4 Guys and a Movie

Christmastime is here! And what better way is there to celebrate little baby Jesus, than with a movie about a bunch of cougars that want to bang a snowman with the mind of a child?  Pour the egg nog and get ready to absolutely hate Darryl from The Office, because you are about to get Hot Frosty'd! 

Before Keenan Ivory Wayans took over television with his giant family, he was taking over the silver screen with his giant head. Kind of an Airplane-esque comedy is born, and the guys will decide how well it holds up as a whacky crime drama!

Small Soldiers! A star-studded cast, maybe sort-of kinda top notch special effects sometimes, and of course, a crappy hamburger with an onion ring on it. What more can the guys ask for? Let's find out!

The first family of Marvel. The Fantastic Four. Before Disney shovels out yet another sad failure based on this beloved franchise, let us take a look at how other studios failed. Did you say you were hoping Mr. Fantastic would do a stupid dance move? Or that he would give himself extra fingers? We have some good news for you! Join us, as we choke down another rancid Marvel sequel!

The 1950's. Man has conquered the moon, and has set sights on the red planet Mars. Our intrepid team of Pomade-laden doughy guys must face the wildlife, and discover the hidden secrets of THE ANGRY RED PLANET!  

It's AHHHHHHHHHHctober! The spookiest month of the whole year!  The boys are celebrating with a spooky style vampire style movie, The Lost Boys! Say hello to the night with the crew, and stuff yourself full of candy corn!

I know what you are thinking - "Wow, Rob! That movie title sure is tedious!"  Well, let me reassure you, the movie itself is much, much more so. Pull up a log, and join us for a film that somehow ends up being far more ridiculous than the name suggests!    

If anyone told me in the year 2000 that we'd be getting Hugh Jackman Wolverine movies for the next 24 years, I'd probably have scoffed, but hey. Here we are. Join the Guys, B- Negative, Snowflake, Safespace, and all the other New New Warriors for a mutant adventure!

Hey, all. What's up...  So yeah, we watched the first Star Trek Movie, and we are all just really tired.  Enjoy a heaping helping of whatever the hell this was! VEGR!!!!

Watered-down martial arts. Played-out buddy cop themes. Incoherent yelling. RUSH HOUR.

Everybody needs a vacation at some time or another, and what better place to go than Mars?!  There's no air, there's a bunch of goopy mutants, and let's not forget the constant threat of a crazy street shootout! Sign me up! Our good buddy Arnold decides he needs to leave his boring life married to a very thirsty Sharon Stone to go play detective for a bunch of melting weirdos. Why not. Join us for...

Do you like cartoons? Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long? Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long, but are not anime? Do you like cartoons that are 2 hours long, are not anime, and are not actually cartoons, but are real people acting like cartoon characters? GOOD. HERE'S THIS.

Guys, if your friends don't believe you have a real web shooter, you need to get some new friends. Don't give in to bullying about Spider-tech. Uh, also, we watch the animated Spider-man movie. ;-)

Ah, yes. It makes perfect sense. Dark. Gothic. Just a little silly. Tim Burton, the master of Tim Burton films, is back, this time, with a bunch of celebrities in monkey costumes. At least there is a bunch of goofy wire work. yay!?

If the 80's and uh... 80's have taught me anything, it is that the part 2 of any franchise is gonna be a banger. Empire. Aliens. Judgement Day(not 80's, but adjacent)  So now we follow up the "classic" "super hero" "movie" with Superman 2! We can't wait.

The year is 1985. Tom Cruise is still in diapers. Tim Curry is in 90lbs of red makeup. A talented team of wranglers is hot gluing a horn to a horse's face. Does that sound crazy to you? Well, you have no freaking clue. Join us for Legend!

Nick Cage. But not Crazy Nick Cage. Sean Bean. But not Dying Sean Bean. Harvey Keitel and Jon Voight, but not scary... I guess you get the idea. It's a bunch of actors known for stuff that they just don't bring to the table here. Does it work? Let's find out.

Not to be confused with "How to DRAIN Your Dragon", a very, very different film. Either way, the guys enjoy a lighthearted romp through a not awful movie.

No, this is no an April Fool's prank, at least, not on purpose.  This week, the Guys watch 'Bright', the Netflix Will Smith vehicle about racist Larpers, or something. It's great. Find out how great! #netflix #bright #willsmith

Finally, a live-action adaptation of one of the anime's of all time, The Guyver! Mark Hamill stars as the bio-boosted...wait, what?... he's not?... why is he on the poster? ...Uh, ok. sorry folks. So, some no name dork struggles to act his way through this cosplay nightmare. have fun!   #guyver #markhamill

What with the new Marvel film sweeping theaters, we take a look at an older gem, featuring none other than Nick Cage!  It's gonna be GREAT.   #marvel #mcu #ghostrider

The Guys head to Metropolis to visit the first entry in the "modern superhero" movies. Join us as we learn if men can really fly, and if Brando can read his lines off of a diaper.   #dc #superheroes #superman

Ring in the new year with a classic tale of misfit kids being taught by a misfit adult. Let's hit the ice with the Ducks!

Ho Ho Holy Sh*T this movie... This holiday season, the Guys embrace the void with Laurel and Hardy, a 20-something in old man makeup, some unholy pig creatures, and of course, a monkey stuffed into a Mickey Mouse costume. Merry Christmas!

I guess this was our 250th episode? lol sorry everyone. Joe sits this episode out, so ... y'know... good luck with that.  Watch Bill Murray do probably the worst thing Bill Murray has ever done. Yes, including that.