3-Bit Gamer Show

Peterson gets some goat worms in his brain that don't let him shut up about goat. Schreier does a writeup about the boofing of Redfall, NVIDIA stock price hike, Bobby Kotick with his foot all the way in his mouth. We play a game of gaming Taboo, Peterson does a rundown of Omega Strikers, and Trent takes a mulligan.

We have some news about a board game exec being the worst (We are getting a Blurstie nom almost every week now), Gollum devs apologize for their terrible game, Blizzard doing Blizzard things, Sony unveils a handheld and, of course, riblets. JD asks what game do we wish they'd make a better version of. We debut a new segment where we have some kids answer gaming questions. Trent picks his Dice game...

Trigger warning: we find out Trent has never seen The Princess Bride and JD has never seen Galaxy Quest. In the news we have Steam's timed demos, Hogleg morale system cut, Amazon Studios' LotR MMO, Overwatch 2 PvE is cut and some riblets. Then we do a Dear Game Devs for secondary characters as the main characters (a la Gollum ). Jenna reviews Bloody Hell.

We get stuck on the Riblets bit tonight, so you'll have to deal with that. Peterson does a First Impression for Against All Odds. We do a Dear Game Devs for a Superman game (and a Bizarro version). Jenna picks her Dice game.

Okay, so we went a little long on this one. We had two extra hosts lined up and they both had to bail last minute for different reasons so it was just JD and Peterson. You know things get out of hand when it's just the two of us! In the news we have the Michael Scott Paper Company of Kickstarters, Apple Arcade, Phil Spencer apologizes for Redfall, and the Hollywood writer's strike. Peterson piggy...

This week we have some news on Sega, Horizon Forbidden West DLC drama, and Wizards of the Coast using Pinkertons. Then Peterson gives a rundown of Mordhau and we talk about some memorable non-standard game modes that we've played (like horde mode, etc). JD picks his Dice game.

This week Peterson is coked out...on Coke Zero. We have news about a Pentagon leaker, Twitch cutting safety budget, some deadly game-related insults, and the worst Pokemon thief of all time. We do a couple of first impression roses for Caliber and Wall World. Then Peterson reviews Wrestling Empire.

This week all of the news is about the Mario movie so we do the Good, Bad, and Ugly of video game movies, play some Would You Rather, and Peterson takes a mully on his Dice of Destiny game. Jenna laughs like Michael Jackson.

Aaron and Trent join us to talk some news (Including a new, tighter news segment). Then Aaron talk about the Diablo 4 beta and we play some Be Kind, Rewind about Easter Eggs (since we recorded on Easter...get it?). Peterson picks his Dice of Destiny game.

Peterson accidentally retires from podcasting. We have news about E3, layoffs, Multiversus, Netflix, Roblox and more. The layoffs inspire JD to sing us a song (sometimes we just break into song). We play some Be Kind Rewind about old games we thought we had forgotten about. Peterson reviews Hi Fi Rush.

In the news this week we have TWO early Blurstie potentials. One for Apex Legends fans and another for FIFA 23. We also talk about a lady who beat Elden Ring with her voice, Ubisoft using AI for dialogue, Counter Strike 2, and TMNT The Last Ronin. We play some sound bits with Trent, Peterson gives his First Impression of Dune: Spice Wars and also selects his Dice of Destiny game.

We finally talk about Hogwarts Legacy! We have been playing it a lot and we spend most of the episode gushing about it. Peterson also reviews his Dice of Destiny game (which we both loved), Brotato (yes, I changed it).

We have the latest news including AI in Discord, Activision Acquisition, Starfield, Suicide Squad, Epic Games and more. Then we play some Foodio Games and Dear Game Devs. Peterson picks his Dice of Destiny game.

We do some news with a couple of early Blurstie contenders and then we play Love It, Leave It. After we play a new Reindeer Game and JD reviews his Dice of Destiny game, Webbed.

We play a new game called Sound Bits, Peterson talk first impressions of one of his most bizarre games - Cenozoic Era, we tell game devs to knock it off, and we got some news. A little bit for everyone. It's a fun one.

In the news is CD Projekt Red puts NSFW fan mods in their games, Hogwarts Legacy mods are going strong, EA paying over half a billion dollars for the rights to the English Premier League, Multiversus player base is dropping fast, and Overwatch 2 being shady again. Then Peterson revisits Grounded 1.0, we talk about the Good, Bad, and Ugly of party games, and Aaron reviews his Dice of Destiny game K...

We do some current news, then Jenna and JD break down their new game Radlands, we do a rundown of the latest Nintendo Direct, and Aaron picks his Dice of Destiny game.

In the news: Jedi Survivor is delayed a few weeks, Rumbleverse is shutting down, 343 Studios is just hanging around, Logan Paul getting sued, TTP in an awards show. Then we do some Keyboard Confessionals about things we spend too much time on in games. Aaron reviews Tortuga: A Pirate's Tale. JD reviews Farlanders.

In the news we have the theft of Riot Games' source code, Fox News mad at Xbox, Justin Roiland kicked out of Squanch Games, a terrible $2000 Steam game and more. Peterson reviews Tyrant's Blessing and gives a First Impression of BattleBit Remastered. JD picks his Dice of Destiny game. Trent's audio is....missing from the episode so Peterson had to get creative in editing this week.

The Blurstie results are in!! We reveal the winners (losers?) of the worst of 2022 in gaming, JD and Jenna review a Hogwarts card battler, and JD finally reviews his Dice of Destiny game The Captain.

This week we have a lot of news and then we make some 2023 predictions and some resolutions. JD picks his Dice of Destiny game.

We round out the 2022 Blursties with nomination in the last 5 categories: Worst Gamer Rage Worst Launch Worst Feature Worst Bug Worst Studio Peterson also tells us a harrowing tale of his latest McDonald's visit.

It's time for the BLURSTIES!!! In our 5th annual Blursties we start off super negative and just get more negative from there. It's the Blursties, baby. This episode we do: Biggest Disappointment Most Overrated Worst Sequel Worst Name Worst Decision Enjoy

We're light on news because we recorded this episode early. It was Christmas week, give us a break, okay. So we talk about the week after Christmas, do another parody, and Peterson reviews Yakuza: Like a Dragon.

We continue with the holiday cheer by bringing some news about a steal of a Diablo box, Henry Cavill, Hogwarts Legacy, Blizzard, and more. Then we are graced by a Peterson Christmas parody song and a listener voicemail. We play some Foodio Games with Christmas food and Peterson does a rendition of Madonna's "Like a Virgin". This 'sode has a lot of music in it. You're welcome...I think.