  Scott continues to outdo himself with those cover images.  What a shame we never managed to get ITunes showing the mini versions he gets me every week.  True story they’re embedded somewhere in the bits of the audio file. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES141: What Is Our Business And Business Is Good appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Maybe I’m raggin on the ole Pirates franchise a little hard there.  Maybe I want something a little better from a summer blockbuster?  Marvel may have spoiled us.     The bed music during our advertising is an old loop[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES140: Bad Sport appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

  Happy other Thursday to you all!  The most recent offering from our podcasting selves is here and ready for your consumption. I’m a little sad about how I tried to cut the racist protestors some slack in the podcast. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES139: Because It’s August appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Well here we are another Thursday another 9ES.  You guys ever see the Black Mirror episode where the girl gets a clone of her dead boyfriend back with a personality built off of social media detritus?  Well, 138 episodes of[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES138: Keith Really Missed His Calling With That Don Cherry Bit appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

  Red on red convulsant leather Back on the rack George Romero’s dead The greens have left the mall The victims have been bit Red velvet lines the black box George Romero’s dead George Romero’s dead Undead undead undead Undead[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES137: The Greens Have Left The Mall appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

What happens today?  It is a mystery, to me.  Seriously!  136 episodes, we record every two weeks, and suddenly I no show? Here’s the scoop!  I have 2 beehives in my backyard, that my brother and I try to keep[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES136: Apic Absense / Jon’s Not The Reason We Talk About Wrestling appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

  I really want to like the DC:EU.  Really.  The last few Marvel movies I’ve been bored as hell watching half of them, and I don’t think I was bored as hell during BvS, Man of Steel, Suicide Squad or[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES135: Salvaging The DC:EU appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

Boy we sure do talk about cultural appropriation a lot for 3 hetero white guys.  I’m commenting on it here because Keith delicately removed the worst of it.  Haha!  I will reiterate our pitiful wails for some feedback here.  Please[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES134: Some Celebrity Sex Tapes Are Better Left Unseen appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

  I am referring to the title, of course.         The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The bed music while we explain what the episode is about is Son of a[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES133: I Said I Would But Now Faced With The Consequences I Choose Not To appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

      Podcast image tbd.  I guess I come off pretty negative about Westworld on the podcast, would have liked to go into more details.  The show was pretty good overall, I still enjoyed my time with it.  I’m[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES132: Spoilers About Westworld appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

    Scott’s outdone himself on the post image.  Or did he just twist Voice of Fire on its side in the cool cool 80s? I want to go to there.     The bed music during our advertising is[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES131: Could This Title Be More Meta? appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .

        The astute amongst the audience will note a lack of bumper.  Seems our sound engineers (me) were provided only part of the bumper’s core audio files, and while listening to Keith banter with himself is typically[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES130: The One Where We Do Not Discuss Beaudrillard appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc) .