3-Bit Gamer Show

Gabe Newell teaches us the wise words "Suck is forever". JD asks us what games we wish they had delayed and then JD reviews Signalis.

We plan a heist. It's pretty basic, but we're hoping it'll get used in the documentary about the heist. The Game Mill is at it again and we're here for it. We also talk some other gaming news. Then Peterson revisits Baldur's Gate 3. JD picks his Dice game and Trent reviews Darkwood.

In the news - Steam will let you hide your porn games, wrongful review bombing, some Blurstie noms, and our Riblets. Then Trent gives us his rundown of Blizzcon 2023 and Trent gives us another banger of a parody song. We play some Foodio Games, and we do a dice roll.

We're recording on (around) the 5th of November so we gotsta do some V for Vendetta monologuing. We cover the new Silent Hill mess, more layoffs despite the best year ever, Ubisoft sends a ppt deck to the trolls, horny jail, and Overwatch 2 (those last two are not related). We do a new segment about dying in video games. JD reviews Skul the Hero Slayer.

Happy Halloween! The news is light this week and we keep with our annual tradition of recommending terrible, last-minute Halloween gaming costumes.

We have news. Good news, bad news, layoff news, Blurstie news, Riblet news, cookie news, all the news. Then we give a preview of some of the games coming out this year or games that were recently released that we haven't really talked about. Trent is here. Also, JD left town so we had to do a Dice reroll so we can keep these dice rolling.

It's Nextfest week so we have Aaron and Jenna on to talk through all of our played Nextfest demos and which ones to add to your ever-growing Steam wishlist. We talk about: Last Train Home, Crime Scene Cleaner, Enshrouded, Apocalypse Party, Gunhead, Bang Average Football, Neuroshima Hex, Laika: Aged Through Blood, Never Mourn, Jusant, Pioneers of Pagonia, Turnip Boy Robs a Bank, and Deep Rock Galac...

Chode Bagley joins us to talk about the layoffs all over the industry in our news segment. We also Ubisoft execs getting arrested, Big Oil in Fortnite, Redfall and their 30 players, and more. Then Peterson interviews JD and Jenna about Unrailed! Peterson reviews Death Trash.

We have news this week, then some kudos and we top it off with some Be Kind, Rewind about gaming moments that will never be again. Peterson picks his Dice game.

We experience some (fake) crippling layoffs over at the JD Gamer Show. Activision acquisition looks like it is going through, Microsoft lawyers put it all out there, Macron loves video games, Unity tries to go takesy backsy. Then we have some really tasty Riblets. We do Love It, Leave It with game launches and JD reviews Fae Farm.

In the news we cover Embracer selling off Gearbox, the Unity story, and Donald Mustard announcing his retirement (and some other stuff). Then we do some Don't Game Devs where we talk about stuff game devs should stop doing. JD picks his Dice of Destiny game.

This is our first ever recording while actually driving on a road trip. The sound is a little tinny but the episode is on point. We have some news, we do some IRL, Peterson tells a story about a time he drove while watching a sitcom for 6 hours, we do Love It, Leave It, and then JD reviews his Dice game - Shadows Over Loathing.

We start off with some gaming news followed by a JD asks where we talk about wholesome games. Then we play a Be Kind, Rewind about bugs in games because Peterson has been encountering a hilarious Sea of Thieves bug. JD selects his Dice of Destiny game.

Because it's episode 333 we do a special 3-hour long episode (we broke recording up). Three people, three hours, three energy drinks. We have news then Good, Bad, and Ugly with Dani. Then JD reviews Forever Skies, Jenna reviews Sayonara Wild Hearts, we play a crazy Reindeer Game, and then Peterson reviews Symphony of War: the Nephilim Saga for his Dice game. It's a good, epic episode.

Nintendo tries to patent everything from Tears of the Kingdom, XBox rolls our their new 8-strike system, THQ Nordic does a showcase and we run it down, then some steamy riblets. JD asks about a time we've gone into the wrong areas too early in a game. Peterson picks his Dice game.

Recording from two different states we have a wild episode for you. In the news we're covering the gaming market bounceback, two guys stealing a Pokemon job, Kai Cenat some more, hilarious Overwatch 2 Steam reviews, and more. Then we play some Foodio Games and Be Kind, Rewind. Peterson reviews Choo Choo Charles.

We're coming after every country in this episode. Nobody is safe. Witcher producer blames young Americans for show's failure, China rolls back tech crackdown, Nintendo next gen console news leak, riot in NYC, then some dope riblets. Peterson asks what gaming stuff you would spend your money on if you were rich, we play some Sound Bits, then Peterson selects his Dice of Destiny game.

We have 4 of us today. We do some news about gaming co-ops, Diablo 4's garbage battle pass, and Overwatch 2's lackluster numbers. And some Riblets of course. Jenna revisits VR game Pistol Whip. Peterson reviews Patch Quest, and we have a double Dice review for Neon Abyss and Coromon.

Peterson is back from the UK and jet lagged hard. Who knows what you're going to get from his sleep addled brain. We do some news about gamer rage avenged, Hello Neighbor CEO goes hard for AI, and Ubisoft competes with itself over the next 9 months. Also some pretty great Riblets. Then we talk about games that we would be embarrassed to see our Hero's Path for, JD asks what the gaming equivalent o...

We recorded this one early since Peterson is out of town as of the official release date so it's a crazy one. We go hard on British people and do some Impossible Riblet news. We also recorded on Peterson's birthday so we talk about birthday gaming memories. Peterson revisits Space Crew and we talk about some things that make us sad in gaming. No Dice of Destiny on this one.

We have some news and then we talk about games on our radar as well as some of our shameful backlog secrets. Then JD reviews his old school Harry Potter game for Dice of Destiny.

The news this week is pretty great with some more early Blurstie noms. Then Jenna joins us to break down the Next Fest demos that we played.

We recorded a little early because JD is out of town. We got some Booty news, EA breakup, Game Pass price increase, Titan submarine, and some riblets. We talk about good games for travel, plan out the next few Lord of the Rings games, and we do an overlapping Dice of Destiny.

In the news - Embracer is now struggling, CDPR has a Cyberpunk DLC that fixes the game, Activision Acquisition is pretty much dead, and Riblets. We do a quick new segment that introduces games that are on our radar, JD gives a first impression of Tears of the Kingdom, and we talk about difficulty settings. Trent picks his Dice game.

Peterson trolls JD with some headlines. In the news - women play video games, EA extorting college football players, GME CEO fired, Amazon tries really hard to ruin Twitch some more, and some riblets. We breakdown Summer Game Fest and the XBox Games Showcase. We talk a lot about Starfield. Trent gives his first impression of Diablo 4 and does a review for Crab Champions.