500 Films: A Journey Through Genre Cinema

The latest diamond smuggling batch, Is a victim of Tiffany’s snatch,  Big girls and small,  Bond likes them all, As long as the collars and cuffs match. * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You...

Searching for someone to intervene, Guns for hire are few and far between, So good so far,  But who’s the star, Is it Yul Brynner or Steve McQueen? * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can...

A flying saucer led conflicto, Of nuclear apocalypto, They just don’t belong, If something goes wrong,  Just say “Klaatu barada nikto”.  * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out ⁠...

Kevin’s know-how is adaptable,  His booby traps are admirable,  He wants to eat a, Delicious pizza,  Keep the change ya filthy animal! * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out ⁠⁠T...

In search of a Kryptonion God, Come along the supervillain squad, Lois and Clark,  Develop a spark,  But he won’t kneel before General Zod. * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check ou...

In terms of radio prevelance,  The choice of music is Evelyn’s,  A first for Clint,  Wind, reel and print,  Piano jazz is malevolence. * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out ⁠⁠T...

Roman gladiators startle us,  With battles that are so marvellous,  Approaching Rome, Without a home,  Always remember: “I’m Spartacus!” * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out ⁠...

There’s a magical new pattern, Capital and Labour will flatten,  A white so brill, Trouble at t’Mill  All because of Sidney Stratton. * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out ⁠⁠To...

Against Leo, Caspar goes to bat,  But his plans to overthrow fall flat,  But ignore the brawl,  Because after all, Tom Reagan keeps losing his hat. * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can...

It’s all a bit mysterious, Food makes people delirious, From fish abstain, To fly this plane, Surely you can’t be serious? * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out ⁠⁠Tomm’s music...

Frog One’s shipment will make you tipsy,  As you’d expect from a French gypsy,  Aside from the blow, Popeye wants to know, Ever picked your feet in Poughkeepsie? * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matt...

H.G. Welles knew a thing or two, About travel and time-in-lieu,  Advancing the clocks, And meeting Morlocks,  He’ll help the Eloi stage a coup.  * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can che...

A tennis player without a loss,  Meets a bachelor with too much gloss, Politeness can drain,  Riding on the train,  As Bruno suggests to Guy, Criss Cross! * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. Y...

Henry and Tommy bleed Brooklyn dry,  With their fingers in every pie,  But Henry flays, When Tommy says, “What do you mean, ‘I’m a funny guy’”? * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can chec...

Though the brothers couldn’t be whiter,  For a band they couldn’t be tighter,  In a car ex-police, Says Jake post-release, ‘Elwood, fix the cigarette lighter’. * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthe...

Joining Doc and Jock for a blabber,  Daughter Janette wants you to grab her,  At this time of year,  Don’t have too much beer,  You’ll never escape from the Yabba. * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Ma...

Frank Sinatra, Sammy and Deano, Want more from Las Vegas than Keno, In a town full of sights, They turn out the lights,  And steal the cash from the casino. * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews....

All Henry wants is some more power, As talk of heists begin to flower, The plan is bold,  Steal all the gold,  Smuggle it out to the Eiffel Tower.  * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can...

A councilman becomes too brash In Las Playas he make a splash,  At the end of the day,  As James and Carl say,  This is the last year we throw trash.  * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You c...

In the Bronx, never take it easy,  For a thriller that’s really breezy,  One thing about Boyd, Don’t get him annoyed,  New York has never looked so sleazy. * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews....

The man takes a drive out of Sydney, But then pulled a gun on them did he,  They live off the land, Find water in sand,  With help from an Aborigine. * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You ca...

Mothers with no one between their thighs,  Gave birth to an alien surprise, The town was conned,  Their hair is blonde, Just never look them straight in the eyes.  * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Ma...

The thing is a plant in disguise,  Who sabotages their supplies,  By the next morning,  Send out a warning, Keep looking, keep watching the skies. * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can c...

For Christmas Eve, John McClane’s advice Is to steer clear of the snow and ice, Come to think of it, How can the same shit,  Happen to the same guy twice? * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. Y...

The Torrance clan will become tighter, Though what Wendy sees will fright her,  Checking up on Jack,  A slow walk back,  At what she finds on his typewriter. * 500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA , a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews. Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews...