2 WOKE 2 F.

3 min from "Serious Days"

If you're like me, your guilty pleasure is Hee-Haw. I have others, of course, but Hee-Haw is both the guiltiest and most pleasurable of them all. For a verified radical, soon-to-be street ready (once we have a vaccine), dyed-in-the-wool anti-racist, anti-fascist, anti-colonial anarcho-abolitionist activist and hermit, you might think being a fan of the corniest hillbilly TV romp ever to lull the s...

those were the funny days... these are the serious days.

We're still here. In some ways, we're here-er than we've ever been before.

People are talking about the need for historic change, therefore there's no way we can have any sort of consistency in policy and shit like that. Welcome to 2020 -- AKA PERFECT VISION -- and I know WE 2 are seeing the world much more clearly. Put this show in your earbuds, sit back and enjoy this rare listening experience.

TO A LOT OF STUPID BOOTLICKERS, THIS WILL BE A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT: COVID19 IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS COUNTRY. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SAYING THIS, THEN YOU'RE NOT 2 WOKE YET, ARE YOU? BEING SOME KINDA ANARCHO-COMMUNISTS (ALSO, I'VE EARNED A PURPLE BELT IN A DISCIPLINE OF KARATE WHICH, INVENTED BY ME, AS YET, HAS NO NAME) WE ALWAYS KNEW THAT IF PEOPLE COULD JUST GET A TA...

KARENS.

when word of the p-dem-ic's arrival here reached us in late January, we were, just like most people, more or less indifferent. it wasn't instantly a major concern. Like most people, we put our faith in Nancy Pelosi. As one of the eldest, most-trusted and adored American Stateswomen of all time, she represented a solidity (albeit an elegant one!), but she always had a way of making it clear that sh...

2w2F socially distanced

we've been off for a couple of weeks as our living situations have changed. And now, quarantined. Scared. Frightened. Afraid. We wait with our fears while the bright light screens, calmmmmmm theeeee sheepppppp pleeeeeee.

While 2 Woke 2 F. is taking a minute to get its shit together and record an episode, here's a completely different podcast. Let me know what you think.

2w2F - ARE YOU WOKE YET? ARE YOU TOO WOKE? CAN U B 2 WOKE? CAN I C U P?

"Donald J. T---p, thy name is violence." He is, just as our esteemed Congressman Nadler boldly and fearlessly stated, a dictator. And Nadler KNOWS taters, mm-kay? As the era of violence, racism, sexism, fear and murder of democracy, time-honored norms and vital protocols of policy both foreign and domestic comes to a long-awaited close, we offer a few creative solutions to fuel your personal revol...

FROSTY SNOW

We. Are. At. War. I don't think there are four more alarming words. Except maybe... Four. More. Years. Of. Okay, I didn't fully think that out, but if I didn't think you could finish the sentence, I would've definitely backspaced and thought of another thing. Which means, four words that you might find more alarming than you realize: I. Believe. In. YOU. So? Yeah? Right number of words AND an affi...

The first show released in 2020 happens to be the LAST show recorded in 2019. That's because this show takes a minute to process, and we appreciate your interest, patience and engagement. thanks to fans who, like us, oppose Trump so much that you've gone way past Trump Derangement Syndrome and landed on PARTY MANIA fueled by anger and lack of facts. Our practice is to barely follow the news, and w...

We've been celebrating this entire month as the walls have continued to close in on 45. The IMPEACHMENT has been beautiful in every way. We've treasured every single moment, although, tbh, I missed most of it. I did get to see the incredible testimony of 3 of the professors who provided irrefutable evidence that the president had committed crimes here. It's like, what does it take for you people t...

A New York Times piece teaches us that when Indian kids pick on African-American kids, and pee on them, it's actually Whiteness evolving. (note: "Whiteness" = "racism"). By the way, Trump, Barr and the rest of those crooks are GOING TO JAIL. Whatever the subject, we're not afraid to talk about it.  

8 years of perfect, stainless, righteous, respectable, decent, antifascist, pro-global, anti-anti-abortion, UN-friendly, SCANDAL-FREE , legitimately-elected, savvy, environmentally-responsible, transparently opaque, non-Russia-controlled, strong, brave, anti-racist, smart, uncompromising, LEGAL, integrity, accomplishment administration of our government.... *BARRY, WE MISSSSS YOUUUUUU!!!!* Now? Pe...

we support James Comey, Jim Clapper, Big John Brennan and the other heroes of US Intelligence

IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT IMPEACHMENT  

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GRETA THUNBERG IS HERE. STUPID AMERICANS. ANTIFA RULZ. DOWN WITH TRUMP.

2 WOKE = 2 REAL, 2 WOKE = 2 STRONG, 2 WOKE = 2 BAD 4 TRUMP, 2 WOKE = 2 SMART, 2 WOKE = 2 DIE 4, 2 WOKE = 2 MANY 2 KILL,    2 WOKE = UN-4-TUNATE 4 FASCISTS, 2 WOKE = 2 -4THE PRICE OF 1 2 WOKE = 2-OOT UNCOMMON, 2 WOKE = ZERO 4-SKINS.... 2 WOKE = 2 SOPHISTICATED WHITE CAVE-DWELLERS, TRYING TO GET CIVILIZED BEFORE IT'S 2 LATE 4 CHANGE. (HEY Y'ALL... WE OPTIMISTIC TODAY.... AIN'T NEVER 2 LATE 4 CHANGE)...

TOO LATE TO ADMIT IT, BECAUSE YOU ARE. TRANS MAN REALIZES, "TRANS MAN" TRUMP IS WHITE SUPREMACIST NAZI BBQ REARRANGE THE LETTERS ABOVE TO SPELL A PHRASE THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE. DOWN WITH TRUMP AND ALL RACISTS.