90 Day Book Club

Rajit sits on Brandy's tailgate and we're supposed to believe this is an act of dominance. Ashia and her mom Juliette travel to Nigeria. Catie and Josh move into their loud concrete bunker with a used toy that Josh never asked for. Edward joins the military I MEAN is welcomed warmly into Marissa totally laid back life. Meto is mean and scary and Debby thinks she's getting a ring. Wh...

Rajit gets a 'Murican welcome from Mallorie's friends and dogs. Medo makes a pillow wall, and learns just how far away New Orleans is from Hollywood. Paula is not happy about Thomas's lack of closet space and furniture. The geese and Patricia have a message from God for Ashia. Shea tells on himself. What am I reading? In Romance: Beyond Repair by Charlotte Stein In General fiction:...

Rajit and Mallory say goodbye to his beautiful city and family. Medo makes Debbie throw up at the airport. We meet Paula from Sao Paolo, Brazil and Thomas from Long Beach, California because the universe made it happen. Marissa picks up Edward from the airport after a tense conversation with her ex husband Michael. Catie worries that her drinking annoyed people and Josh is being too, too nice abou...

I'm back with a recap of 90 Day Fiance S12 E2: Trusting the Process Annabelle arrives in the US and immediately throws Shea in the bathtub. Catie and Josh talk about their commitment, and Catie throws a welcome party for Josh. Debbie worries that Meto might not get on the plane. Marissa has a substantive conversation with her kids ahead of Edward's arrival. Aisha explains to her immigrat...

I'm back with a whole new season of 90 Day Fiance to recap!  Production note: You may hear cats. You may hear the white noise of a fan. You may also hear two teenagers farting around above my office. I regret nothing. We meet all new couples: Marissa from Kleinfeld Bridal has a very important job and Edward from the D.R. has a very important (?) procedure. Rashit is sad about leaving Turkey a...

It's all over but the shouting!  My recap of the Before the 90 Days Season 8 Tell All Part 2 is here!  Lisa has a surprise that's definitely one hundred percent real. Forrest's job is encroaching on his time being monitored online by Sheena. Stig can act like a baller but can't handle it when Aviva is at a party with boys. Josh and Elise get tattoos of each others' names....

My recap of the Tell-All Part 1 is here! Laura and Michal's friendship is all but done. Emma and Zied are definitely done and so are we, with both of them. Jovan and Annalyn share sad news but are also headed to couple's therapy. Daniel claims he and Lisa are traditionally married and Lisa believes she is cursed. Book Club corner:  For my current readalong, I've chosen Rock Hard by...

It's departure day! We made it, you guys.  Everyone is going home and some people have more feelings than others. Josh is very meh about Elise's big decision. Forrest and Sheena say goodbye for now. Laura sweats and swoons over soccer and strings. Annalyn has big big news. Daniel is very meh about Lisa interrogation. Aviva should have listened to Aunt Spring. Trisha says goodbye to that...

Tony gets jealous of Vanya at a dance lesson. Kim chats with Wayne from the UK. Pedro reacts to Sophie meeting a new person. Natalie takes Gino to a strip club. Also: I have a new novella now out called Undressed: How I Fell for My One-Night Stand. You can read it! https://books2read.com/u/mZGDE5 For more happily ever afters, join me on Storygraph! https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/90daybookcl...

Panic at the waterfall for Josh and Elise. Laura brings food and Birkan forgives her.  Molly continues to be inappropriate and Forrest reconsiders his decision. Jovan and Annalyn renew their vows. Stig pulls a major switcharoo on Aviva. Trisha forces Rick to choose and he can't. Book Club corner:  For my current readalong, I've chosen Rock Hard by Nalini Singh. Here's the link to th...

On Before the 90 Days: Birkan confronts Laura. Elise apologizes, then Josh takes her to the zoo. Lisa wants a special service from Daniel before they say goodbye. Forrest and Sheena confront Molly. Jovan continues to be a cheapskate. Rick finally gives an answer about children and then continues to be just as terrible as we know him to be. On the Single Life: Natalie and Gino make out stupidly. So...

On Before the 90 Days: Birkan learns new info from Michael. Elise freaks out at a bar. Lisa and Daniel meet with the uncle and the high priest and there's also a baby goat. Forrest and Sheena have the sex. Emma gets stood up by Mohammed and gets a cold goodbye from Zied. Rick finds out yet more things to complain about and gets grilled about having babies. We learn a lot more about Trisha&apo...

On Before the 90 Days: Josh and Elise have the most predictable "oops" moment ever when Chris walks in on their massage session, and Elise has a problem with Josh living with a female friend. With all (?) of Lisa's lies out in the open, Daniel gives Lisa the ring back, and Lisa finds out they have to meet with Daniel's uncle to discuss their future. Forrest learns his disabilit...

On Before the 90 Days: Birkan sinks to a new low, but Laura is really starting to bug me. Josh toasts his best friend Chris before his girlfriend who just flew 40 hours to be with him. Lisa finally drops the bomb and tells Daniel she's been married to a woman this whole time. But the real crime is they are spider killers. Jovan shows his ass in the toilet, on the floor and to the pedicurist....

Note: The first minute or so has an echo because of user error but hang in there, it gets better! Sophie is an obtuse mean girl to Liz, but Liz is having way more fun in the D.R. and I love that for everyone. Pedro is Pedro-ing and Nicole is being weirdly nice? Ish? Vanya has feelings for Tony but Tony doesn't want to define things. Kim hits it off with a cutie pie named Joe but I'm prep...

It's a double episode, y'all! Lisa and Daniel get a blessing from the king, then everything literally goes to shit. 1:20  Ziad decides Emma is "not good." 18:40 Aunt Spring's big reveal about Stig is maybe not the big gotcha moment we were hoping for? 23:40 Forrest and Sheena get engaged and Molly is not happy 29:40 FINALLY, ELISE IS HERE and her parents are already the be...

WARNING: So much information about Coltee's pee-pee. In other news, Sophie is not super clear about what she wants from Pedro. Liz gets Villa's number and this is the content that I want more of. Kimberly has a very sad conversation with Jamal, and why is this on Single Life? Gino meets up with Natalie and have a very brief, dull conversation before she invites him back to her hotel? JUS...

Emma and Zied have a romantic birthday dinner on Mars. AUNT SPRING IS BACK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Daniel denies ever talking to another American woman until Lisa shows him three different photos of said woman. Laura is STILL d!ck-matized by Birkan even though the red flags are now on fire. Jovan thinks Annalyn is living in a palace on his dime and can someone please tape his mouth shut. The Family...

I'm jumping into 90 Day The Single Life without a parachute!  Pedro is unimpressed with Sophie's level of enthusiasm and affection.  Liz is very impressed with Villa. Julia is also on this girls trip with Liz and Sophie, for some reason. Kimberly goes on a date with a guy who lives with his ex, then her friends do a power point to help her meet guys at a bar. Kimberly has a booty call wi...

Lisa has wig trauma and worries that Daniel doesn't love her for who she really is (but do any of us know who she is?)  Emma gains seven percentage points in this weird game of "Will they or won't they get engaged," and Zied is the least offensive man this season? Jovan promises not to be such a whiny killjoy if Annelyn stops being so amazingly and entertainingly petty. Laura i...

Molly's back, and the truth comes out over a boodle fight: 0:25 Lisa and Daniel meet with his uncle but nobody drinks any of the wine: 13:23 Jovan spouts trash opinions and makes Annalyn cry in her halo-halo: 19:48 Laura tries to get the tea from Birkan's friends: 28:30 Trisha and Rick have a fish picnic on the beach as he continues to string her along about his thoughts on babies. Also:...

Daniel thinks women get drunk after one sip of wine. We finally meet Sheena's dad!  Birkan's BDE is unearned, despite the literal alleged BD. Stig forgets the words to his own song and blames Aviva for being bored at his show. Rick gets triggered over Trisha asking for a present, and continues to be the worst. Lisa and Daniel 0:55 Forrest and Sheena 9:58 Aviva and Stig 17:20 Laura and Bi...

Please excuse the slight tinny sound in the first 2/3 of the show. This one was juicy! In more ways than one! Sorry! Lisa and Daniel 2:27 Laura and Birkan 8:05 Jovan and Annalyn 15:20 Emma and Zied 23:24 Rick and Trisha 29:20 Stig and Aviva 37:19 Forrest and Sheena 42:30 Airport flowers: 51:17 Book Club Corner 51:47 If you need a guaranteed happily ever after after watching these trainwrecks, join...

Emma and Zied take a cooking class, then bicker some more. 00:20 Lisa and Daniel meet and he eats her entire face. 06:04 Jovan meets his wife, Annalyn, and we find out he has an even bigger problem than his habit of talking to other women about his marital issues. Hint: It's not podcasts about rainbows and sweet butter kisses. 11:38 Laura and Birkan did stuff off screen, and then go on the wo...

Lisa heads to Nigeria with a whole list of things she needs to come clean to Daniel about. Emma and Zied are getting along?? Jovon hasn't met his wife Annelynn in person yet and he's already causing problems, and she's blocking him on social media. After seven years, Forrest and Sheena are finally together! Molly continues to be unhinged. Laura arrives in Turkey and immediately thin...