3AM Thoughts

Sup y'all, on today's podcast I give y'all some FHACKZ on this magical place of edible wonders called Foodtown, and all the zoology involved. In addition I cover my grand idea to feed the homeless, and discuss how these melatonin drinks give me supremely odd dreams! 

Segwaying from my facts about aliens, we have a visitor from Planet X and his human subject- I mean interstellar partner in crime, Chuzzy who was abducted- I mean brought alongside HiLow in their interplanetary quest to find a home in their lives as illegal aliens.

Yo, so tonight I spit glorious "facts" about technology, how it works, and where it's going (kinda like that podcast a few episodes ago, except 58% more true). and to slide into our next charactercast, we also talk about aliens, and how tasty they must be!

Unfortunately, we have no "facts" tonight. BUT on the bright side, we have a little question to answer (look at the damn title)! To answer this question from my perspective, I use an example from Octopath Traveler (spoilers!) to help illustrate it. 

So using my time machine app (lol, this is a future joke in my next,next podcast, time travel jokes are funny), I set out into the future and found my 51 year old self broadcasting this 'old' podcast on the radio, and I knew I just HAD to record it so I wouldn't actually have to record tonight!  Anyways, I start off with a little rant about driving, then proceed to give you straight, unfilter...

Oh Boy! It's 3AM and we have special guest, Caleb making his return as he talks about the cool and creepy tech of tomorrow and how they'll change the world around us!

It's ya boi Asiago on 3AM Thoughts, and today Imma tell ya some hard hittin' "FACTS" (No BS) about a functional alcoholic who could fix anything, and my talking dogs who only speak when my parents aren't around. 

In my time working at the Wonderful World of Wally, I've encountered many strange and freaky things. Fact is that the workplace, is no normal place, so today I'm bringing you the "BS-Free facts" all about it! 

So we start off today's podcast with a little rant about the country/millennial neighbor revving up their engine, BUT after that, we proceed on facts about nutrition facts and how they're actually nutrition lies, what an isekai is and what falls in the category, and what the hell music can do to a man! 

Here's your boi, Asiago coming back atchya with some more "miNd-bOGgLiNg fAcTs" 'bout why faces appear so different from one another, how power was invented, what the rich do, and the utter importance about toilets! 

WARNING: THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE BLACK CLOVER ANIME, PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!! Sup y'all, today I get to nerd out on one of my most favorite animes, Black Clover! More specifically, I wanna talk about the magic powers in the show and share some of my thoughts and theories about them. 

In the walk of every Christian, there's always gonna be trials and tests we must endure, whether they're from God or the world around us. However these struggles and troubles we face aren't without reason, they serve as necessary (sometimes critical) character development and to further God's glory. It's a topic most Christians sway away from due to the very exposing nature of it, well that's when...

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, this is ya boi Asiago back atchya again on 3AM Thoughts, and for the first time in a while, we have special guest, Chad from the podcast of the same name. Tonight we bring you facts about life, the books that help you through them, and the inspiration that come out of them.

Sup Y'all, welcome to season 4 of 3AM Thoughts!!! To kick off this new season, I'll be introducing this season's theme, FACTS! No BS, no lies, all straight up completely truthful...."facts"!!! Today I tell you "facts" about my traumatic experience with a couple of lesbian hackers that nearly ruined my life, and later "facts" about the most obese security guard with a little surprise. 

Whoo boy, do I have a treat for you, tonight's guest is a furry who's not afraid to dish out his fury! From his mental instability, to his multiple crimes, hear what this angry son-of-a-gun has to say!

Y'know the drill, I was too lazy to recall all I've talked about. So here ya go. 

Sup y'all, this be your boy Asiago back at ya again with another dream story! This time, it's action packed retardation! 

I've met many interesting kids on the playground as a kid, but none of them were quite like Bubba, the White Ni🅱️🅱️a!

God, do I hate school zones! I mean sure, they're just small little inconveniences, but they're annoying nonetheless!!!

When I was young, I was dumb. I'm a little older now, still dumb, but now I know it. These are some of my dumbest stories from my days growing up in elementary and middle school. 

Bruh, that retreat thing turned out to be alot more than I thought. It was actually pretty damn sweet ngl, and lemme tell ya, the Holy Spirit was [V I B I N G]!

Yeah so today I briefly discuss some things, the main thing being this damn church retreat I'm being dragged to However though, it is not all in vain, while everyone wants to be all secretive and shady about what goes on at the retreat, I have a plan to infiltrate it and reveal all its secrets on here and everywhere I can post, so stay tuned!

Sup, this is your boy, Asiago, and tonight I have a couple of guests on the show, Pumba, Dez Mon, and....UNCLE LARRY??? What should've been a completely different podcast full of various topics, turned into an hour long argument of where we wanna eat, and all the weirdo names and stories Uncle Larry has for all of them. 

Sup Ya/ll, it's been a while, but I still got style! Oh boy I got some new content for you, tune in to tonight's episode to see what's new!

You learn something new everyday. Like how a little bit of Arctic wind can change a community, how there exists a 'party size' option for dog treats, and that the world is a lot bigger than you think.