2 Whits 1 Cup: A Queer Adventures in Odyssey Podcast

TRIGGER WARNING FOR GAYS: This is a sports-related episode. Gay listener discretion advised. The gang is back to relive our sports accomplishments like some of the worst people you went to high school with are doing right now at a mostly empty bar. But that's because we're discussing the highest echelons of competition in our society: recreational chess and middle school volleyball. Join u...

OK so in this week’s episode, Armitage Shanks tells Eugene “if you like it then you should have put a ring on it” (this eppy came out before that song) because Eugene hasn’t bought Katrina an engagement ring. So that’s about it. Um. So yeah that’s what we talked about. And I promise we’re funny.

Have you gotten your vaccine for Whit Derangement Syndrome? You might want to make sure you're up to date on your boosters before you listen to this eppy because WOOF. Phil Lollar really let his freak (negative) flag fly with this one, because it's all about how women (Phil would say "girls") are silly and don't really understand things so just trust men (Phil would say &quot...

Thank you for tuning in to 2 Whits 1 Cup's exclusive coverage of ELECTION NIGHT IN ODYSSEY. It's too early to make a call in the race for mayor between Margaret Faye and Bart Rathbone, but either way, John Avery Whittaker is going to be PISSED about it. But not more pissed than he is about Connie, his daughter in all but biology and legality, hanging out with his ex! In addition to some im...

We're taking a quick break from Adventures in Odyssey, but that doesn't mean we're getting away from all those terrible church kid memories! Test your knowledge about biblical references to semen and testes, people God has murdered, and so much more! Why does this sound like it was written by a marketing AI and not with my typical derangement? I don't know! But I'm already so b...

HAPPY NUDE YEAR SKANKS! There's a wedding in this eppy!!!!!! And no one cares. Normally, it's just us with the bad attitudes, but this week, Odyssey's best Christians are joining our poopooing. Also, George Barclay is in town for a "pastor's convention" (yeah ok George, we'll believe you once you're done getting fellated), and boy howdy does he TOTALLY cockblock J...

IT'S CHRISTMAS, and this year, we're talking about one of the GAYEST and MOST ROMANTIC episodes of Adventures in Odyssey: THE POPSICLE KID. Seriously, if the gang at Focus on the Family were TRYING to write a queer Hallmark story, this would be it. EEK!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM PERCY AND PARSNIP (WITH POOP!)

What is Katrina gurgling in that one scene and why? Is Jack going to dump Joanne for a homosexual antique store manager? Will Whittaker privilege never end? Lord, there are SOOOOO many questions for us to discuss, and that's why we have a nearly two-hour poddy eppy about FOR WHOM THE WEDDING BELLS TOLL, PART 2.

Odyssey has a new unfettered trollop ... and she has her sights set on one John Avery Whittaker (ever heard of him?). Prepare to get nasty, bitches, because Margaret Faye is bursting onto the scene with expansive cleavage and pliant views on scriptural authority. It's time for FOR WHOM THE WEDDING BELLS TOLL, PART 1, the opening chapter Percy and Parsnip's favorite triumvirate of Adventure...

Is Jason Whittaker circumcised? That's what we discuss in this episode. And it's relevant, technically, because that was a big decision Whit had to make, and another big decision he has to make is whether to leave Odyssey again! See? Apropos! (Nice one, Percy)

*shhh... use your quiet voices and walking feet because percy, parsnip, and pigeon are meditating, and we don't want to disturb them. this week's episode is about the adventures in odyssey episode solitary refinement, in which eugene goes to a monastery and uses his dreams to force katrina to admit she was wrong. or maybe katrina is a dreamwalker. it's honestly hard to tell from the ep...

Whit is finally returning to Odyssey, but the question on everybody’s mind is: Will he resume his sexual relationship with Tom, or will he go back to his OG lover, Jack? And the second question we’re ALL asking: What kind of PJs does Whit wear? Also, what kind of elderly adaptive bathing equipment exists for senior shower sex? We’ve got the answers to all that and more in this week’s episode of 2...

We didn’t go three weeks between episodes, YOU’RE the crazy one. Anyway, James Dobson is dead. So we’re discussing The Right Choice, Part 2, as Katrina goes Tonya Harding on the Nancy Kerrigan of Eugene's heart. As such, we break down (old) Survivor and (current) Bachelor in Paradise. Don’t forget to message  @2whits1cup  on Instagram if you want to buy Percy’s sweaty tennis socks. This week’s...

OH GIRLS DO WE HAVE SOME GOSSIP THIS WEEK! Ok so like Eugene is in Chicago and wants to visit Katrina — except unreliable reports are suggesting she’s moments away from marrying F*&^ING Brandon! So he’s going to go break it up, and MAN OH MAN DOES IT GET JUICY. And like … super toxic. But hey, it’s a romantic relationship in Adventures in Odyssey. That’s what we’re all here for.

This week, Jacob from The Socialist Shelf had too much time on his hands — or perhaps not enough self-respect — and waded through Whit’s bushy tunnel with us for The Search for Whit, Part 3. The plot of this Adventures in Odyssey episode is a remarkable achievement in that it’s banal, offensive, and utterly lacking in coherence — all while teaching children that honest discovery should have no bea...

Let's head back to Israel, but don't get your hopes too high, because this is Part 2 of an Adventures in Odyssey three-parter, so you know it'll suck. But HEY. We don't suck unless it's consensually and on genitals, so join us for both a Hoot and a Holler as we (by the fatalistic forces of an established radio program and not our own volition) continue The Search for Whit!

For some reason, the Odyssey folks have decided to bring Whit back from the Middle East, and just like when you're constipated but still really want to bottom, they're going to make us go up there and extract Whit ourselves. BUT DON'T WORRY! Along the way, we stumble upon Paul McCusker thinking he's so smart about the Bible, only to realize he is completely wrong. As always, it&#39...

There is something stinky about Tasha — but is it because she’s (in our opinion) the sole survivor of a family annihilation, or because she’s not a Christian? Join us as we open a transvestigation into Jason Whittaker’s beloved fianceé and discuss Jack Allen opening his buttcheeks just a LITTLE BIT too wide. And of course, we touch on our favorite topic of all: the perils of making ANY personal de...

WE HAVE NO MORE PRIDE TO GIVE, but plenty of Adventures in Odyssey. This week, we're wrapping up LOVE IS IN THE AIR with Jack Allen's misognyny, Katrina Shanks' taciturnity, Jason Whittaker's anger toward women with jobs, Connie Kendall's victimhood, Eugene Meltsner's emotional honesty, Tasha Forbes' lesbian desires, and, if you listen closely, the sound of Percy's...

OK, it's back to the ole Eugene-Katrina grind, pals. After all, Pride month is almost over. This week, Jack is a gossip queen, and we're SO here for it. SO MUCH DRAMA. Katrina is back in town, as is Jason's personal Carmen San Diego, so Parsnip is queen for a day in Sploosh City. Also, Pigeon has a shocking realization about BRIO Magazine, and Percy's just having a lot of gay sex....

HEY WE ARE TAKING A BREAK THIS WEEK, OK, WE DESERVE IT AFTER 69 (nice) EPPIES. But here's a fun look back at some highlights from our first 69 (nice) eppies. Listen to it. Or at least download it. And if you haven't given us a rating, WHY?! drown out the 1-star rating we just got plz :(

To be (gay) or not to be (gay)! That is NOT the question, because it is EPISODE SIXTY-NINE (69) EDWIN BLACKGAARD'S PRIDE MONTH EXTRAVAGANZA! This week, Parsnip and Percy introduce Pigeon to Adventures in Odyssey's gayest couple, Edwin and Shakespeare, as we discuss the episode BREAK A LEG. Pour yourself a glass of wine, toss on your favorite ethical queer pornography (muted), and join us f...

As a Pride month special, we’re doing a two-for-one! This week, we’ll be discussing “A Little Credit, Please” and “The Time Has Come,” two Adventures in Odyssey episodes so annoying and terrible we couldn’t bring ourselves to spend a week on each. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to Eugene’s atheism. So sorry, Satan! We lost one. (insert: sad face emoji) Also, Pigeon and Parsnip disparage a G...

HAPPY PRIDE, TIME TO GET SAD. Yeah babes, you’d better have your monogrammed hankies handy if you’re going to listen to this episode. We discussed Adventures in Odyssey’s THE TURNING POINT, wherein Eugene and Katrina’s relationship reaches … a turning point, as well as the Holy Spirit as a sex partner and washing feet with hair.