2 Whits 1 Cup: A Queer Adventures in Odyssey Podcast

Lace up those boots, it's time for war! Oh, and Christmas. Parsnip proudly --- and Percy and Pigeon reticently --- present SNOW DAY. In this episode, Pigeon gives us a rousing speech, Parsnip teaches us about root vegetables, and Percy tells a recent sex story that violently triggers Parsnip's asthma. There really is no time quite like Christmas! Discussion topics include: -Thanksgiving recap -Pug...

Y’all better be feeling f*ckin grateful today because this is the only Thanksgiving episode you’re getting from us this year. Today, we’ve got another face-first collision with Phil Lollar that hopefully makes us all go blind as we discuss THANK YOU, GOD. This eppy SUCKS, but as Phil Lollar teaches us, we should just be thankful it’s not worse. Discussion topics include: -June Kendall is a BABE -P...

WOOOOOOO, girl! This eppy has it all. We’ve got our queen, Doris Rathbone! We’ve got a 9/11 (of 1993) release date! We’ve got alcoholic beverages! We’ve got shin guards for some reason! Today, we’re talking about FAMILY VALUES, the episode in which the Rathbones trying to act like a Christian family is boring and stupid. Percy shares too much about his sex life, Pigeon gets sent to talking prison...

We persist in our silliness, and today, we’ve got a Lollar! Let’s celebrate Veterans Day by discovering the true meaning of Memorial Day with a review of the Adventures in Odyssey episode THE PRICE OF FREEDOM. This one’s for the war girlies. Discussion topics include: -Phil Lollar puns -Queens/street Chris goes topless at a baseball game to support the troops -AWANA = evangelical al-Qaeda training...

No one asked for it, but we talked about KAREN, the twisted Adventures in Odyssey episode about child cancer and death. And we’re pretty damn funny about it. Well, except the part where Percy realizes his mortality and cries. But that’s just a bonus. Also, we play Pigeon and Parsnip Trivia! Get your own bottle of Barefoot Wine and join us as we wade through our experiences of grief and loss as wel...

EEK! LOOK OUT! It’s time to wrap up our Halloween spooker with THE CASE OF THE SECRET ROOM, PART 2. In today’s episode, a bunch of characters stand around explaining things to each other, and we sit around explaining it to you. But we’re funny. And we get mad at the Adventures in Odyssey staff and Focus on the Family. Don’t you want to join us?! Discussion topics include: -Barefoot wine -The Iran-...

Pull out your weighted blankets and comfort items because it’s time to get SPOOKY! This week, we’re leaping headfirst into THE CASE OF THE SECRET ROOM, PART 1, Adventures in Odyssey’s first scary episode. There’s a literal corpse in Whit’s End, and Whit is going to investigate no matter how much the police ask him not to. And, of course, we have to talk about … “Whhhhittakeeerrrrrr.” Discussion to...

YAR, MATEYS! In honor of Indigenous Peoples' Day, we’re tearing to shreds Adventures in Odyssey’s awful episode celebrating colonialism: COLUMBUS: THE GRAND VOYAGE. The historical inaccuracy is as offensive as it is hysterically stupid, and Pigeon — our resident history degree holder — has the receipts. Join us on our own grand voyage through all the white Christian supremacist baloney that is thi...

It’s our first episode post-Novacom! We go back in time about 400 episodes to scoop up the iconic Eugene/Bernard/Connie episode, SUSPICIOUS MINDS! Also, a new Whit just dropped, and he did a porno in drag one time. No, but like, really. It’s a true story. Listen to the episode to hear about it. Discussion topics include: -Evangelicals, Anglicans, and Catholics — oh, god! -Computer use in the 1990s...

Join us as we loosen our corsets and look back on the adventure that was the Novacom Saga! We play some Novacom trivia, retrace the steps that brought us to this horrible place, and talk about where we’re going next. Discussion topics include: -Walmart brand Imagination Stations -What would’ve made us have more compassion for Whit? -Parsnip yelled at Pigeon in the grocery store -Dating on Hinge -I...

Holy moly, we made it through the entire Novacom saga! Today, we’re wrapping it up with EXIT, and my god is Pigeon in a snit about this one. To be fair, not a single bit of the episode makes any sense, and it’s a very unsatisfying conclusion to a 28-episode saga. Enjoy, bitches! Discussion topics include: -Drag names -RuPaul’s connection to Andromeda -Mitch and Connie’s new kink -Give us that appl...

Oh, girl! We are so close to the end of Novacom. Today, we’ve got EXACTLY AS PLANNED, the penultimate episode of the saga! And if the plan was to piss us off, then the writers of Adventures in Odyssey achieved that goal.  Discussion topics include: -9/11 -Prayer stats -Mrs. Bennet is the anxious queen we need -IHeart Radio is the new Andromeda -We are football girlies -Mr. Charles’ berserker mode...

ALL RISE! PODDY COURT IS NOW IN SESSION! Tom did a domestic terrorism, and there’s also election meddling and institutionalized misogyny, but the real crime on trial here is EXPECT THE WORST, this week’s eppy of Adventures in Odyssey. This is the third-to-last chapter of the Novacom saga, and … well … the title is appropriate. Discussion topics include: -Overthinkin’ the Novabox -Who’s still havin...

Welcome back, Jellicle Cats. Glad you could join us for Part 2 of our discussion about the Adventures in Odyssey episode EXCEPTIONAL CIRCUMSTANCES. This week, the AIO writers get a little anti-vaxxy, and Parsnip can’t pronounce “Gethsemane.” So, pretty par for the course. Discussion topics include: -Is the Rum Tum Tugger asexual? -We learn about lithromanticism -A word-association game no one real...

We’re in the home stretch of the Novacom saga! This week, we’ve got the first half of our conversation about EXCEPTIONAL CIRCUMSTANCES. We had a lot to say, so you’ll have to wait for Part 2 next week. In this eppy, Tom brings home his ace wife, we find out how Mitch is alive, and Jason says a big naughty. Discussion topics include: -Jesus’ many holes -How witness protection works -What pronouns t...

Yank on those loose threads, poddypals, because this week, it’s time for THE UNRAVELING. Percy and Parsnip have been keeping a big secret from Pigeon, and it’s finally time to reveal it. That makes Pigeon a little grumpy, but to be fair, they were pretty upset through this whole thing. Mandy, Alex, and Cal derp around being useless for 75% of the episode, and Connie maybe falls in love with Mitch’...

Time to write another eppy description. OK. Today, it’s BOX OF MIRACLES! Whooooaaa! Whit might be a relatable queen for once? But also, there’s trouble stirring in his homosexual relationship with Tom? Find out all about it as we dip back into Adventures in Odyssey’s Novacom saga! Discussion topics include: -Nathan Hoobler’s big cameltoe -When God kills a kitten -Horse blinding -Muffins -Vibes vs....

We’re back from our poddy break with a very special musical/Olympics episode! This week, Adventures in Odyssey writer Marshall Younger must have been very horny, but who can blame him when he’s writing about Monica Stone and Jason Whittaker? Anyway, this week, we’re discussing SHEEP’S CLOTHING, Part 22 of the Novacom saga. Discussion topics include: -Sadminton -Time machine insurance -Church chair...

It’s time to talk about TWISTING PATHWAY, and the meatloaf is HOT! Erica and Aubrey are back together, and Whit is criminally irresponsible. It's just feels so cozy and familiar. At some point, Parsnip dies of Adventures in Odyssey overdose, so this becomes the Percy-Pigeon Power Hour. You're going to love it. And remember, girlies: You're a princess because you're a daughter of th...

Drop trou, gooners. It’s time for THE BLACK VEIL, PART 2! This week, Adventures in Odyssey writer Marshall Younger wanders around and around in circles trying to find a plot, the Whittakers are being deeply irresponsible, Cal is a gossip queen, and Pigeon and Parsnip are wacky on DayQuil. It’s the perfect cocktail. Discussion topics include: -Fuck you, Vancouver -Yellin’ about nuts in public -Alas...

Put in another panty liner, ladies, because Jason Whittaker is in the house for THE BLACK VEIL, PART 1. Well, actually, he’s in Alaska, and so are 1,000 new characters we have to meet because Adventures in Odyssey writers lack some storytelling ability. Back in Odyssey, the adults in Alex’s life might be starting to suspect his homosexuality, and EVERYONE is mad (or is it just biblical masculinity...

It’s time for our Pride Month Extravaganza! This week, we celebrate the sin of Sodom by doing a table read of ONE IN TEN, the unreleased anti-homosexuality episode of Adventures in Odyssey. And oh yeah, girlie, it’s just as wild and offensive as you’d expect. But we have so much fun with it, and so will you! Discussion topics include: -How Percy knows he found The One -Buying new sheets -James Spa...

We’ve got new friends on the poddy this week! Porcupine and Porridge join us to talk about UNDER THE INFLUENCE, PART 2. Adventures in Odyssey converts another heathen to Christianity, but not until Aubrey’s life hits ROCK BOTTOM after she does … normal teenage things? Anyway, happy Pride, ladies. Let’s win another soul for Christ! Discussion topics include: -Pigeon learns what a WodFamChocSod is -...

Spiders. Skipping school. Rock music. Hairstyles. Those are just a few of the horrors that come up this week as we discuss UNDER THE INFLUENCE, PART 1, one of the worst episodes we’ve covered so far! Aubrey is clearly a lesbian, and her friend Erica is rich, so please pray for them! Anyway, let’s have some gay fun talking about a boring episode of Adventures in Odyssey. Discussion topics include:...

Since Pride Month persists, so do we. This week, we’re wrapping up PLAN B, PART 4: RESISTANCE. Look, sometimes, life is hard; sometimes, our dicks are hard. And on this eppy, we’re talking about things that make life and our dicks hard. Connie is still sad, but Wooton is amazing. Whit is an entitled white man who isn't respecting his gay boyfriend, Tom. You’re going to love it. And even if you...