PAT DIXON

2 WOKE 2 F.

Comedy EN ↓ 96 episodes

"Fascism threatens humanity. We are the resistance. The time has come for each of us to finally STAND UP and be counted." - Anonymous2 totally cool white guys who dare to fight the power. Listen as they GO FOR WOKE!

Author

PAT DIXON

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

2woketotrump.libsyn.com

Latest episode

Mar 30, 2026

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Episodes

WOKE CHRISTMAS 08.01.2022

The music, the fascism, the Vice President, tha God, the OmNIcron, the news, the hate. We're very liberal. And we're changing the world. The Buddha said, "For he who has nothing, the world is filled with temptation. But for he who is tempted, nothing can stand in his way." How did they know I had a mouse inside my apartment? Buddha got a little dick.

M.E.D. men ----- 04.12.2021

Find out if YOU'RE a M.E.D. man! 2w2f is inspired by so many brave women, girls and men of color, and we share this inspiration with our spiritual sibling from another birthing person: he is radical, revolutionary, singer, poet, actor, author, anti-racist, ally and living threat to everything phony, commercial and tame, Henry Rollins. This episode is dedicated to his memory.

SHAMED. AND NAMED. AND BLAMED. 07.11.2021

Admiral Levine. RIP Colin Powell. Government doesn't make rules, it explains reality. AOC and Bernie - "legitimately friends." Mit-ta Floyd. SUPPLY. DEMAND. AND THE PANDEMIC. My friend, Scottt.

Which Side R U On 31.10.2021

Buttery Smooth Barry Obama. Let's Go, Brandon. Throwin' Shade. Which Side R U On?

UNICORN 22.09.2021

good news today! From Afghanistan to Covid19 to becoming a Unicorn, everything is going amazingly.

2W2F -- Going to a GROUP HOME 29.08.2021

...don't ya wanna go! And that's alright! Going to a group home Obama Dollars Jay Z fingers Donnie Dobbins

2w2f - Bats and Snakes and Stuff 16.08.2021

Put this in your earbuds, lay back and take a break with your eyes closed. You earned it, for all I know. Of course, "you earned it" is something we should never say, because the concept of EARNING is designed to support white supremacy. Everything was created to support white supremacy. We have to burn it down. AGAIN.  

WHAT RAGE? 13.07.2021

In the 11th episode of the 3rd season, these two discuss Joe Biden and how great he is, remind us how terrible Trump was, and delve into the most dangerous type of rage, which is the opposite of a beautiful kind of joy.

BLACK JOY 01.07.2021

Black joy is a counteraction for the immense amount of pain black people must endure. As People of Color, and black people in particular, are literally hunted down like dogs in the street, lynched, terrorized, drawn and quartered, tarred and feathered, ridden out of town on a rail, stuck with the check, fined unnecessarily for parking violations they didn't commit... Now. More than ever. There is....

EMASKULATION. BE COOL WITH THAT 13.05.2021

GET WITH IT. THE WORLD DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU ANYMORE. THE WORLD BELONGS TO US NOW. CUT YOURSELF.

Big Magical George 05.05.2021

Big magical George

Folks Need Their Justice 14.04.2021

Revolution is in the air. The poet Bob Dylan once sang, "How many roads must a man burn down before they call him a man?" He later reveals that the answer, just like revolution, "is blowin' in the wind." And if you lick your finger and stick it up there - and I don't mean stick it up there a little for like a second and a half, I mean STICK IT WAY UP THERE AND MOVE IT AROUND FROM SIDE TO SIDE AND...

the 'tard shepherd 12.04.2021

2W2F - back again.

The Dirty Rebellion 09.03.2021

We talk about Rachel Levine, because that's his sweet girl. All kinda everything goin' on. Thank God Trump is OVA!

double whitenesses 27.02.2021

Trump is out of the so-called White House, and now Joe Biden is working hard to turn this ship around and sail towards Nirvana. We want EQUITY. BLACK LIVES! JAIL TIME for no-mask scofflaws. Stronger limits and tighter controls on internet disinformation. Time for Americans to shut-up, put on your damn mask and spread out all the resources and access to resources, into the communities where the com...

2W2F - NONSTOP ORGASM IN MY MIND 16.02.2021

SINCE TRUMP GONE, ORGASM NONSTOP  

LONG-HAULER 30.01.2021

## 2W2F 03 003 THE STRUGGLE. THE JOY. THE VICTORY. THE COVID LONG-HAULER.

IMPROVED 2W2F - LASER HOCUSED MORE hocus 20.01.2021

The previously-released episode was sabotaged by idiot Trump operatives who (LOL) thought they could STOP the TRUTH.  Now, here's the episode with enhanced volume and clarity. SUCK IT, dummies!

laser hocused 19.01.2021

get ready

2WOKE2F - THINGS HAVE CHANGED 08.01.2021

As we decide what to do with the former President -- whose name shall not be spoken -- we narrow our eyes and take a look at Joe Biden, while anticipating a couple of the problems he just won't be able to solve, like the persistence of able-ism in the absurd tradition of clapping our hands together at the end of, well, anything.  We also look forward to science returning to the forefront of pop cu...

WHAT DID I DO? 25.12.2020

You love your private property. But listen and learn how little you ACTUALLY own.

*SPECIAL* 2W2F PLACEHOLDER 16.12.2020

WHILE THE HOSTS OF 2W2F GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER, ENJOY THIS LESS ABSTRACT, LESS SARCASTIC, LESS MUSICAL BUT MORE DIRECT REPLACEMENT SHOW. IT'S THE SECOND EPISODE OF SO RIGHT , WITH PAT DIXON AND THOMAS PALADINO. IF YOU'D LIKE TO PROVIDE FEEDBACK, PLS WRITE (and don't be a dick about it) PatDixonNYC@gmail.com 2W2F will return soon with new episodes and shit.

A VOTE FOR SCIENCE 02.11.2020

Joe Biden = Science Donald T---p = Racism Who would've ever thought that science would still be forced to battle it out with racism in 2020? But hey, that's wypipo, amiright?  The hosts of 2W2F urge you all to REMAIN SAFE during this most important election. The safety of our democracy is at stake, but so is the safety of our health.  Election safety hacks: 1. Avoid voting at the polls! Complete y...

the DEVIL in CHARGE 15.10.2020

WHO'S IN CHARGE?  

Joe Biden. Everyday. Forever. 05.10.2020

We've seen our share of tears and revelled in the triumph of mass destruction of property in cities across the so-called United States in the name of our black brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, moms, pops, cousins, grandparents, in short, the extended black family for whom we toil, slave, chant and sing and in whose presence we bow and genuflect and stutter and pee our pants and quake and shit our...

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